Mary Tischbein

Contrary Gardens

Comedy EN ↓ 60 episodes

Mary Tischbein has been a lot of things so far in her life: a bookkeeper, a caregiver, a comedian, an actor, a writer and now she's a podcaster. Here you will find her musings, her annoyances, and her honest opinions on everything. Sometimes it will be funny, sometimes sad, sometimes angry, but it will always be real. Got a question or comment? You can leave Mary a voicemail message that may end up on a future episode. Just go to marytischbein.com or longislandmary.com and find the recording feature on the home page. Thanks!

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Mary Tischbein

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I voted for the SAG awards! 27.02.2022 15:24

I was honored to be able to not only join SAG-AFTRA but to be able to vote for the annual television and film awards for 2021. Holy moly! Very cool. Grab a cup of Joe, sit back, relax and see if you agree with my choices. Sure beats watching the news! You look really pretty today. No, not the sarcastic version of this phrase, I mean it. You look nice. hugs. mare :)

Award shows, the Queen and a construction update! 20.02.2022 14:54

What a week! Actually, it wasn't that bad. We have lots of things to look forward to and it could always be worse. They keep telling me that. I shall believe them. Give this extended episode a listen and know that I appreciate you all.  Sending appropriate hugs, with your consent only, of course. mare out.

I said Doctor! Oy. Episode 7 13.02.2022 9:57

Hey Gang!  I hope you enjoy my latest rant about a few funny things that flittered through my brain and also a quick version of an unexpectedly shitty doctor visit. I am fine! All is well with your girl. I had to go for a follow up mammogram and ultrasound which revealed that I am fine. But the Care Industry needs a better screening process for intake nurses, and better education for nurses w...

Episode 6! What? It's time for the Olympics?!? 06.02.2022 10:10

A brand new episode, fresh out of the closet! This week I rant about the Olympics, podcasting madness and the Sunday paper. Grab a hot cup of Joe and settle in for a fun ride through my mind. - Mare :)

Construction, Hibernation and Grieving 29.01.2022 9:26

Hey Mare, how's the home renovation going? Whatcha got going on?  Mary L's suggestion for this week - the topic of hibernation!! Grieving. Don't half-ass it. Process it fully. And a special announcement! ooooh!

Don't Lick Your Finger 22.01.2022 16:00

Trigger Warning: I discuss the topic of suicide in this episode for the final 4 1/2 minutes, beginning at the 11:22 mark.  If this topic is something you wish to avoid, please stop listening at 11:22.  Thanks! This week I delve into disgusting habits old people have, minimalism and books I should read. 

Award Shows, Bagels, Beckinsale and Books! 16.01.2022 9:45

Not everybody loves award shows, but I'm not everybody! I love 'em! Happy Awards Season! I also want to wish you a very Happy National Bagel Day, and let's discuss books. Kate Beckinsale did not get a nomination for her performance in Jolt yet, but it's early. Fingers crossed.

We went to Universal! 09.01.2022 9:44

My family came down from NYC and we went to Universal Studios! I took a home covid test. drumroll...... I am still talking about SAG-AFTRA!

Episode 1: wtf is this? 02.01.2022 9:44

In my first episode, I give you a little idea of who I am and what this will be.  Clear as mud.

a plug for the podcast 02.01.2022 0:34

Dear Listener, And away we go! Let's talk about some stuff.  - Mare