CONK! News Podcasts

JIM PETERS and TIM CONAWAY discuss today's news. It's conservative, it's real, and it's fun! Call in: 516-418-5472

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN discuss the scariness of "Ruth Sent Us" (not), the oppression of voting in Georgia (not), and the coming Monkeypox outbreak (not). And what would an episode of CONK! News Daily be without Jim discussing extraterrestrial power systems?....

The internet is down in our newsroom.... and we still manage to do a show. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: "Liberal; Personality Disorder"; ignoring the DNA of America; and WTF is up with the baby formula???

TIM CONAWAY hosts - from outer space! And HANK REARDEN compares the stock market graph to what runs down Sloppy Joe's leg when his Depends fails....

Have you noticed that, according to your President, you're a racist? And have you also noticed that your liberal government NEVER has enough money - because you're not paying your "fair share"? HANK REARDEN and JIM PETERS sure have....

HANK REARDEN offers a brilliant analysis of the baby food shortage situation, Something's not quite right, Hank says....

It's your alternative Sunday show! CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and ERIN WALTER. Topics include:Joe Biden yelling at the union guys to get off his lawn; Don Zorro yelling at the "Latinx" crowd to get off his lawn; and Rand Paul yelling at the government to get off his lawn.

HANK REARDEN and JIM PETERS analyze today's news. Topics: Charles Payne says no to abortion (and totally agrees with Hank); Joe Manchin says no to codifying Roe; and the public says no to Symone Sanders on MSNBC.

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN analyze President Biden's speech on combating inflation. Their conclusion: Joe is a gaslighting, senile piece of crap....

It's your "Conservative Alternative"(TM). HANK REARDEN and JIM PETERS discuss the SCOTUS leak blowing up in the Dem's faces; Biden thinking THE RAILROADS cause inflation(!); and the wife of "the most popular President in history" only selling 250 copies of her biography. What else do you wanna know?....

In honor of our Puerto Rican panelist DON ZORRO - our version of Geraldo Rivera - we did this special Cinco de Mayo episode live on BlogTalkRadio! Also along for the Hispanic ride are three of the whitest guys you'll ever meet - like we're talking pasty-white, plaster-of-paris, please-don't-wear-shorts white - JIM PETERS, HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY; and a really cool white chick (who does look g...

JIM PETERS and "Angry" HANK REARDEN discuss the SCOTUS crap, the Biden economic crap, and the election crap. It's like one-stop shopping!

Geez, anything happen overnight? TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN, seasoned journalists that they are, might have figured it all out. Then again....

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN bring you the news as only CONK! News can. Stories today include: Biden's "intentional depression"; the New York Times completely ignores the "Disinformation Governance Board"; and Noam Chomsky (finally) falls for Trump.

Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS for our flagship weekend podcast are "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: Just 772 Days to Slow the Spread!; the Dems make plans for the "Disinformation Governance Board"; and remember, it takes a f**king village - they aren't your kids....

Hank is back from Vegas. Meanwhile, Biden treats the economy like a casino....

TIM CONAWAY joins JIM PETERS around the big broadcast table. Topics today include: half of the country is actually against freedom of speech; Google wants to teach you exactly how to talk - so you won't hurt people's feelings; and Alexa will call up this podcast - but only about 70 percent of the time....

JIM PETERS is in the studio, and HANK REARDEN is on the phone from Las Vegas. Topics include; Musk gets Twitter; Biden doesn't get Milton Friedman; and John Durham gets Hillary's ass.....

Joining Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include gays and lesbians turning on the transgenders; why the f*ck is the Johnny Depp trial on TV?; and the crazy people who just can't let the masks go.

HANK REARDEN and JIM PETERS discuss the Laffer Curve, the "Potemkin government", and why the f*ck Johnny Depp is on Fox News 24/7....

TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN talk about today's news and Hank's obsession with Jen Psaki.

Today CONK! News announces the launch of THE POWE REPORT, a weekly video podcast by investigative journalist ALICIA POWE exclusively for CONK! News, posted every Monday. JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN talk to Alicia about the first installment, regarding a class action lawsuit against the CDC for misleading the public on the Covid vaccines. Plus, Donald Trump is now the "least unpopular" politician i...

Joining Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO; from Joplin, Missouri, bail bondsman LARRY NEWMAN; and from San Diego, JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Topics include: term limits, and Dianne Feinstein's cognitive decline; Elon Musk's plan to take Twitter private; and the new inflatable "Space Lounge" (which Don is rushing to book for his nex...

HANK REARDEN joins JIM PETERS for your favorite "alternative newscast". Topics include: Lara Logan gets canned by Fox; Elon Musk gets canned by Twitter; and CNN Plus gets canned by everybody....

New name, but still the same show. Your "alternative newscast" - TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN are holding down the fort of news. Topics include: the coming worldwide wheat shortage; the bullsh*t that is ethanol; and the bullsh*t that are shopping malls.