Come On In, Queens

Wulp, for a season that marketed itself as THE BEST SEASON OF SURVIVOR EVER, it kind of went out with a whimper. Either way, we had a blast deep-diving on Stephanie's merch line, Aubry running for what seemed like 5 minutes to get her car, enjoying the LIVE reunion format, and generally talking shit throughout the season with all of you, queens! Much love xoxo

Womp Wooooomp! We're wearing all black today for reasons - certainly not jazzed about the season going into this finale. If only our favs wouldn't have been eaten up by ridiculous twists along the way, huh? Come on in, queens and talk shit with us about Devens shooting star monologue, Rizzo's abs or bones, and Survivor's refusal to do classic Survivor challenges in a season that&#3...

'Everyone will be shooketh' - and shooketh we were. We're talking about a real nailbiter ep this week on Come On In, Queens. Also, we're covering sunning buttholes, the hammock's rise to stardom and one of the messiest challenge rulings in Survivor history. Jonathan keep flexing those boobs, it's working. Come. ON. IN.

This episode could've been shorter. But we had Stef-splaining, a boot and rally, and Jeff gooning over Mr. Beast - gross How about Aubrey downing grubs heads and all? Cirie is vomiting in the bushes, Joe is on his moral high horse again and Devens decides the best strategy is simply: blow this sh@t up Liked the episode, could've done 90% less BEAST. Thanks for tuning in, queens!

Come on in, queens! This one is called “I Deserve All of This." (Not Jonathan, gross) Christian goes on a Jimmy Fallon -sponsored punishment tour (why, Survivor? no one asked for this), Cirie schools Emily on rice but honestly, the rice boats were a lot. Meanwhile, Jeff decides he’s a contestant now and jumps into the challenge like he’s been waiting 25 years for his moment (he has). On the b...

Come on in, queens! This one was kind of a mess - Winnie was taking phone calls and Jacob was literally ejected from his chair (thankfully we kept this fall in, get ready). Either way, this was an amazing episode of Survivor: chaotic pairings, Coach lying in third person, Cirie on a coconut finding spiritual journey, and a double elimination that said “clean up your alliances immediately.” Add in...

Come on in, queens! This episode has everything: Tiffany delivering burn book reads, Coach spiraling into haikus and “honor” delusion, and Rizzo coaching the coach on how to play Survivor. AND we got an alliance called “Cirie’s Rizzard of Oz”… yeah, we’ve got a lot to unpack.

A blood moon rises and Jeff, the used car salesman, tries to sell us a rebranded merge-atory like it's something new and GROUNDBREAKING. It's not, grandpa. Honestly, it fell really flat and we didn't love this episode. So. we talked about no heat curling, sex on the beach, and a player who really got the shaft this season - and not the good kind. Also, covering Angelina's very real...

Come on in, queens! Get on out, Jeff the impersonation comic. We've found the real theme of this season. Survivor: PTSD. Ozzie relives his Survivor slash Cochran trauma, Charlie continues to spiral around Maria trauma, and Coach is well, FORMING ANOTHER CULT. We're disagreeing on whether Christian said 'polly pussy pants or 'pissy pants' (both wrong, it was 'polly prissy pants') and agreeing with...

Wow, did we need a full concert by Zac Brown? No, we did not. Did we need the straight men on the honor and integrity team creaming their shorts over listening him sing? Also, no. We're talking Ozzie's poncho, catching Jacob up on what gooning is, talking the tornado that is Emily, and the fall of the DvG alliance. Come on in, queens!

Come on in, queens! Get on out, Jeff the rapper. Blech. A fan-voted tribe swap throws the game into chaos as alliances scramble, Cirie tries to survive on a shaky new tribe with Rizz-God (lord help her), and Emily continues her reign as the island’s messiest strategist.

Another episode so good, we're sharting our khakis. We talk relief of hearing castaways call out Joe's game of honor, Christian's commitment to the bit, and Q's underwear. You know, all the important bits. Aubrey, that dive looked like it hurt. Survivor, the highlight of our week!

YOU PINKY PROMISED! We’ve reached end of season 4 of the traitors with an excellent episode of television. There's a helicopter date, I mean mission, that ends with a jump into the loch, Johnny and Tara's putting all the pieces together in the final stretch, and Maura... well being very Maura. Then at the reunion, Andy Cohen shows up, the cast relives their trauma, and Rob offers to buy Ma...

We’re back to celebrate our 25 year love of Survivor with a recap of the 3 hour premier! (did we need that long to tell this story?) That said, we are definitely excited because the premier delivered. Twenty-four players hit the beach and Cirie is somehow still everyone’s target, UGH! We're conflicted about the celebrity interference (sorry, Billie) and the new era twists, but are having fun w...

The Faithfuls continue to look for clues… that just never lead to Rob. Eric spirals under Traitor stress while Rob manspreads his way through suspicion. We're loving the Johnny and Tara duo, but is this season losing steam with the big personalities out? Faithfuls... “You blew it!”

Here we are again talking about The Traitors episode 8 - The Queen Never Comes Off Her Trone (if Maura said it). Winnie is still in full appreciation of Rob's gameplay and Jacob is feeling the ick. It was full Candiace v Rob this episode and it definitely brought some entertaining moments. We're talking end game - is there any other outcome than Rob winning? Could any of these faithful&#39...

Episode 7 is here - The Black Banquet 🍷🖤 and honestly… maybe a little over-hyped, but the looks, the drama, and the twists still delivered . This week, we break down the chaos of the banquet, the quietly iconic fashion moments, and the power shifts that actually matter. Winnie is officially a full-blown Rob stan , while Jacob is heading in the opposite direction, side-eyeing the growing 'bro...

We were Come On In Fucking Queens before Episode 6, and we were Come On In Fucking Queens after — but wow, did this episode take us to entertaining places. We’re recapping a truly electric showdown between Colton and Lisa, peak tension, peak drama - Lisa is channeling Billie from Days of Our Lives. The game is officially heating up and if this banquet is half as unhinged as it looks, we are not su...

We’re back to recap The Traitors Season 4, Episodes 4 & 5 , and things officially go off the rails. From the ongoing obsession with Scotland’s life-changing salmon, to deranged theories about identifying traitors by their footsteps. .. Faithfuls, are you ok? We break down Tiffany’s iconic/sad exit, Colton’s aggressive gameplay (did you know he played football?) and losing our girl Monet too so...

We’re back to recap a wild premiere with Episodes 1–3 of The Traitors , and casting has truly done it again. We’re loving almost everyone on this cast (love to hate Michael), and these first three episodes were such a fun ride. Between the standout traitor selections, new twists, and genuinely exciting challenges, this season came out swinging and our bodies are ready for an excellent season. Come...

We’re back after Jacob’s tooth drama last week, ignore the lisp. This episode is a supersized deep dive into the three hour finale (two hours and nine minutes without commercials). From Sophie absolutely dominating the end game, to an all female final three, to Savannah’s epic and honestly not surprising win. We’re also sharing our very first reactions to Season 50 and… it’s not great. Happy holid...

We're back to recap the highs and lows of Survivor 49 Episode 11 — but first, we must discuss the dramatic finale of Squid Game: The Challenge and viral, sexed up queer show Heated Rivalry. Then we dive into Episode 11 itself, how this endgame is shaping up, the “strenuous” journey, the lackluster challenges, and why we’re still pulling for some of the players. Come on in!

We’re back to recap Episode 10 of Season 49 and things are finally starting to heat up. This week we dig into Savannah’s intensity as she fully embraces her inner villain, sit with the very real grief Christina is navigating, and share our not so subtle hopes for an all female final three. The gameplay is sharpening, the emotions are raw, and the season is officially picking up steam. Come on in,...

We’re back for another Survivor recap, breaking down this week’s episode: “If you’re loyal to all, you’re loyal to none.” Plus, we're chatting Squid Games: The Challenge, diving into the drama around ratings, the Season 50 premiere announcement, and Jeff’s very Jeff response (or… non-response) to Matt Rogers’ “I Don’t Think So, Honey.”

Today we’re diving into our first Survivor 49 recap, starting with episode 8 - finally, a glimmer of hope for this season! We’re breaking down the great (and not-so-great) TV moments, unpacking Savannah’s redemption arc and her Tracey Flick-coded energy, admiring Steven’s chest, and, of course, discussing Rizzo’s butt - because yes, we are a queer podcast. We even squeeze in some actual gameplay a...