Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

New eps drop first on Patreon! Trump 2: More Trump (2:05), TikTok banned and then not (15:11), ceasefire (21:43), generational solitude (35:41), David Lynch (45:03), watching the watchers (56:36), Celtics on frog watch (1:05:24), Beard appreciation goes mainstream (1:19:32), is OKC ruining the NBA? (1:35:32), Cam Johnson: trade bait (1:50:12).

New eps drop on Patreon first! Los Angeles fires and an assist from Cookies Hoops (2:04), congestion pricing snot rockets (10:04), tipping culture (16:33), NYC, the city that sleeps (23:04), battling bots (37:32), raw dogging life (47:02), the tragic saga of Podcaster P and the Sixers' lost season (1:03:41), Thunder be shopping! (1:19:28), Cooper Flagg's breakout game (1:30:39), "Tweaker" goes vir...

New eps drop on Patreon first! Jolt Cola lore (2:48), touching glass in 2025 (13:34), congestion pricing hard-launch (24:06), subway terror continues (41:47), Thunder clap the cheeks of Eastern elites (1:19:02), NBA needs more nicknames (1:32:32), Jimmy Butler is disgruntled again, naturally (1:45:32).

New pods drop first on Patreon! We're bearing down on 2025 (3:02), annual food trend predictions (14:33), MAGA Civil War (32:27), jocks vs nerds forever (48:02), Euro invasions (59:06), Knicks vibe check (1:24), Sixers remain unconvincing (1:40:42), D'Angelo Russell traded back to Brooklyn (1:50:11). 

New pods drop first on Patreon! Secret Chinese police station (1:16), the filthiest martini (12:03), a trip to Philly (18:03), lost monoculture (29:43), subway crime and everyone playing their part (40:34), horned up dunk metrics (51:56), "effort" as a morality play 1:01:34), subrosa defensive trends (1:09:43), MVP talk and the Wemby ascension (1:24:05).

New eps drop first on Patreon! Mapo Tofu: The Magazine (2:02), it's a drone, Tone (13:03), Luigi gets knocked (21:13), Downtown NYC culture wars—did the normies win? (54:33), all is well: a peek inside toxic NBA discourse (1:05:28), Jared McCain and the Sixers' season from hell (1:25:06), Giannis MVP campaign is having motion (1:38:19), does your shooting guard wear lingerie? (1:45:21), Caitlin Cl...

New eps drop first on Patreon! Purple Haze turns 20 (2:03), Mega Banton (5:32), assassin's credos (8:10), making Al-Nusra friends (36:43), Jay-Z (39:43), frosty beers on tap (43:03), The Unction (58:10), Thibs vs JJ Redick (1:17:43), Jokic = stat hoggin' (1:28:54), Brook Lopez glazing (1:46:32). 

Are the 4th place Rochester Americans for real? (2:23), paying to eat over someone else's sink (9:03), some real reasons to love NYC (30:21), case closed: Hunter Biden is free at last (34:03), Drake gets litigious (51:36), Grimes is a hooper (1:02:31), whether the NBA is just for rich kids now (1:09:23), Julius Randle, your basketball worldview litmus test (1:38:27), Grizzlies look like a contende...

New eps drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Thanksgiving (3:14), the end of New York's outdoor dining hovels (18:35), gorging at Borgo (27:05), "The Substance" (43:32), Kendrick's new album (54:32), Tyrese Haliburton's negative aura (1:04:25), Wemby chucking 3s (1:18:03), Nets Nation...reborn (1:35), Embiid smells a rat (1:45). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! The rise of Chat Square (2:43), Mike Tyson's final fight ( 24:03), Ho Lee Fuk (43.45), Bluesky, Threads and MiGente (49:05), Ball busting, pause (59:06), Paige Bueckers to Dallas (1:06:34), Inside the NBA won't die (1:15:37), Houston's unsung dawgs, Jared McCain and new optionality (1:20:34), waving the white Flagg (1:35).

New eps drop first on the Cookies Hoops patreon! An hour of the smartest and most correct election coverage (3:32), Eastern Conference powers are down bad (1:10:03), Cam Thomas truthers (1:22), Dyson Daniels and exciting, young, losing teams (1:25:02), is NBA media betraying the fans? (1:48:21)

New eps drop first on our Patreon! NYC Marathon (2:05), Election Eve (13:35), MF DOOM and the state of the avant garde (30:34), Chrissy's pizza (52:05), Anthony Edwards stardom check (1:02:34), do the Bucks stop here? (1:18:56), Edey, Clingan and the NBA's rookies (1:45:03), Embiid pushing press (1:55:05)

New eps drop first on Patreon! Halloween thoughts (5:34), Washington Post endorsements (10:03), Trump at MSG (20:34), who are the modern "fun people" (38:45), did the Celtics ruin the NBA? (1:09:32), foreign basketball crowds (1:30:21), Stat Hog returns, from rooter to tooter (1:43:03), welcome to the year of the chucker (1:59:51). 

Eps drop first on Patreon! Stray cats (1:30), tech guy on Twitter says NYC sucks (13:12), Elizabeth Street garden (25:02), Trump slings McGriddles (35:65), Billie Eilish in Girbauds (1:51:54), live from the WNBA Finals (1:02:12), Knicks vibes: off (1:20:24), how good is Wemby already? (1:40:06).

New eps drop first on Patreon! Airbnb aesthetics (6:04), European art fairs (11:23), the redundancies of generational criticism (26:02), Kamala Harris veers right (46:21), Donte vs the Brunsons (1:07:34), New York sports fever (1:25:25), Ant critiques Mikal's jumper (1:34: 01), Embiid's health (1:40:25). 

Listen to new eps first on Patreon! Cookies Hoops Classic 3, Vampire Weekend spins New York (6:25), Tanking and fan service (22:17), "Joker 2" and "Pavements" (31:43), Kendra Randle need her space (45:02), debut of the Big Bodega (53:51), Dolan redeemed? (1:00:26), legends of the Garden (1:10:04), hood-hopping Liberty fans (1:23:32), Haliburton "future face" of Puma (1:36:02), Bronny and his dad h...

New eps drop first on Patreon! British prestige television (22:05), stadium oysters (37:04), vermin (48:27), Towns to the Knicks (1:02:15), a requiem for Julius (1:21:32), fixing Wolves (1:34), Lowe and the history of modern basketball writing (1:45:04).

Eps drop first on Patreon! Age Gap Autumn (2:34), Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr (16:45), the Toronto accent (25:31), Puff Daddy associate witch-hunt (40:32), Nude Africa (50:10), Woj retiring (1:03:25), "Starting 5" on Netflix (1:25:15) and the challenge of contemporary basketball docs, Nets lore and the Jersey curse (1:32:27), Ben Simmons back in the lab! (1:41:34), one-on-one vs team ball (1:50:23), W...

New eps drop on Patreon first! Live from San Gennaro (1:23), the Millennial lawlessness of Greenpoint's new swap meet (7:45), pet eating fantasies (26:02), online garbage: where did we go wrong? (37:41), 1988 reset glitch theory (47:43), assassination attempt 2: more assassination attempts (5:21:01), Caitlin Clark's rookie season in perspective (1:10:32), taking LeBron for granted (1:27:17), WNBA...

Listen to new eps as soon as they drop on Patreon! NYFW (2:34), Kendrick at the Super Bowl (22:34), seeing gray people (35:54), $100,000 a pod from the Russians (52:18), Rich Homie Quan (1:02:21), Alijah Arenas (1:08:23), are shooting guards smart? (1:16:34), Camden Sixers (1:32:47), tragedy of Patrick Ewing (1:50:32), Jamal Murray: cheaper to keep her (2:02:04). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! NYC Parks Dept pizza box disposal strategy (6:12), psyop backboards in Tompkins (16:23), Doechii fever (24:14), rap golden ages (37), Kuo vs the entire sport of tennis (48:03), candidates for the abdicated King of New York throne (57:06), somebody's sleeping in my med bed (1:08:45), the Caitlin Clark content cornucopia (1:17:27), TJ McConnell extension is a victory f...

New eps drop on Patreon first! Shocking footage of Downtown depravity (2:45), DNC convention (15:45), Andrew hates cars (22:45), RFK Jr. and the Kennedy clan (39:04), song of the summer: Jaylen Brown and A$AP Ferg! (50:48), Brunson glazing reaches new heights (54:22), Bezos interested in buying the Celtics (1:04:32), interesting basketball minds (1:08:27), the incomparability of Angel Reese (1:30:...

New eps first on Patreon! Go sign up, my guy. "Home Court" merch drop 1:30, Time Again is the charm (5:45), indignity of waiting in lines (19:43), Korea vs Japan (26:18), crosscountry trains (39:34), boning at the runners' club (51:02), Guerschon Yabusele saves the Sixers' offseason (1:02:02), are rebounding stats hollow? (1:22:82), emergent superstars: choose your fighter (1:41:32), Zion Williams...

New eps are libertated on Patreon first! Rap tees (2:45), Tim Walz Realtree valor (16:02), we're in our honky tonk era (21:02), most intimidating jobs (27:23), 2024 private detectives (42:23), girl rotting (53:03), Team USA, an American underdog story (1:07:32), Olympic breakdancing (1:25:04), FREE TATUM (1:37:04), Ambassador Carmelo (1:50:13).

New eps of Cookies Hoops drop first on Patreon! Brat summer is dead, long live brat summer (1:02), bear market, non-RFK Jr version (7:23), Democratic party veep hunt (16:42), bear market, RFK Jr version (38:32), Astor Place Starbucks, Bowery Bar, and vanishing totems of the Real New York (45:21), sexy drill (1:05:21), Katy Perry and futile transformation (1:15:21), USA men's basketball and Joel Em...