Comic Patrol Pod

Let's be real here: Batman TAS is one of the greatest animated shows ever made. It's not hard to see why we can't leave it alone for too long, especially an episode that touts Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, Two-Face and Poison Ivy in a poker game, exchanging stories about how they each nearly defeated The Batman. The 35th episode of season 1 is a standout in this series, and it's a lot of fun.

It's the extravaganza we've all been waiting for! The Snyder Cut is here and we talk about it and the new features that it.. uh.. features.

Hey, at this point, people are pretty much sick of hearing the word "WandaVision", but it was a damn great show. A lot of feelings, predictions, speculations and theories have been born from it, and the internet was busy for the near two month stint of it's rollout. You know what the best part of rampant internet speculation and theories is? When they're wrong. Not because I like seeing people eat...

We both really enjoyed the first Wonder Woman flick, and we consider it to still be one of DCEU's best, even to this day... So we were amped for the sequel: Wonder Woman 1984. However, it wasn't amped for us... or whatever. It has Wonder Woman in it. And magic stuff. And hey, it's not great, but we reviewed it anyways because we love you (?).

Who doesn't love Keanu Reeves? He's breathtaking. And that is why to start our second run of our "First Glance" series (which basically means reading the comic and talking about it the day it comes out), we chose his comic book, BRZRKR. It's hardcore, guy. We'll be following this series as it drops, one issue at a time, independent of our regular episodes, and other supplemental series. Enjoy, you...

Welp, we still have issues. So many, in fact, that we decided to follow up our first iteration with Volume 2! We each went into our grab bags and scooped out 4 issues a piece, read all 8 on our own time, and came together to discuss and dive into the ones we want to continue reading and the ones we never want to see again.. Ever. Enjoy it or off yourself. Issues covered in this episodes: - Tom Str...

Our second First Glance (it makes sense, don't worry about it) 4 months later! After a number of delays the next issue of The Last Ronin is here, and we dive into it because it's Turtles.. And you know we love our Turtles! We'll be following this series as it drops, one issue at a time, independent of our regular episodes, and other supplemental series. So enjoy it or perform seppuku, you disgrace...

Welcome to the final DOX installment before the X of Swords event. Cable blows up some stuff, Glob shows his depth, Kwannon is alpha, Magneto is the chosen one, the X-Factor team visits Mojoverse, Beast continues being Krakoa's resident dickhead, Wolverine is in Thunder Bay and Storm's techno virus story comes to an end. Covered in this episode: Cable #3, #4 New Mutants #12 Hellions #3, #4 Maraude...

What. A. Drop! Late last week, we were all dumped on by Disney's MCU plans for the next TWO phases: four and five.. And mama mia, was it ever a lot. Some of it good, some of it unnecessary, and we both have our opinions on the rollout and the choices moving forward.  Sidenote: We only cover the MCU drop in this, not the Star Wars or other reveals

We're trying something a little new (and simple) this time around for episode 45, and boy, do we ever have issues. We each went into our grab bags and scooped out 4 issues a piece, read all 8 on our own time, and come here to discuss and dive into the ones we want to continue reading and the ones we never want to see again.. Ever. This was fun to break away from the main Big Two superheroes and su...

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. This time, it's all about the over-powered, underused elementals of DC and Marvel: Swamp Thing the avatar of The Green and Iceman, the omega level, ice-powered mutant. Easily comparable characters for a...

It came out 4 years ago, yes, but we've never talked about it... So here it is. The fact that it goes on for longer than most of our Bottle Cap Reviews is enough to prove that we had lots to talk about, from Harley to Deadshot to Boomerang to Slipknot to that damn soundtrack. And Joker. The, um... very unique take on Joker. Bottle Caps away!

One thing we love doing on our Arc Analysis series: finding hidden gems, outside of the big 2 publishers, like this comic right here. It's as self-explanatory as they come and that is a nice change of pace from epic, sprawling adventures for a more focused, but grizzly idea. Check out why on our 14th episode of Arc Analysis. Or don't... but then we won't be able to save you.   -- If you want to re...

It can be a challenge to keep up with comic releases week over week, but with IDW's new release of Eastman and Laird's The Last Ronin, we couldn't help ourselves.  We'll be following this series as it drops, one issue at a time, independent of our regular episodes, and other supplemental series. So enjoy it or perform seppuku, you disgrace. 

This is the Light of X, our next wave of X-Men books, and it's... Something. Deadpool shows up in Krakoa, Magneto is feeling constructive, the origins of Fantomex, the New Mutants set sights on the DOX people, Psylocke asserts herself as the alpha, X-Factor debuts, new revelations about Kate's disappearance and vampires in snow?! Covered in this episode: Deadpool #6 Giant Size X-Men: Magneto #1 Ne...

The next drop in our Dawn of X coverage: welcome to the Cockcrow of X, when the cock crows or the crow cocks... Whatever. Our first look at the Hellions team, London is under siege, Beast gets what's coming, Wolverine has a plan, Empyre hits the X-Men, Vulcan's benders, booty and Emma has a UFO!? Covered in this episode: Hellions #1 Marauders #10 Excalibur #10 New Mutants #10 X-Force #10 Giant Siz...

More Dawn of X coverage up your alley (finally) with our 5th (technically 6th) entry in this Marvel relaunch. Why is it so difficult to bring Kate back? Silence - psychic rescue in progress, some Colossus stuff cometh, the Brood, the New Mutant gang back together.. all of them! The first issue of Cable, the final issue of X-Men/Fantastic 4 and a sneak peak at what's to come with the X of Swords cr...

Once upon a time, way back in the early to mid 90's, there was this super cool, super edgy cartoon where humans had turned into mutants and they all played sports. In these sports they played, it wasn't uncommon for an athlete to lose a limb or three, or come close to a brutal death. This was Mutant League. Despite our childhood subconsciousness' best efforts to lead us to believe that this show w...

On the heels of out official episode, Bat Meat (Epi #42), we bring you the sequel to one of the books we covered there, Batman: Dark Victory. The successor to the overrated Batman: The Long Halloween, Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale are back to continue their Bat-ventures. As always with our Arc Analysis episodes, spoilers contained within, so check it out and see how we stack it up on it's own and against...

We don't often do news-y episodes, but when something as big (and as great) as DC Fandome happens, even D'Lethal Weapons take notice. We talk about a heap of reveals that DC dropped on top of our nerdy little heads this weekend; from The Batman to Suicide Squad to Wonder Woman and even more Batmen, check out our new name for the whole thing: The DCFU.

Back in April, DC Comics Twitter sent out a simple question - which 3 books are in your reading pile out of the following nine: Batman The Dark Knight Returns Batman Gotham by Gaslight Batman The Killing Joke Batman The Long Halloween Batman Knightfall Batman Year One Batman The Court of Owls Saga Batman Hush Batman R.I.P. In today's meaty episode, we break down the exact definitive top 3 list (it...

Back at it again with our next Dawn of X episode: this is our 4th entry, Morning of X! Fantastic 4 meet the X-Men, Domino and Colossus share battle scars, Kate has to sink or swim, Sunspot and Deathbird romancing violence, we learn about the Crucible, Exodus is in some books, holy Nightcrawler, and remember Warwolves?  Covered in this episode: X-Men/Fantastic 4 #1 & #2 X-Force #7 X-Men #7 Excalibu...

It's been a very very very long time coming, but we're finally here: The Hero Draft Finale! It's down to our two finalists: Rogue and Psylocke - and we're here to give you backstory on them both, as well as set up the 3 different scenarios they will find themselves in for this final round - And it's up to you who will be crowned the champ. The 3 rounds consist of: 1. A fight of their 90's iteratio...

If you know Comic Patrol, then you know we can't help but bring back snippets of our beloved 90s comic book cartoons.  This time around, it's a deep cut from season 4 of the X-Men Animated Series which should have (and kind of is) essentially the series final arc: Beyond Good and Evil.  It's Apocalypse, it's Sinister, it's Magneto, and telephaths and time manipulation and an existensial crisis.. I...

Welcome to our next DoX update episode - it's been a whiiiiiile (thanks, 2020), but we're back with more X-books. Wolvie dazed and confused in the snow! Militant Hank McCoy! Sunspot the mack! And the end of Fallen Angels (and possibly some other mutant[s])! There's a lot happening in this update. Thankfully, Coke N Dank have all the summaries, commentary and hot takes you can (maybe) handle. Cover...