Cop Car Coffee

Sorry Podbeanskis, but your injurious waste of time...Summer Special is here.  When you host a party, what's the plan? Are you suffering through the World Cup, or blissfully enjoying it?  Thank you USA, your listening metrics continue to surprise us, and we appreciate it.   Listen in to such riveting content as just described, plus so much more.  All the things you have grown to tolerate from the...

You are welcome! Indeed, you have been spared a speedy sharing of this broadcast and the time spent in lieu of this nonsense is irreplaceable.  But we apologize, because here is the action packed live recording at the Big Kanata Garage Sale.  That's right, listen in as Duff and DDT wheel and deal, and by that Duff wheels and deals while DDT manages dead air like its no producers business.  Vegas a...

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the only podcast that we are aware of that has the hosts researching how to apologize in different languages!   This week, we teach DDT three different ways to say 'sorry' in Japanese, mostly because he’ll need them by the end of the show. Duff gets fancy with his Beef Short Rib Tacos Supreme recipe....oooh fire up the grill, we review the movie Apex (don't get your...

Welcome to this week's rendition of Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s about as organized as DDTs washer and dryer replacement schedule. This week, we’re somehow big in Vietnam, so xin chào to our new fans who clearly have very low standards. We’re also talking Greek Pan Chicken, why Russell Crowe is 'Unhinged,' and the sudden outbreak of Sens Fever in Ottawa—which is probably just a mild rash. St...

Welcome back! We are like that pesky old yard animal that you finally though that you had gotten rid of, but then it's back to knock over the compost once again.  Also kind of like our Ottawa Senators, whom everyone had ridden off over a month ago, including our very own DDT.  DDT will no doubt be apologizing for this and eating his words.  Speaking of eating, wait until you hear about Duff's reci...

Grab a double-double and settle in for another hour of DDT and Commander Duff proving that "expert" is a term used very loosely these days. This week, we’re tackling the heavy hitters: Roll up the Rim: Because nothing says "morning" like digital disappointment and carpal tunnel from an app. Daylight Savings: We discuss why losing an hour of sleep makes us 100% more likely to yell at clouds, and ho...

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s officially the leading cause of productivity-related injuries. It’s Season 6, Episode 9, and frankly, if you’re still listening after six years, that’s more on you than us. Today we chat about February 13th, the day the universe inexplicably gifted us both DDT and Commander Duff...but in different years. We’ll be celebrating their birthdays, thoug...

It's 2026...Welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that remains, against all odds and municipal bylaws, your number one injurious waste of time. If you’re still listening, we can only assume your remote is broken or you’ve developed a very specific type of Stockholm syndrome. What’s on the menu, besides DDT complaining: We’ve officially made it to the future. It looks a lot like 2025, but with mor...

The 2025 Garbage Fire Year in Review... Buckle up, listeners. If you’ve reached this point, you’ve survived another 365 days of questionable decision-making. Duff and DDT are back to sift through the wreckage of 2025 in a year-in-review episode that’s roughly as organized as the Ottawa Senators’ defensive zone. We kick things off with our Investing segment, where we discuss how we managed to turn...

Merry Christmas Podbeanski's.  Welcome to the Cop Car Coffee Podcast, where Duff and DDT prove that just because you have access to a mic, it doesn’t mean you should actually use it. Join us two guys this week,  who’ve spent more time in drive-thrus than actually prepping for Christmas, as we moan about the soul-crushing cost of the holidays and the futility of buying gifts for adult kids who only...

☕ Cop Car Coffee: Where We Solve Nothing and Eat Everything! Sorry, but welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where we prove we're not experts, but we are hungry. We'll try to solve the federal budget and explain why hockey is bankrupting us, but mostly, we'll be arguing about who gets the last bite of the epic food from Cosmos Greek food in Nepean! Forget serious debate; we prefer to reminisce...

Welcome to the podcast that proves you can be slightly less than mediocre and still have a microphone. Join your hosts, two experts in failing up, as they embrace life's beautifully awkward stumbles. This week, the high-stakes world of Canadian fast food comes to a head as they chronicle their latest Tim Hortons parking lot struggles and victories. Prepare for a deep dive into the elusive art of t...

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada! Welcome back to CCC, the longest-running (and least popular) podcast from the south part of Kanata South. We’re coming to you this week fully rested and slightly chaotic after a memorable cottage weekend at JBs. This episode is packed with seasonal goodness, starting with the long-awaited and oft-postponed trip to JB's cottage. We finally made it, and the highlight was...

Hello and welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where two guys who probably shouldn't be allowed to operate heavy machinery (let alone a microphone) stumble through the week's topics. In Season 6, Episode 2, we prove once again that we are experts in absolutely nothing. We'll try to sound somewhat intelligent while discussing the latest news from The House of Guinness and debating the fairne...

  Welcome back, you beautiful, misguided souls. It’s hard to believe we’ve conned our way into a sixth season of Cop Car Coffee. We're not sure if that says more about our sheer tenacity or your alarmingly low standards for entertainment, but here we are. Apologies in advance for the time you're about to lose. This week, we're diving head-first into a summer that, frankly, we're not sure ever happ...

Oops you’ve done it again. You’ve successfully squandered another perfectly good summer hour with us here at Cop Car Coffee, and for that, we can only offer our sincerest apologies. This week, we plunge headfirst into a pool of conversational ineptitude, splashing around in a variety of topics we have no business discussing. Our Lanark movie pick, The Gambler, starring Mark Wahlberg, leads us down...

We would tell you what we were planning to chat about this week, but it would be a complete waste of time.  Turns out, DDT got Duff sidetracked on multiple topics, which, although is nothing new, it took the show off the rails. Bedankt tobthe dutch! Our listener is apparently form the Netherlands based on the latest metrics, but that's a story well covered this week. Duff goes live on Ontario Toda...

As the dog days of summer approach, Commander Duff and DDT ramble aimlessly about everything from Costco's Korean pork jerky to the singularity. We pretend to be experts on topics we clearly know nothing about, like artificial intelligence and libertarianism. Our attempts at humor fall flatter than a pancake run over by a steamroller. We spend an inordinate amount of time discussing haircuts and c...

You've waited long enough and I couldn't stand DDT bugging me to post the cast.  He doesn't understand how people have to work and have busy lives, but I couldn't take it any longer, so here...sorry. You are in for a treat however, we had a special guest on the show and no other than the originator of the Injurious Waste of Time slogan of our show.  Yes, the litigating alligator of a brother of a...

Get ready for a wild ride as DDT and Duff tackle the big issues...and the not-so-big ones! Just in time for election day eve in Canada, everyone suddenly becomes an expert (on everything, naturally). We ponder the profound question: how exactly does a skunk ruin a good campfire? (Spoiler alert: it involves more than just the smell). Then, we dive into the disturbing depths of Netflix's Black Mirro...

Greetings, fellow auditory adventurers, and welcome back to the podcast that boldly goes nowhere you particularly asked it to. First off, on behalf of the entire (one-person) production team, Duff and DDT extend our sincerest apologies for once again occupying a solid hour and a half of your precious existence. We know you could have been folding laundry, learning a new language, polishing your fl...

Welcome to your weekly injurious waste of time, the podcast that makes you wish you were not an Ottawa sports fan because you wouldn't have to listen to these segments.  Regardless we are here to guide you through the chaotic landscape of politics, curling, and all the ways to procrastinate while you're being productive. This week we dive into the world of politics, where every decision feels like...

As DDTs boyhood and adult hero Pierre Poilievre questioned the Liberal finance minister, we do the same thing with our new guest this week...Who are you? If you got nothing else going on, please feel free to digest your weekly injurious waste of time, this episode jam packed with even more nonsense with our special guest.  You got that right, live from Scotties, DDT was smitten to have his old bud...

Welcome to 9th episode of the season for Cop Car Coffee, the podcast where bad decisions and questionable opinions are brewed fresh daily! This week, we’re diving into Sportsnets baffling choice to air NHL games in places that make zero sense, Donald’s utterly unique take on tariffs (spoiler: it’s not what you think), the hilariously bizarre origins of the Tom Green Show, and, of course, elections...

Is 2025 the year of the budget? We put our pesos where are spreadsheets are.  What does a budget mean to you?  How about those World Juniors and coach Cameron...O my, don't coaches coach, are 4 week tournaments really "such a short tournament"?  How about all those people who say Call Me!  Like...why?  Apologies for all the questions and for bringing you another year of this nonsense.  Exchange ra...