Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

New eps drop on Patreon first! Can straight men read? (1:31) J.D. Vance, a putz for the moment (19:02), Olympic Games' pomp and circumstance (35:03), developing sudden superpowers (40:21), a celebration of flag-burning (48:32), Jayson Tatum hits the pine for Team USA (1:00:02), did the women's national team fumble the bag? (1:15:53), rules for shooting around (1:20:02), Russell Westbrook joins a N...

New eps drop first on Patreon! Sign up for that new-new! Exterminators (2:03), the RNC (16:32), bedtime for President Biden (24:32), Kamala Harris, your 2024 Eastern Conference Playoffs candidate (45:02), WNBA All-Star Game and why the NBA's version sucks (1:20:13), RIP Heat Culture (1:38:21). 

Celebrating God and Country (1:30), wet market dining (11:20), "The Bear" backlash (18:02), does Biden need to step down? (46:32), WNBA culture clash: Rookie of Year edition (1:10:03), Klay Thompson in Dallas (1:26:32), how good can the Spurs be? (1:35:34), Hartenstein joins the Thunder (1:40:24), can the Kings integrate DeMar Derozan? (1:52:21), Daryl Morey's big summer (2:00:31).

Portland and the Crustpunk pilgrimage (2:02), vegetable fatigue (18:34), we all speak internet now (28:23),  Kendrick's Los Angeles solidarity (39:12), did the NBA Finals happen? (1:01:21), JJ Redick finesses his way to the Lake Show (1:20:04), Atkinson hired in Cleveland (1:40:02), KBB preview and the 2024 Draft (1:44:07), Caruso x Giddy swapped in a major aura exchange (2:00:32). 

New eps drop on Patreon first! Social rules of handyman shits (2:10), crisis actors (22:09), congestion pricing (35:23), "Eric" and "Hit Man" on Netflix (57:24), NBA Finals: why Boston again Dallas seems to be lacking a spark (1:03:02), Caitlin Clark is the take whisperer (1:22:23), JJ Redick or Danny Hurley for Lakers coaching vacancy (1:43:23). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! Wrestling in Los Angeles (3:45), travel as a lifestyle vortex (13:02), NYC Time Zones (13:02), Kuo in Williamsburg (25:45), the death of merch (30:02), arena concert cancellations (44:02), Caitlin Clark being bullied (1:00:22), Rasheed Wallace on the Warriors (1:19:32), Boston vs Mavericks (1:25:42), "Inside the NBA" (1:34:32), Bill Walton (1:48:32), who deserves flo...

New eps drop on Patreon first! Moving wok-y (2:03), summer camp memories (8:12), trustworthy small business playlists (20:03), AM Hoops tournament (26:32), mogging and reverse mogging (31:32), haircut virginity (40:02), candid photo ethics (46:34), NBA conference finals rundown (56:02), aura vs rizz (1:09:32), is anyone "matchup proof?" (1:41:40), Kyrie as the league's spiritual leader (1:50:23)....

New eps drop on Patreon first! Ozempic shaming (2:03), Post Malone's cultural costume (15:02), "No Diddy" (37:25), New York City members-only clubs (44:02), Papi Steak and the $1,000 tomahawk (55:02), Pacers beat decimated Knicks (1:00:23), Mavs head to WCF (1:22:45), Wolves stun Nuggets (1:31:02), where do NBA playoff losers go from here? (1:47:17). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! Clyde's Wine & Dine (1:13), bodega food (10:02), Steve Albini, edgelord (20:42), Hulu's "The Contestant" (29:13), iPod commercial (33:50), neo-temperance (43:25), Knicks drop two to the Pacers (1:00:02), Cavs fumble the bag against the Celtics (1:12:14), Nugget x Wolves turning into a classic (1:23:05), Kyrie's redemption, Dallas vs OKC (1:32:32), Caitlin Clark's upc...

Fresh eps drop on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Bourgeoisie shame of the farmer's market (2:26), models and bottles (8:10), Drake and Kendrick's unsavory beef (22:04), AI Tupac back (39:32), the steel-toed boot of authority (46:32), Knicks over Sixers in Cookies Civil War (57:34), memories of Tobias Harris (1:04:03), playoff tickets and the grim endgame of disruptive tech (1:10:02), Knicks vs Pacers:...

New eps drop first on Patreon! New York Art Book Fair (5:35), the restaurant reservation underworld (13:02), implanted memories and etymology of "stupes" (25:12), decline of the burrito as a main character (33:16), Union Square cheesepuff guy (45:23), Seinfeld gets big mad at wokeness (55:07), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:03:21), Sunswept horizons and the lost art of the crotch thrust (1...

New eps drop first on Patreon! Dogs: New York City's worst friend (7:35), Nas x Primo, 30 years later (33:35), McNally and the White Mouse Conspiracy (49:32), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:00:23), Durant, Edwards, and generation shift (1:19:04), Heat assassination attempts (1:29:32), 2024 MVP and DPOY finalists announced (1:49:35). 

New up on Patreon first! We narrowly escape WW3 (2:38), The Juice is no longer loose (7:12), Drake and racism in rap beef (15:04), Grimes at Coachella plus a cuck chair (22:24), HBO's "The Sympathizer" (41:32), Make 14th Street Great Again! (46:23), Knicks swipe the 2nd seed at own peril (48:02), All-NBA first team (1:15:51), conference vibe check (1:27:40), Allen Iverson's wee statue (1:42:03), F...

New eps drop on our Patreon first! Chili crisp lawsuits (3:41), eclipse perverts (12:23) New York earthquake survivors (24:03), "The Zone of Interest" (40:02), "The Baffler" article (56:34), women's basketball rises (1:07:32), moving screens (1:13:40), Embiid return (1:41:10), Knicks playing with house money (1:51:20).   

April fools pranks (1:04), audience capture (17:30), self-humiliation rituals (21:23), Beyonce and critiquing pop icons (40:17), did Tenacious D end guitar rock? (56:43), women's Final Four (1:05:34), Zach Edey, tall king (1:20:25), Brunson disrespected by the refs (1:30:41), Jontay Porter and a dangerous prophecy foretold (1:43:04). 

Eps drop first on the sacred Cookies Hoops Patreon! Hype-manning for our new 'Zen Master' drop (1:23), Biden in Hokas (7:23), New York nightlife scoundrels exposed (19:32), subway drama in Fear City (42:23), streets wanna know: Is Vasilije Micić the new Greivis Vásquez? (1:11:21), Knicks nursing themselves back to health (1:16:03), Sixers try to keep their head above water (1:22:12), Amin el Hassa...

New eps drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Year of the Drag-On (1:02), New York Fashion Week, snitching on Silencio (11:25), rice blindness (19:23), Super Bowl coverage (25:21), new jobs for Joe Biden (42:21), Cornel West's inventive slur platform (55:23), Sixers' deadline moves (1:07:23), are the Knicks contenders now? (1:16:34), Donovan Mitchell and the streaking Cavs (1:30:23), Suns as th...

New eps drop on our Patreon first! Pharrell winterizes (2:23), Chabad tunnels (7:32), Mos Def vs Drake (24:43), maximum glazing (42:13), illiteracy = solved (52:03), Nets got what they wanted (55:31), Thelma Krause gets booed (1:14:21), Utah Jazz are rolling (1:45:32).

Black Friday (2:02), NYT crossword introduces "no cap" (8:23), Andre 3000's flute album (14:12). Osama bin Laden finally goes viral (34:43), George Santos is mother (42:02), Charissa Thompson's fantasy sports report (51:23), Nathan Fielder (1:02:23), the NBA's lack of real villains (1:18:23), Rockets' red glare (1:28:21), Chet vs Wemby Part Whatever (1:38:32), level 17 mages (1:55:23).

New eps drop on Patreon first! New York City Marathon (1:03), abandoning group chats (2:32), Ray's Bar Brooklyn and Hell Square power rankings (20:32), vanishing rap mixtapes (31:04), art Kuopenings (46:23), sad Gen X pizzaman just dropped (48:32), Julius Randle brick squad 1-17 (1:01:52), Harden trade and the Sixers' cloudy future (1:13:21), Clippers clout brigade (1:17:32), Midseason Tournament...

Listen to new eps first on Patreon! Grillmasters (2:34), boner children (9:03), white person meals (18:45), HBO's "The Idol" (27:05),  Pablo-matic (39:32), NBA Finals are knotted up (56:43), Jokic demystified (1:10:32), expanding the definition of a role player (1:30:12), additional evidence against Ja Morant (1:39:04), LeBron to Dallas? (2:01:21).

New eps are on our Patreon first! Frieze art fair (2:02), the miracles of Ozempic (9:34), hopepunk vs grimdark (15:32), Lynn Goldsmith (26:03), NYC weed stores aesthetics (33:02), Horses scandle (46:44), are we going to Bluesky? (57:33), Doc finally canned and Sixers optimism (1:03:34), Celtics down bad (1:14:33), Nuggets vs Lakers (1:31:23), Wemby to the Spurs (1:48:42).

Eps drop first on Patreon, doggies! Paddington drip (3:34), Andrew watched the Super Mario movie and adult infantilization culture (11:03), 80's voices (27:32), Jack Harlow, Necro and Lil Mabu (40:34), Knicks against the Heat (57:34), Giannis denies losing (1:14:33), Curry has finally earned Ben's approval (1:25:35), Dillon Brooks and the Grizz, exiled villains (1:37:32), some compelling Finals ou...

New eps drop on Patreon first! Swagless jerseys (1:20), a visit to Mr. Chow (10:43), annoying vectors of ramp shopping (21:54), Drake's AI records (33:43), Twitter Blue fiasco (1:03:23), Knicks take 3-1 lead against the Cavs (1:16:32), where do the Nets go after being swept by Sixers (1:42:32), Jaylen Brown's fancy sneakers (1:51:32).  

Spring has sprung, so they say (2:32), welcome to hell square (8:15), Kuo vs mortadella (17:32), RIP Ahmad Jamal (30:14), neoclassicism (38:11), Bud Light culture wars (49:21) and basketball culture war (1:00:12), NBA playoffs coverage: death by charge (1:24:35), young players who aren't rising or shining (1:45:22), watchability rundown with Nets, Hawks, Kings and Warriors (2:01:52).