Contrary Gardens

When shit goes sideways, we blame Mercury being in retrograde. We have been doing this for a very long time. It's not Mercury. It's us. Accountability is a total boner killer, but it's the only way we are going to get unstuck. Also, why is my car so dirty and why isn't anyone coming over to wash it? See you at Fresh Market.

I would like the grim reaper to take a break and leave the old Hollywood actresses that are still alive, alone. Thank you. Also, I kinda sorta did standup, maybe.  ;)

This was another one of those weeks.  I am super glad you stopped by to hear what's rolling around in the old gray mare's brain. You look really pretty today. Or handsome.  Don't stay thirsty. That's stupid. Stay hydrated. love you!

This week's topics include: Manatee County has once again dodged a bullet (a huge hurricane). Tina Fey has been fixing society for years, planting little seeds of change, watering them, trying, and we're just not paying attention. Well, I am. But are the rest of you? I mean, Jyna and Robin are, too, still, but what about YOU? Give credit where credit is due. When I say Tina Fey is my Jesus, it's n...

Judy Gold is a national treasure. It's gonna rain this week.  #hunkerdown #herecomesian #dohashtagsworkinpodcastdescriptions

You know how I love to run and have a bunch of cats? Yeah, no, that's not me. That's Robin Savage.  She's a funny lady.  Besides the exercise and the pets, and taking care of her family, she also finds time to be a comedian.  Enjoy our silly conversation.  (Please note: no cats or geckos were harmed during the taping of this podcast) :)

I love having guests on my podcast. This week, my friend Taya Gaines stops by to teach me about some conspiracy theories she has been investigating. I'm open minded, but I am also a bit of a skeptic.  Does Taya convince me?  Listen and find out!

Queen Elizabeth died this past Thursday. She was 96.  How can I make this about me?  Oh, I find a way. :)

This week's rant is personal. Oh, the other episodes aren't?  Well, yeah, they are, but this one really hits close to home. Uh huh. No. Really. Oh, just listen and you'll see for yourself. love ya!

This 3rd and final installment of our group podcast series features the Sketchy Television ensemble (Jyna Johnson, Daniel Aken and Robin Savage) chatting, eating, drinking, waiting and finally watching our Christmas Special as it aired Live on the Really Late Night Sketchfest 2022. It did not disappoint. We find ourselves simply delightful.  While we waited we discussed gamers, engagement, influen...

What will my funny friends and I be discussing on today's episode? Well, I think you know it's gonna be sketch comedy! But wait! There's so much more... We start off talking about the first film Jyna Johnson wrote, directed and produced, "The Doctor Will See You Shortly", and then we move on to Country Music, the 1970's TV show, "SCTV" and Christopher Guest movies. We had a blast making this and w...

The cast and creators of Jyna Johnson's It's Funny To Me Productions of the "Sketchy Television Christmas Special" hang, talk, drink and snack while getting ready to watch the Really Late Night Sketchfest 2022 Live on YouTube.  Jyna Johnson, Daniel Aken, Robin Savage and I are excited to see our show in this fest and while we are waiting, we delve into some silly shit, including: How did this...

On Wednesday, I thought it was Thursday, and by Friday, I was done. Last week was like a really bad roller coaster. It went upside down so many times, and I hate that. Where the fuck are my sunglasses?  Ya wanna know my current favorite podcasts? Well, I'm gonna tell ya! I have some actresses that I really adore, and a singer. You know who they are: Kate, Sandy, Kathryn and Amy. This week, I...

Hey Hey Hey!! I cooked! So CPAC, huh? Yeah. And guess what? The evil assholes defunded a library in Michigan. Bet you can guess why. Grrrrr. I have thoughts. Keep coming back. It's only going to get more and more real. - Mare's on a Tear.

buckle up. no more filters, no more politeness, no more diplomacy.  real, raw, Mare. damn the torpedos, burn it all down, fuck the patriarchy. Still a huge proponent of hugs. Thanks for listening! :)

I read a book! What the hell is that noise? Every heartbeat belongs to... Amy Grant. Join me for another fun episode of Contrary Gardens!!

Welcome back! You all look so pretty and/or handsome today. New season, new theme music, same host. Find out why I took a break, some words I can't pronounce, gay subtexts in our media, and so much more on this new episode of your favorite podcast, Contrary Gardens!

This week I am trying something new, we are making the podcast available on video.  It was fun to make and I do love a chance to edit.  I hope you enjoy it and that you can feel free to spread the word.  Tell your friends and family, who don't mind a bit of cursing, and we can spread the fun. Happy Weekend, my people! mare :)

I took a quiz to see if I am codependent. I am going to take another quiz later on, to see if I am left-handed.  It's obvious quiz results day! Also, I have an update on my guest bathroom.  Did you get me an egg bagel?

Episode 15 marks a return to the closet recording, no guests, just a little complaining and a little about the Oscars. I gotta share my view of the Oscars, even though it's all been said.  Also I guessed 11 out of the 23 winners, so that's not too bad. Enjoy!!

We made it to the finale of the 2022 Awards Season with tonight's telecast of the Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars. Listen in to catch my predictions for all the major categories, even some technical ones that are not being presented live, but will be edited into the telecast. Who will you be wearing? I will be wearing flannel pjs.  and I'm keeping them. This 13th episode of Contrar...

Check out Comedian and author Robin Savage and your favorite podcaster (that would be me) as we shoot the shit and tell stories from our glory days in standup comedy. Well, I don't know if I would call them glory days, but we definitely had some laughs.  Tune in to hear us ramble about weird open mics, home renovations and cats. Full disclosure: a couple Michelob Ultras were consumed prior to...

If you're a fan of film, this is the episode for you! Max breaks down his Oscar 2022 predictions and then lets loose with a rant about the snubs.  I jump in once in a while, too. All I gotta say is, I'm not seeing Spencer. Enjoy!

Well well well.  If it isn't awards season.  Here come the Oscars and have I got a treat for you Contrary Gardians and Marbians.  Shhh, it'll catch on. I have my filmmaker nephew Maxwell Keller here to tell you all his Oscar predications and he even provides a special rant about the snubs. It's a 2-parter! Enjoy every morsel.  love you!

Things continue to happen. It's getting exciting. What? You think I'm gonna give it away here? Oh please. If you wanna know what's going on, you can listen to the podcast. I will be grateful to you forever, and a day. It's award season! Forgive me for saying the BAFTAs are today, that's wrong! The BAFTAs are next week, March 13. The Independent Spirit Awards are on today, March 6th. oops! Are you...