CONK! News Podcasts

THIS IS *NOT* A NEW SHOW! It's the repeat of our Cinco de Mayo episode from May 5th. We had too many people gone for summer vacation, so this is a long-planned week off. In this installment CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO, and from San Diego JENNIFER KABBANY, the editor of TheCollegeFix.com

HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY discuss the fledgling li'l criminals from St. Paul; Jill Biden's ability to insult all Hispanics at once; and Atlanta calls in to question Hank's conclusions about inflation.

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS discusses CNN's very sorry ass; how the liberals never actually do anything; and the f-ed-up-ness that is Skinwalker Ranch. Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO, TIM CONAWAY and beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN. Today's "Participation Trophy" is the 1986 Bette Midler Singing Doll - still musty, inside its original box; battery is now dead, but in its time it sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" really well. Also: WTF is Liz Cheney's problem, anyway? And: the panel im...

JIM PETERS returns after a nice long weekend of not working. Tonight: How the government uses the same simple templates to lie to you over and over again. And: an excerpt from ALICIA POWE's interview with Dr. Vladamir Zelenko of Covid fame - the last interview he did before he passed away.

HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY return from their four-day weekend relaxed and refreshed. But isn'a a "relaxed Hank Rearden" an oxymoron?...

For the long weekend of our nation's birthday, CONK! News Editor-in-chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: more J6 bullsh*t; the military recruitment crisis; and Hank Reardon's theory on Hunter Biden's laptop - that it's a cry for help.... Produced by the best conservative news aggregator on the web, at conk.news

Go to sleep (even if it's during the day...) listening to CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS talk about the sham J6 hearings; Hank Rearden's theory on Hunter Biden's laptop; and the strange case of the woman who took care of Lee Harvey Oswald.

It's the inaugural broadcast of The Rearden Report! HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY give you the news as only they can. Topics include: the SCOTUS rulings; how to calculate "your fair share"; and Hank shared a unique theory on Hunter Biden's laptop.

This is the inaugural installment of our new podcast/radio show, CONK! NEWS@NIGHT. CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS brings you the news that's upcoming, interviews interesting people, and talks about the latest in the weird and paranormal.

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO.Topics include: breaking SCOTUS decision on New York gun laws; U.S. Navy teaches members how to use "proper pronouns"; and the CDC is now warning us not to "kiss or snuggle" chickens or ducks. Seriously.

JIM PETERS and TIM CONAWAY are joined by CONK! News Featured Contributor ALICIA POWE, who talks about this week's Powe Report - which is right out of a bad horror movie. And Jim plays a real training video from the U.S. Navy that might was well be out of a bad horror movie....

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS talks about the upcoming news of the week; we play an excerpt from ALICIA POWE's latest "Powe Report", where she interviews Unifyd social network founder Jason Shurka; and Jim discusses Bill Clinton's latest UFO news.

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and JENNIFER KABBANY for this special LIVE weekend episode. Market's down, inflation's up, mortgage rates skyrocketing. Things are so bad it's almost like they're trying to do it. Jim floats a question many others are wondering: Maybe Joe isn't stupid; maybe he's a sociopath....

Covering the news is starting to make JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN really depressed. So much inflation - and so much time. Call them to commisserate: 516-418-5472.

Today we became aware of the fact that our flagship CONK! News Weekend podcast from last weekend, June 10-12, didn't post anywhere, at all. It is completely absent from all of our podcast feeds - even though we did record it and upload it. So to make up for this we are posting it again today. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and L...

It's the start of "Fair Share Month" on CONK! News! We're going to spend a whole month trying to figure out what "your fair share" really is! We'll talk to experts, and we'll talk to regular folk just like you. Call and tell us what you think "your fair share" really is: 516-418-5472.

TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO break news on Brett Kavanaugh's safety, and discuss (the folly of) gun control, and how Don's beloved homeland of Puerto Rico has gone to hell.

JIM PETERS has a hard time with the concept of transgender cheerleaders - specifically, how do you lust after that? HANK REARDEN, on the other hand, does not.... Call in and set them straight (sic?): 516-418-5472

You think your weekend was bad? The President is 79 years old - and doesn't know when he should pee.... You can call us up and remind him: 516-418-5472.

Our whole panel crapped out on us today.... So this is a repeat of our Weekend show from two weeks ago, from May 20-23. Listen and weep....

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN discuss: Biden's Liberal Personality Disorder(TM) - he doesn't think he's weak, therefore he isn't; Sussman gets acquitted - but Flynn doesn't; and Yellen gets inflation wrong - but Peters doesn't. WTF???

On this day after Memorial Day, TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN discuss the ridiculousness of gun control, the ridiculousness of Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the damn ridiculousness of "paying your fair share".

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. They spend the first twenty minutes shooting the sh*t, then get down to talking about the news: 18-year-olds shouldn't be adults at all; Jimmy Carter's notoriously bad judgment; and Ricky Gervais hilariously offends everybody.

Long-time CONK! News Contributor DON ZORRO joins JIM PETERS for the first time for the live afternoon show. He has a long monologue on the Texas school shooting. Bottom line: the liberals don't know what they're talking about.