Conversations With Myself

Why am I talking about rain...and specifically the 'drops' of rain? Because if I don't who will. I'll also get into the pros and cons of Chicago and NYC's food and comedy options, my continued obsession of Nate Bargatze as well as the free range sexual predators that hide under the guise of TSA agents. Agents? Really? Yeah, a bit of a stretch.

Hey gang, your boy was almost down for the count a couple of weeks ago. Hit play and you can hear all about my heart attack, surgery, hospital stay, age and food.  Sounds like a lot but I promise it's a seamless composition of entertaining comedy...at my expense of course.

Every man has his breaking point. Look, I don't take cheap shots at you when you're down, I expect the same respect in return. I'm only human after all. Funny enough, I manage to weave in stories about eBay, salesmen, real estate agents, tips for women in relationships and social media. And it works. Weird, I know.  Anyway, thanks for stopping by. Really appreciate your support!

Funny thing, you get married, she becomes the princess and you become the court jester. Also, I think I'm digging too deep into this Alien thing, pull me out. But the most important part of today's talk is going to have to do with golf league. Most importantly, first rule of golf league...

In today's episode I share some of the stuff I miraculously lived through as a child. Seriously, it was insane...but in a funny way. Click play, it doesn't disappoint. 

Pro sports are fun, but they could be even better. Oh, one more thing...don't watch the news, it's bad for you. 

In today's episode I talk about the world being broke and everything going on as usual. Why do Alaska and Hawaii always get assed out of sweepstakes contests? And do you have any friends stuck in a certain era? Hit play for a quick laugh.

Lake living huh?? You sure about that?  I had a thought about Star Trek medical technology. Speaking of medicine, meet Dr. Nate Bargatze. And let's compare wedding nights, shall we...

If you truly want to be happy you have to be okay with whatever people say or think about you. Easier said than done. Oh, and somehow I turned a corner and talked about the Trans movement and toxic masculinity. And no, I wasn't drinking!

Sure I mixed in a few more things like I always do.  Press play and join the madness. 

I'm a fan of Jesus' chicken okay. I know more about the culture than any other apron on the planet so I think that makes me qualified for this deep dive. My pleasure.  And be careful out there, senior citizen's aren't the same ol' old people of days gone by.

Not gonna lie, a little random, but when you hear it all together...it's like a symphony of enlightenment. If you wanna feel smarter than someone who reads lots of books...you're in the right place.

Some things were never really meant to be messed with. The 'what's & why's' are too much to type and I'm just not into it right now if I'm being honest with you. So take a listen. It'll be over before you know it. 

If you don't want a gay guy to steal your lady friend, you better step up your game. Also, we talk about career choices based on personalities, past lives and gym class. Enjoy!

There's a generic version of normal we're all supposed to buy into. I don't. Not because I'm a rebel, it's because I don't like being used. We can sit on a couch and talk about this all day, or we could listen to me try and figure it out, out loud. I think I'll go with Option #2. I hope you join me!

I know, sounds random. Is and isn't, hit play to see what I mean. 

Why do we even bother saying, "How are you?" when you know damn well you don't have he headspace for someone not doing 'fine.'  And I discovered I don't like everyone, does that make me a bad person?

You think your generation was the best? Let me introduce you to the 80's.  Oh, I'm a dog guy. And do you really know who you're marrying? I know, seems disjointed. Probably is. But it's probably a little hilarious too. Hit play, let's find out.

In this episode, I talk about words that aren't words. Corporate life and its unreal ask. The robot world is creepy and we better be careful. And C'mon. I have to talk a little about dating and marriage.

Hey. I'm gonna introduce myself and you get to decide if I'm worth your time. Sure, I toss in an eventful personal incident...but only because I want you to like me. Take a listen. It won't hurt as much as my knee.