Tola Makanjuola

Contempt

Comedy EN ↓ 53 episodes

The musings of a mildly cynical poet.

Author

Tola Makanjuola

Episodes

The Near Assassination of a Former President 14.07.2024 24:19

Tola blabs about Trump near assassination, appendages and struggles to find the word for ‘childishly stubborn’ Say Hi: contemptpodcast@gmail.com

The Urban Orchestra in Rome or London 07.07.2024 22:53

Tola blabs about being in Kent, the British elections, societal decay, the proverb about the rotten apple and verification on LinkedIn. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi- poetrybores@gmail.com Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Why Millennials and Gen Z Would Be Great at War 30.06.2024 26:56

Tola blabs about finding the world exhausting, why England suck at football, learning Italian, people who call you brother and why gen z will succeed at war. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi- poetrybores@gmail.com Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

You Don't Get to Make Pizza Online 23.06.2024 25:23

Tola blabs about escaping the algorithm, evil, being a light of the world and going to the beach. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi- poetrybores@gmail.com Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Making things a thing 16.06.2024 20:14

Tola blabs about reading the bible, advice for women, why the word 'journey' has been ruined, and being an old young man. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi- poetrybores@gmail.com Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

The Great Pyramids of Tyrannical Farts 09.06.2024 19:54

Tola blabs about Egypt's great civilisation and public farts Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Adding Value vs Masking Flaws 26.05.2024 22:51

Tola blabs about men being nervous around women, drawing a candle smoking a cigarette, how to create art effectively and work life balance. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Hangry and Novelty Socks Wearing Personalities 19.05.2024 25:55

Tola blabs about people with no personalities, novelty socks, maturity, moving on and hating travelling. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

A Learner's Sign, But for New Language Speakers 21.04.2024 14:27

Tola blabs about learners signs for new language beginners, being qualified for role of President and wedding etiquette. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Water Makes You Fat 14.04.2024 21:43

Tola blabs about maybe being a racist, forgetting an insult, peace on earth, why Africa is under developed, social media articles, water making him fat. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Funny videos Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Three Uber Drivers Walk Into a Bar 07.04.2024 23:30

Tola blabs about moving to Rome, refugees, and his interaction with 3 Uber drivers. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Drawing Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Why Online Trolls Matter 24.03.2024 26:34

Tola blabs about not getting comments on his popular dad jokes video, why we need online trolls, his most successful TikTok and TikTok's 200 view jail, why city people aren't pleasant and crazy couple PDA. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Drawing Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: P...

My Bicycle Identifies as a Car 17.03.2024 24:46

Tola blabs about how being self conscious makes you stupid, tying his shoelaces like a 3 year old, cyclists in the bus lane, guy flinging a banana pill into the river, and what people value the most Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Drawing Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast...

I Empathise with Israel, HOWEVER.... 10.03.2024 25:50

Tola blabs about a standup bit, being busy and spread too thin, writing poetry, posting on TikTok, Israel and Palestine, and Amazon's money making tactics. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Youtube - Drawing Youtube - Podcast Clips Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series

Laughing at my Near Panic Attack 03.03.2024 23:51

Tola blabs about complaining, memorial community benches, careless walkers, detoxing from headphones, the future of equity, and forcing sleep. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

Learning a new language to insult people in 26.02.2024 20:48

Tola blabs about learning a new language, cooking show judges getting fat, what you need to know about Vladimir Putin, and stage confidence. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

Love and Stores that Smell Weird 18.02.2024 17:24

Tola blabs about love and love poems, stores with weird smells and launching his new book. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

My Head in the Sand 11.02.2024 25:08

Tola blabs about his skin colour, angry people on instagram, and avoiding politics in 2024 Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

I Just Wanna Love Ya 28.01.2024 29:07

Tola blabs about YouTube Music, the song 'Love Me' by Obie Trice, Eminem and 50 Cent, optimal space on the bus and gym, and creativity & priorities. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

Hyperaware Weirdo 21.01.2024 24:57

Tola blabs about delivery drivers, cynical genocidal laws, selective amnesia, hyperawareness and networking. Buy my Dad Jokes book Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

Don't Twerk on TikTok, Go See David 14.01.2024 28:21

Tola blabs about Christmas in Italy, Michelangelo's David, new year reflections, social media fake news, and his new collection of Dad Jokes . Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my articles on Medium Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

Human Beings Happen To Be Not Good 17.12.2023 33:20

Tola blabs about slavery, World War 2, getting a blood test, three types of parties, the meaning of Christmas and hope. Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my LinkedIn article on Small Businesses: LinkedIn Article Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

Mince Pie Blues 10.12.2023 21:06

Tola blabs about compartmentalising, the roman empire, Christmas atheists, excessive mince pie consumption and climate change. Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my LinkedIn article on Small Businesses: LinkedIn Article Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

Do What You Can By Doing Nothing 04.12.2023 29:47

Tola blabs about YouTube Premium, the worst bakery in the world, and the start up founder who only works with nice people. Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my LinkedIn article on Small Businesses: LinkedIn Article Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube

I'm An Adult, I Think 26.11.2023 25:50

Tola blabs about being alone in the world, adulthood, steamy breath and bizarre dreams. Buy a Squishy: Squishy Store on Etsy Read my LinkedIn article on Small Businesses: LinkedIn Article Say hi - Email Visit my Website Subscribe to my Instagram pages: Podcast Drawing Heart Series Youtube