Constant Whinnying

It's been a minute. In this episode we discuss Season 3 Episode 1 of Heartland: “Miracle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on Amy's horse calming technique. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! Dear Lonely Island and Seth Meyers, if you see this, please don't come for u...

Holy Guacamole Batman! Another Season of Heartland in the books! You know what that means! Another Movie!  In this episode we discuss a Hallmark Horse Girl Movie: "A Sunday Horse" (2016) starring Nikki Reed, Linda Hamilton, Ryan Merriman, William Shatner, and Ving Rhames. This is a story about overcoming adversity, being a poor little rich girl, and ignoring your doctor's warnings about your Traum...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 18 of Heartland: “Step By Step.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam discusses whether or not you should feed wild horses and what would happen if you did vs didn't. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much E...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 17 of Heartland: “Full Circle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the mental side of horse training. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also,...

n this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 16 of Heartland: “The Ties That Bind.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly steal a horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Als...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 15 of Heartland: “Dark Horse.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how the folks at Heartland ready a horse for a big race. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you list...

Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! Wow, first episode of 2025 and its a Goofy Time! In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 13 of Heartland: “Seismic Shifts.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to deal with the fear of LOUD NOISES! We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Ta...

WOW! A Whole Year of Constant Whinnying! What an atrocious sound! Hey Friends and Neeeeiiiighbors! We can't believe we've been doing this for a whole year! Thanks for coming along on this ride with us! Happy (late) Thanksgiving! In this episode we discuss every horse girl's favorite movie: National Velvet (1944) starring Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney. Yet another underdog story, this one set...

n this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 10 of Heartland: “True Enough.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to rehome horses. We also have fun discussing Dinosaurs and Dragons because why not? We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 9 of Heartland: “Showdown!” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a lowdown on how to properly rustle cattle- horses or quads? We also discuss cattle branding. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 8 of Heartland: “Summer's End.” We discuss the plot of the episode and the realities harsh of Horse sales and slaughter. Jackie's dog Saoirse buts in with some strong opinions. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podc...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 7 of Heartland: “Sweetheart of the Rodeo.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the difference between headers and healers. She also gives us the inside scoop of what it's REALLY like to compete for the title of Rodeo Queen. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 6 of Heartland: “Holding Fast.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to cross water and to face its fears. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Ever...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 4 of Heartland: "Dancing in the Dark." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us the inside scoop on picking the right saddle for your discipline, cattle drive 101, and how to handle a blind horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now av...

In this episode we discuss Season Two Episode 3 of Heartland: "Gift Horse." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us the hot tips on how to ensure you're buying the best possible horses, even online, as well as a breakdown on whatever it is Caleb is trying to do with Shorty. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 2 of Heartland: "Letting Go." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the training techniques used by Amy and Caleb. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podca...

In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 1 of Heartland: "Ghost Horse." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on mustang herd dynamics and how to properly train a mustang. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you li...

Hey there friends and Neighbors! Thanks for joining us on this extra special edition of Constant Whinnying where we took post season break from Heartland to watch Seabiscuit (2003) starring Tobey Maguire (NOT Jake Gyllenhaal), Jeff Bridges, Chris Cooper, and Elizabeth Banks. It's a heartwarming story about an American Underdog! The Little Horse that Could! We discuss the plot of the film, the trai...

Wow the end of Season one Already! What's Next? You'll just have to listen to find out In this episode we discuss Season One Finale, Episode 13 of Heartland: "Coming Together." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown proper sportsmanship, training with friends, and pretzel courses. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it...

In this episode we discuss Episode 12 of Heartland: "Rising From The Ashes." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on learning from books vs learning from doing. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!...

In this episode we discuss Episode 11 of Heartland: "Thicker Than Water." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam explains the difference between Cuttin' Horses and Cow Horses. She also explains what makes a horse "cowy" and whether or not you can make a non-cowy horse into a cowy horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everyt...

Hey Whinniers!! We've made it 10 WHOLE EPISODES!! Thanks For Riding Along with us for 10 Episodes! We wanted to do something Special for Episode 10 but quickly dissolved into chaos, so this episode is a little extra. We had fun making it we hope you have fun listening to it! Here's to Many more! In this episode we discuss Episode 10 of Heartland: "Born to Run." We discuss the plot of the episode a...

In this episode we discuss Episode 5 of Heartland: "Ghost From The Past." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on horse healthcare. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts! Also, Follow Us on Patre...

In this episode we discuss Episode 8 of Heartland: "Out of the Darkness." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly handle high strung stallion. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt! We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcast...

In this episode we discuss Episode 7 of Heartland: "Come What May ." We discuss the plot of the episode and Sam and Jackie chat about proper care for pregnant mares and newly born foals- things they have personal experience with. Sam also gives insight on what is to be expected in proper trainer-client relations. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with...