CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Take a ride with wastedmemory and me as we navigate a series of intriguing calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From rain discounts and gas machines to the curious world of returning stolen merchandise and digital scales, each call unveils a di...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a peculiar journey through a series of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From the oddity of using hands and feet to the mystery of being inside walls, each call unravels a different layer of life’s eccentric...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, join wastedmemory and me as we explore a unique assortment of calls that navigate the realms of everyday challenges and unexpected scenarios. From quirky complaints and torpedoes to the curious world of hard water...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on an eerie and humorous journey through a spooktacular episode of CORNDOWN. We unravel a chilling array of calls, from bloody costumes and spooky paperwork to strange encounters with 411. Explore a world of absurd no...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a curious collection of calls that range from confrontational moments to peculiar requests. Join us as we explore the world of unusual measurements, hilarious encounters with Paw Patr...

Embark on an intriguing journey as wastedmemory and I explore a tapestry of calls that range from the surreal to the absurd in this episode of CORNDOWN. We delve into the intricacies of life’s peculiarities, from measuring the unconventional to addressing employees in a quirky manner. Dive deep into the oddity of hands-on experiences in parking lots, bathrooms, and even toilets. With contrib...

Prepare for a whimsical rollercoaster of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN, as wastedmemory and I journey through a maze of quirky conversations. From Chuck E Cheese-style antics to peculiar pizza and hotel feelings, each call reveals a fresh layer of humor and intrigue. Join us as we navigate through a hilarious drive-thru breakdown, delve into the Halloween rules, and even embark on a bilingual...

Embark on a fascinating auditory odyssey in this episode of CORNDOWN, where not-wastedmemory and I unravel an eclectic mix of calls. From the comical chaos of fake heart attacks to the curious world of folded napkins, each call unveils a unique narrative. Join us as we explore McDonald’s deals, library noises, and the perplexing concept of a whole onion. With contributions from Lux, BoJack,...

Dive into a captivating auditory adventure on this episode of CORNDOWN, where I take you on a whirlwind tour of intriguing calls with my cohost, SPLink. Explore a collection of unique calls that delve into the quirks of life. From quirky musings to intriguing sounds, we delve into the whimsical world of sound and storytelling. Join us as we uncover the mysteries behind each call, including 911 tes...

Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN as we journey through a series of calls that range from amusing to thought-provoking. From meatball mishaps to ice-related incidents, we tackle everyday scenarios with a humorous twist. Dive into the Platonic Hotel for a dose of laughter, and explore topics like room privacy and the eternal question of where to put your shoes. Special gues...

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another episode of mind-bending calls on CORNDOWN! We start with half of someone else’s and dive into wasted’s perplexing “I Don’t Want It” saga, exploring unexpected twists and turns. Old batteries, shopping chores, and the eternal quest for a place to sleep provide plenty of humor and surprises. You won’t want to miss t...

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! We start with a hilarious call to Circle K and dive into the world of receipt surveys, uncovering the quirky world of TV coupons. A Giraffe Guy makes an appearance, adding an unexpected twist to our conversations, and we explore the mysterious concept of “Room Glue.” As we navigate through mishaps involvin...

Welcome to another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! Join me and cohosts wastedmemory, Lux, and snappy bakes as we uncover an array of intriguing phone calls. Imagine the mystery behind quiet hotels and delve into the unexpected world of covering doors. Picture puzzling situations involving wrong-sized pants and bad outfits, along with entertaining escapades like broken room numbers. With tales of a...

Welcome to a captivating episode of CORNDOWN! In this edition, I’m thrilled to be joined by cohosts wastedmemory, snappy bakes, and Lux as we dive into a medley of unconventional conversations. Picture exploring the strange terrain of texting landlines and delving into the enigmatic persona of the good spirited man with cancer. We’ll share stories of neighborhood mixers gone awry and e...

Welcome to a new episode of CORNDOWN! In this installment, I’m joined by some fantastic cohosts for a series of entertaining calls. We’ll dive into the hilarious realm of unwanted pizza mishaps, share anecdotes about intriguing front desk complaints, and even explore the art of getting people arrested. With wastedmemory, Dog Lettuce, and snappy bakes on board, get ready for a rollercoa...

Welcome to a fresh episode of CORNDOWN! In today’s show, join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we dive into a series of captivating calls. Together, we uncover the mysteries behind misplaced phones and stumble upon unexpected treasures in unlikely places, all the while sharing laughs and insights. Lux, our cohost, joins the conversation to share perspectives on topics ranging from the quir...

Join me on this episode of CORNDOWN as I dive into a series of intriguing calls with my cohosts. We’ll discuss everything from replacement keys to the sectional sofa, and even uncover some juicy rumors along the way. Tune in to hear about animal identification crises, prize closets, and the unexpected adventures of kicking squirrels. Plus, we’ll explore the fascinating world of mouse a...

Join me, your host, as I delve into the weird and wonderful world of CORNDOWN. In this episode, we explore the dark corners of Reddit with wastedmemory, discussing some truly bad stuff. We also tackle the age-old question of what would happen if I lost my keys, and dive into the art of journaling. With SPLink and snappy bakes, we explore the fascinating topic of Narcan Spray, and even touch on the...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I embark on a series of engaging conversations with my cohost wastedmemory. We explore a wide range of topics, starting with wastedmemory’s fascination with old coins and his personal experiences with fire extinguishers. We delve into the significance of fire safety and discuss the potential dangers of wild berries. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as we...

Join me and wastedmemory on an episode of CORNDOWN that unravels a tapestry of intriguing calls and thought-provoking conversations. Explore the enigmatic world of drug money and the complex dynamics of brand loyalty. Listen as we reflect on the challenges and mysteries of old age, contemplating the profound journeys of individuals nearing the end of their lives. We also touch on topics like wish...

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of coffee and condiments. Discover the unexpected, fr...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me on CORNDOWN, where we dive into hilarious and relatable everyday experiences. In this episode, I’m joined by wastedmemory, snappybakes, and Lux for some entertaining calls. We explore the mystery of wet shoes, the curious world...

Join me on an insightful journey as we delve into the quirks and challenges of everyday life. In candid calls with my cohosts wastedmemory, ROBIN, snappybakes, and Lux, we explore topics like finding the perfect place to empty your stomach, surviving uncomfortable conversations, and the art of sobering up. Along the way, we encounter shocking situations, discuss adult modes, and unravel the myster...

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU! If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! I’m new at doing the full edits, so I hope to get better at these descriptions. For now, just know the show contains at minimum the following: Whats 99c, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost, Drive-thru Poison, (wastedmemory) drive-thru poison, Bad Feeling Burger, Food Weapon, (wastedmemory)...

OH MAN. This is the first proper long-format edit of a CORNDOWN show. Expect these in the future. Consider all the old shows an archive, and the podcast proper starts at 171 i guess. I technically could go back and edit this way to at least 100, but I don’t want to. So enjoy! And if you like what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere . Listen live Fridays 7...