Corks In Cowtown

Did I completely forget to upload this podcast last Friday? Yes. Did I have to set a reminder to post it today? Also yes. This episode starts off as Questions & Confessions and somehow spirals into Robyn Rants™ about Fort Worth traffic, the Stockyards, motherhood, friendships, cheating, boundaries, and whatever else we decided to emotionally unpack that day. Honestly…we covered a lot. Good luc...

If ya’ll haven’t heard about the cornhole guy who killed someone, we gotchu. On top of that fascinatingly strange story we go over our family vacations and how I rebranded Mardi Gras to a tractor parade, and how Monica is in need of a hip replacement because her kids will not stop. Being a parent is still wild and we need cocktails and coffee to get through it all! Buckle up!

Well we start this episode out with a bang, or should I say rip…What do you think would hurt worse, emergency C-section or your labia being ripped off? Anyways… From there we spiral into the usual chaos. Pregnancy brain, Botox timing, early parenthood, pet drama, and the general circus that is life lately. We do manage to get serious for a hot second talking about kids being mean and a wild docume...

Well. We’re back. Again. And in true Scallywag fashion, we did not do it quietly. In this episode, we finally explain ourselves. Yes, there was a secret pregnancy. Yes, there is now a whole human named Truett. No, I did not see that plot twist coming either. We’re talking: • explosive diaper blowouts that should qualify as natural disasters • changing-table rage. Count your days, Koala Care. • wha...

Strap in (and pour up), because Corks in Cowtown is back with another episode of unfiltered chaos featuring Robyn and Monica. From allergy-ridden intros and way too much caffeine to French lobsters (oui, really) and a possum who’s apparently paying rent, it’s the usual circus. We spill on tipping drama, nature docs that made us question our life choices, and kid “performances” so wild you’ll wish...

Pop the bubbly—Questions + Confessions is back, and so are Monica and I with another round of chaos, questionable choices, and unsolicited opinions. This week’s episode dives into the important stuff: like whether it’s acceptable to make a life-altering decision during your wedding ceremony, how not to get arrested in Baltimore, and why every office apparently comes with a built-in crush. From tra...

In this lively episode of Corks in Cowtown, Monica and I are back behind the mics, ready to share our hilarious stories and everyday mishaps. We dive into a list of quirky pet peeves, from the ridiculousness of vanity license plates to the mystery of Jeep rubber duck collections. Ever wondered why wasp nests are sold as decor or why window tinting laws make no sense? We've got you covered. We reco...

Pour yourself a drink because this episode is serving up relationship debates, absurd hypotheticals, and life lessons you definitely didn’t ask for. Questions + Confessions is BACK and we’re talking about commitment—because, let’s be real, some of y’alls dates treat relationships like free trials with no intention to subscribe. Ever wondered if a dolphin would play the trumpet with its mouth or it...

Well y’all, it’s been a MINUTE, and we’ve got some catching up to do. Spoiler alert: I somehow managed to get engaged, married, AND move to Kansas all in the span of eight months—who saw that coming? Not me, especially since my proposal happened on literally the worst day of my life. Meanwhile, Monica’s out here thriving in mom life… but also ready to put her kid out on the street over a potential...

We missed y’all and decided we’d take it easy on the cocktails this round, and just go HAM on coffee instead. Make sense right? Talk Derby to Me was AWESOME! Thank y’all so much for continuously showing up and supporting the podcast. Now, what shall we plan next… Monica and I reminisce about the absolute menaces we used to be. And decided we should still consult legal counsel before sharing all th...

Well, it’s been awhile.  When we last left our scallywags they were preparing for brunch in December that left them feeling like they were beat with a bottle of champagne. Monica’s husband won’t stop reminding us we are aging. The Yule log forever has our hearts. And we used to REALLY embarrass our friends as kids before we knew what being PC was. What would you do for a prime parking spot? Oh yea...

Well ya’ll, it’s the last episode of the year. Don’t worry Monica and I want to go out with a bang. Did you know Big Red cures hangovers? Daddy Paul joins us for Tik Tok trends, and we are ready to sell our gum. We test our knowledge of white rappers, and let’s just say it’s not great. Martinis & Mistletoe is this Sunday, December 10th and I’m beyond excited to do brunch with some of my favori...

This is the second to last episode of the year and I keep forgetting to upload it so I apologize. It’s busy season y’all. Monica and I dive into our old lunch adventures which include me screaming, and why miso makes us laugh so hard. Our obsession with Blue Sushi’s ice cream balls will never be upstaged, and urban bow hunting…Should we share the illegal things we did over 10 years ago? I mean y’a...

Well my head hurts and apparently I take pills funny according to Monica and Daddy Paul. I’m still obsessed with Costco and we pay tribute to Costco hotdogs. Do you think they have a scent you can buy? The dollar menu no longer exists, and Dollar General may have to rebrand. Do chickens have lips? I went trick or treating with Monica and her girls and we found a booze map! Our post trek meal was i...

Welp, Daddy Paul is upset with me and I don’t know if he’ll ever recover. The cut was deep, and now all I can do is publicly apologize. But anyways, we’re back and on our bullshit. Or maybe not. Because I cannot get it together lately. We talk Polly Pockets, and other small things to choke on. I’m Costco’s newest fan, however I’ll be avoiding banana nut bread for awhile. What does Brian McKnight h...

I knew I had to do something unique for this Halloween, and when I heard about Death Cafes, my interest was peaked. I don’t know if it’s just part of growing older or my life experiences, but death is something I think about often. Not in a morbid way, well, maybe to some. But why don’t we talk about it more. Is it because of the extreme emotions that come along with it? Is it because we don’t tal...

I almost peed my pants recording this episode, so get ready. Monica is back and the Scallywags are in full force. Conversations with my friends rarely leave me speechless but some of the topics brought up have me in utter shock. We're gonna need all the fellas to tune into this one and give some feedback, because we have some serious concerns and questions. About...camels? Does a woman's love of s...

Well - my new bestie is Elizabeth Dalton from Best Maid pickles and she can't even tell me otherwise. While she may be a Philly girl originally, she's living her BEST life as a Texan. As you'll find out in the episode it wasn't always smooth sailing in Fort Worth, but a chance encounter turned out to be quite a big DILL. Elizabeth has lived about 5 different lives and tells me about all of them! D...

Monica is back and we're answering questions! How serious is the term best friend? And when is child labor acceptable? My high school drill team had some creative names I share, and Monica tells a story I had no clue about. There's a lot of wheezing. For the OG listeners Miami man made a return, I might need to share that story again. We hate victim mentality, but vent sessions are a must. Are kid...

It's time to introduce ya'll to one of my besties, Monica. We've known each other since nam and both have a history of wheezing when laughing so buckle up. Something we bonded over very quickly was dairy in cheese form. Which leads to the question: What type of cheese would you be? (Please DM your answers) Monica may also be married to my mortal enemy which we'll get to later. But why must husband...

Two of your favorite service industry bartenders made their way to Corks in Cowtown, and ya'll had a lot of questions! Honestly it's a miracle this episode didn't go off the rails because the La Pulga tequila hit hard. Kelli and Heather answer all your burning questions like where do you buy those little thong bottoms? I'll let them tell you. And what should happen to bad tippers? SHAME THEM. Just...

It's time we open another bottle to round out this conversation about purpose and our gifts. And let me just say, the bottle does not reflect the conversation because it was awful! Henry and I continue our talk about gifts and dive into hospitality, and humbling ourselves. We share some of the things we love about each other and realize some people never experience that simple act. And why? People...

Last week we touched on finding purpose and the difference between being open and vulnerable. Well this week Henry and I give ya'll a lot to think about and we're definitely vulnerable after chugging this bottle of champagne. What is our purpose? Could it be something simple versus grand? We are often willing to give help, but can why aren't we open to receiving help? Bet you'd never think Henry a...

My sweet friend Henry joins for a 3 part episode where we dive into purpose. Now this isn't what we may typically discuss, but like most things nowadays, TikTok brought us here. Apparently someone had the audacity to inform many of us that 36 is now middle age. Yeah, sit with that for awhile and see how it makes you feel. Henry and I have many thoughts, so much so that we made notes for once. I as...

You may wanna turn the volume down for this one and be prepared to spit your drink out because my friend Bryan Wilson, The Texas Law Hawk has entered the chat! It's our first post Covid catchup, and we hit all the bases. I learn everything DWI related and there's even some role play involved (not like that) If you've seen any of Bryan's commercials you know they come with a lesson and I learned a...