Come Fight Me In The Dark

In every great shonen anime, there is a beach episode, and Ghost Adventures is no different. Zak and his boys may still be on the job, but the sunglasses are on, the party drinks are flowing, and our heros focus less on the ghosts and more on the games. Zak gets a crush, Nick gets crushed, and Aaron gets a taste of what its like to look down on another person. Join Erik and Joel as we talk racing...

Heeeere's ZAK (and Aaron...and less importantly Nick). The boys are staying in style at the Stanley Hotel, a place so scary it freaked out a coked out Stephen King and inspired him to write an ok book that was made into a much better movie against his wishes. Recoil in horror, not because of the scares, but because Zak doesn't understand boundaries.   Join Erik and Joel as we talk fish comedy, fis...

Zak is back and he is NOT on the attack because, much to his dismay, he is at a location where he cant be aggro for any reason. Watch in wonder as he tries to re-create a Marilyn Manson video, get sweet on a dead woman, and reduce Aaron to the ranking of Bait Boy. Join Erik and Joel as we dunk on god, the supreme court, and the state of Kentucky all while we discuss our favorite hilbilly hip hop d...

Its a hellacious honkytonk hoe down, and Zak and his boys are shaking in their boots as they are back to where it all began. There's old friends, new scratches, and astral projection impregnations waiting for them in the place that scares them the most. Join Erik and Joel as we talk exorcisms, the bible (but 4 teenz), and poltergeist prostate poking as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 4, Episod...

We are BACK at Rolling Hills Baby! Get ready for more whiplash than Zak and his boys experienced cascading down Niagara Falls. Zak throws a rave, plays in a port-o-potty, an does his special doll dance and song routine. Join Joel and Erik as we talk shit hexes and NIlla Wafers as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season 4, Episode 2: The Rolling Hills Asylum

HUZZAH! Zak is back and ready for the attack as he and his boy soldiers are investigating Gettysburg in a special mocking of the trinity three part lockdown. Join us for a very special episode where Zak gets touched on his butt, and his heart. Join Erik and Joel on the red carpet of our first annual star studded TROBS award show as we debate which boy brings it the hardest as we discuss Ghost Adve...

Its 2011, Zak Bagans has firmly cemented himself as a force in the paranormal world, and its time for him to take the next step; hosting a ghost hunting competition show. Gaze in wide eyed wonder as Zak bursts forth from his pupa in full rave goth regalia as he gathers the most "well actually" group of judges for the first episode of his short lived passion project as we see a group of nice women...

OOooo YEaH Zak Bagans, The Ric Flair of the spiritual realm, teams up with a backyard wrestling juggalo and a literal giant of legend in order to investigate the Clovis Wolfe Manor. Stare in wide eyed wonder as Zak talks about light spectrums for nearly an eternity. Join Joel and Erik as we take a walk down memory lane with some of our favorite characters, and also talk about international vampiri...

Zak and his boys serve up an old, tepid, orb filled Arby's roast beef sandwich of an episode filmed at one of the least haunted places on earth. Be lulled into a banal beef coma as the boys interview an NPR radio host, Ernest P. Worrell, and the elite spooky strike force S.P.E.C.T.R.E as they try to justify their presence.   Join Erik and Joel as we discuss whether or not you can open a portal to...

Picture in your minds eye, three goth bros and a random almost nude man, sailing on the high seas, synthesized pirate adventure music playing. Slap on some beta abuse and a sad BBQ and now your picturing this episode. Watch in utter confusion as Zak tries to take the series in a new direction with his editing, perhaps due to panicking because there aint no ghosts here.    Join Joel and Erik as we...

Zak and his fellows are at a spooky abandoned hospital in east L.A. and that east L.A. part scares Zak more than any of the ghosts they meet. Watch in wonder as Zak and Nick hunt a little girl ghost despite numerous clear requests from said ghost to back off, and as a southern TV star steals the hearts of the GAC.   Join Erik and Joel as we talk human ash, Goosebumps, and the secret plotting of th...

ZAK (Clap) AARON (CLAP) AND NICK (CLAP) are where THEY MADE BULLETS. Watch in wonder as they talk to a cop cop who is also a ghost cop and as they meet a potential new force in the Paranormal Zaddys universe. Oh and Zak makes everyone get mesothelioma. Join Erik and Joel as we make elevator pitches for the best haunted reality dating show ever as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 4; Th...

Zak and his boys are back in prison, this time in Ohio! The story is the same, people are getting cooked, and more Zaddy's are being added to the ever expanding Ghost Adventures Ska universe. Watch as Zak consistently makes women uncomfortable, gets dominated by a true alpha, and then gets DOUBLE DOMMED by one badass girl. Join your intrepid hosts Erik and Joel as we come to terms with out own mor...

Zak and his Bagel Boys are back at it again, and this time they are desperately chasing Italian folks who refuse to talk to them. Thankfully for the citizens of Venice, they are trapped on an island for most of their visit.   Join Joel and Erik as we learn just how close Aaron was to getting straight up skinned with a machete as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 3, Episode 2: Poveglia Island 

Season 3 starts with a bang as Zak decides to profit from the exploitation of tortured children, but really, we are here for Nick's first character building episode. Watch as he overcomes injury, opens up emotionally, and flies through the sky like a beautiful bird in a helicopter Zak cant stop whining about.     Join Erik and Joel as we try to find the funny by talking about Juggalos and Zak's TS...

Just as in the tale of Scrooge, our holiday look into the future shows us a dark and frightful fate. We skip more than a decade of Bagans lore to watch Zak, Aaron, and the two husks that were spawned from Nick sell out to investigate Joe Exotic's zoo.  Gaze in wide eyed wonder at tiger piss, horse piss, and just people taking the piss during this con man convention as Erik and Joel try to survive...

Zak and his boys are in a sticky situation across the pond for this explosive finish to the season. There is a massive load of spunky spirits, a whole host of creamy British guests fitting to burst with fun stories, and more abuse that Aaron has to swallow than ever before.   Come join Erik and Joel as we slide down this happy trial of madness as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 8: Th...

Only five words can describe this episode; Its Savannah. Its Different here.    Join Erik and Joel as we discuss Aaron's Big Steppin' transition, pitch the next generation of paranormal entertainment, and the murder of Goofy's wife via feet as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, episode 7: The Moon River Brewery 

Have you ever wondered just how far Aaron will go to get Zak's approval? Have you wondered what dandy fops were up to in the 1800s? Do you enjoy slander against Benjamin Franklin? Well have we got an episode for you.  Zak and his crew get locked up for the lock down, and we two boys delight in the thrills, the romance, and the return of a favorite character as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2,...

Zak rounds up his pink boy posse to head out to the wiki wiki wild west in search of paranormal prostitutes in the legendary town of Tombstone, Arizona. They shoot, they spook, and they don't do anything at all problematic related to the treatment of women.   Join Rangers Hoofnagle and Klineburger as we ride out to meet this episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 5: The Birdcage...

Ruh Roh! The Ghostboys are tip toeing around delicate issues with the grace a hurricane as they face the spirits of the Magnolia Plantation.  Stare in wide eyed wonder as Zak scares a kid, a bee scares a Zak, and Nick learns its ok to be by himself.   Join Erik and Joel as we desperately try to find the fun as we watch Ghost Adventures Season 2, Episode 4: The Magnolia Plantation

Action! Adventure! Excitement! All are lacking in this trip to La Purisima Mission in Lompoc California. The Ghost stories are bad, the evidence is dumb, and the boys are played by a psychic zaddy.   Luckily, Erik and Joel find enough to gripe about to make it fun. Come with us as we discuss drag queens mistaken for ghosts, Nick's highschool vibes, and Aaron's inability to grasp the concept of loc...

An attack! A siege! A FULL ON BATTLE as Zak and his boys spend a night blowing on each other at Castillo De San Marcos. Watch as they storm the forts by land, sea, and Scion XB (probably)   Join Erik and Joel as they stare in horror at the carnage of this battle (that carnage being the abuse that Aaron takes and the sheer lack of anything interesting) as they discuss Ghost Adventures Season 2, Epi...

The boys are back in town, picked up for another season of ghostly goofs. Zaky B and his funky bunch open their spirit holes wide for the ghosts of Preston Castle, a former institution for delinquent boys. They get scratched, Zak workshops some character acting, and Nick maybe says a no no word.   Join us, your intrepid battle boys, as we use our many wrinkled PNW livin' brains to know what the he...

The beginning of it all. Before the haunted museum, before the show, before the health goth aesthetic, there was the original Ghost Adventure. Join Zak and the boys on a quest through the desserts of Nevada to yell at ghosts for the very first time.    Come with us as we learn about how the boys met, witness the beginning of Aarons slippery slide to bottom bro, and stare in wonder at some of the b...