Lorie Metz

Confessions of the Pickup Artist

Society EN ↓ 3 episodes

Confessions of the Pickup Artist is a hilarious, honest, and sometimes unbelievable look at modern dating through the eyes of someone who’s been off the market since 2000. From awkward first dates and outrageous pickup lines to red flags, green flags, and everything in between, each episode shares real stories—some firsthand, many borrowed from friends—that will make you laugh, cringe, and question humanity. Whether you’re single, taken, or just here for the drama, pull up a chair… the stories only get wilder.

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Lorie Metz

Episodes

One for The Ditch — A Cautionary Tale 06.07.2026 6:58

🍺 One for the Ditch: A Cautionary Tale It was supposed to be just another date… Instead, it became the story of the guy who asked for two beers for the ride home at 4 a.m. Not only did he ask… he cracked one open while walking down the apartment hallway toward the elevator. Yep. You read that right. 🚩 Womp. Womp. In this episode of Confessions of the Pickup Artist , we’re unpacking one of those...

Coffee, Chaos & Cocktail-a-Doodle Doo 06.07.2026 6:58

Welcome to Confessions of the Pickup Artist. Real stories. Real lessons. Usually learned the hard way. ☕️ Episode 1: Coffee, Chaos & Cock-a-Doodle-Doo is live now.

Hello — I am the host of Confessions of The Pick Up Artist 06.07.2026 1:28

Meet the Host I'm Lorie. Mom. Story collector. Professional red-flag spotter. 🚩 Join me on Confessions of the Pickup Artist as we unpack real stories, questionable decisions, and the lessons learned the hard way. 🎙️