Cosmic Channel

In this earthy and enchanting return episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale realign with the season of Virgo- where rhythm, refinement, and revelation take center stage. Broadcasting live from the humming chambers of the Wooo Hooo House, now fully tuned into its apothecary temple essence, they invite listeners into a space where sound heals, herbs whisper, and even the spoons know their place. ✨ H...

In this Leo-season episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale explore the art of radiant leadership, courageous devotion, and the blooming of small things. From the mythic garden of Droooid Hills, they receive wisdom from this week’s plant dignitary-Button Bush-whose one-inch globe blooms remind us that entire worlds exist inside the smallest specks. Lady Love Heart calls the Wooo Hooo Line to offer gu...

What if the facts you’ve gathered now echo hollow of knowing? In this rhythm-rich episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale tap into the woodpecker beat of revelation-where dead facts compost into living truths. With the guidance of Sir Tapwell the Cosmic Woodpecker , and a chimed-in call from Lady Thymia , guardian of immune rhythm, we explore how stillness exposes what noise conceals. From the once-...

In this moon-soaked episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale explore the sacred spectrum of stillness, stirred by Cancer Season and the rhythmic revelations of Gene Key 52. From the zig-zag zooms of Countess Accountability to the tangled breathlines of suppressed emotion, we uncover how tension weaves its way through our fascia- and how presence, rhythm, and care can comb the commotion. We speak of t...

In this episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale welcome a noble new companion into the Wooo Hooo pantheon: Countess Accountability, a Saturn Return Familiar crowned on Lady Inhale’s 60th birthday. With paws full of timing and purpose, she arrives to guide—reminding us that true accountability is rhythmic. That devotion needs direction. And that some of our most sacred companions arrive right on time...

In this breath-threaded episode, Lady Inhale and Count Exhale call upon the steady rings of Saturn to explore the sacred art of accountability. With Gene Key 63 whispering through Lady Inhale’s Saturn in Pisces, and Gene Key 60 anchoring Count Exhale’s Saturn in Capricorn, the duo weaves a spiral of cosmic structure, creative devotion, and mythic follow-through. Together, they introduce “Count On...

In this Gemini-season transmission, Lady Inhale, Count Exhale, and guest Mandy Roberts explore the breathline between eloquence and excess. With Jupiter in Gemini stirring up thoughts, tangents, and overextended yeses, they dive into the shadow and shimmer of Gene Key 35’s hunger and Gene Key 12’s vanity—transforming them into boundlessness and purity. Guided by three Breathwrights—Jupiter, Lady T...

In this Gemini Season debut of Cosmic Cense & Nonsense , Lady Inhale and Count Exhale open up about the Wooo Hooo Line and extend an invitation to the Gooo Rooo Guild: Call in your Gooo. Share what’s sticky, spiraled, stewed, or shadowed. The threshold has been set. The breathline is open, and the invitation stands. Together, we breathe through the Alchemical Spiral—where Gooo becomes Rooo, an...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Mercury in retrograde, Psooodoooo Gooorooo channels this trickster planet, and the duo go deep into the Gemini-Mercury frequency of perception-thought-speech-mantra with special guest Sarim Ibn Salahadhin. This show is sponsored by Mercury. It's the cosmic clown planet of communication. So call upon Mercury to catch the currency needed to open your mind to higher possibil...

(Special Episode): Brandon and Cheryl tackle the upcoming Full Moon in Scorpio Lunar Eclipse. This show is sponsored by The Fool. Call upon The Fool to help you catch the currency of hilarity no matter what your circumstances are. Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/ Catch more of Brandon's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/brand.on.dale/ Catch more of hi...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Taurus Season, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a magical animal, and the duo welcome Laura Pallas and Cameron Phillips, a berry happy couple building a nourishing vital-packed farm with super inspiring values. This show is sponsored by Cosmic Bull. It's the animal that helps move blockages preventing prosperity and fertility. So call upon Cosmic Bull to catch the currency nee...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle the Full Moon in Libra, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a mighty number (though a popular song calls it a lonely number), and the duo welcome a high-achieving Aries striving to find the balance between success and taking care of herself. This show is sponsored by ONE. It's the number that helps you win at the game of life. So call upon ONE to catch the currency needed to beco...

(Special Holiday Episode): Brandon and Cheryl tackle how to vibrate your vices by ignoring your virtues and values. This show is sponsored by The Fool. Call upon The Fool to help you catch the currency of surprise no matter what your circumstances are. Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www.wooohooowooohooo.com/ Catch more of Brandon's frequency at https://www.instagram.com/brand.on....

This week: Brandon and Cheryl tackle Virgo Full Moon and Spring Equinox, Psooodoooo Gooorooo channels a warrior node, and the duo welcome Isabel Friend- an international ambassador of Water, public speaker, and educator. As a student, servant, and steward of Water, she seamlessly blends science and spirit into a comprehensive cosmology of Water wisdom. Spanning the practical insights of health, hy...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Pre - Spring Equinox, Psoooodooo Gooorooo channels a dreamy blue wonder, and the duo welcome back two special guests who share some important secrets to their happy and mystical marriage that you don't want to miss. This show is sponsored by Neptune. It's the planet that helps you evolve. So call upon Neptune to catch the currency of high dreams and spiritual messages. Le...

{Part 2} This week: Brandon and Cheryl tackle the 12th house. Psooodooo Gooorooo channels the regulator, and the duo go deep within the Pisces currency of spiritual intelligence. They welcome back John Friend who talks about the Guru principle This show is sponsored by the cosmic pancreas. It’s the organ and the gland that regulates the sweet spot. So call upon Pancreas to catch the currency of sa...

{Part 1} This week: Brandon and Cheryl tackle the 12th house. Psooodooo Gooorooo channels the regulator, and the duo go deep within the Pisces currency of spiritual intelligence. They welcome back John Friend who talks about the Guru principle. This show is sponsored by the Cosmic Pancreas. It’s the organ and the gland that regulates the sweet spot. So call upon Pancreas to catch the currency of s...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Pisces season, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a powerful numerical force, and the duo welcome back Jen Bates who talks about her own Pisces Power and the importance of laughter. This show is sponsored by Twelve. It's the number that helped Jesus and friends profit. So call upon Twelve to catch the currency of cosmic order. Learn how to catch Wooo Hooo Currency at https://www...

Brandon and Cheryl discuss Brandon's birth chart live, and he has A LOT of questions for his psooodooo gooorooo.

Brandon and Cheryl tackle the full moon in Leo, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a purifying and protective organ in relation to winter olympic athlete Jamie Anderson, and the duo interview Athena, a radiant actor who practices Wooo Hooo Craft to advance her career on-camera and life off-camera. This show is sponsored by Cosmic Spleen. It's the organ that helps you build blood and life force riches for...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle ways to tap into your seven-year-old self, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a cosmic Gator color in relation to Tom Brady, and the duo interview SaraJane who provides insight from experience as a triplet on how to cultivate individualism. This show is sponsored by Blue. It's the hue that helps Aquarian individuation with thinking outside the mainstream and Jupiter's portal tow...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Mercury in retrograde, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a planet with several pronunciations in relation to Meatloaf, and the duo interview Dr. James Van Cleave, a very special guest who connects dots between astrology, astronomy and Greek mythology. This show is sponsored by Uranus. It's the planet that helps you with individuation and thinking outside the mainstream. So call...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle the beginning of Aquarius Season, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a melodic number in relation to Eddie Vedder, and the duo interview John Friend - a profound guest with some incredible stories and many inspirational teachings. This show is sponsored by 11. It's the number that helps you find your true sound current. Call on Eleven to find your ideal path forward. Learn how t...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle the psyche of a sports fan, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a courageous organ in relation to Tiger Woods. The duo interview Kelley Sue- who had the gall to make lots of positive changes in her life. This show is sponsored by the Cosmic Gallbladder. It's the organ that helps you with your sense of self, your will and your courage. So call upon the Cosmic Gallbladder to catch...

Brandon and Cheryl tackle Capricorn Season, Psooodooo Gooorooo channels a tough loving planet with several rings in relation to Tiger Woods. and the duo interview Bruce- who dishes out a secret or two about one of the hosts. This show is sponsored by Saturn. It's the planet that helps you with discipline and discernment. So call upon Saturn to catch the currency of step by step follow through. Lea...