Come Fight Me In The Dark

Witches and Warlocks you may hear burpin' and slurin' because we made good on our promise. This episode blew so we had to drink some brews. Zak goes high, Aaron goes below, Billy gets a devastating cold bite on his knee from an interdimensional boss monster from a 1998 computer game, and Jeff comments on how BIG it is. Oh and Jay gets high. Join Joel and Erik as we veer off course constantly as we...

Witches and Warlocks, our bellies are distended with the dry slop of a Costco sized double dose of Novitos. Who knew Zak could not only ruin ALIENS but also Witchcraft? Join Erik and Joel as we talk about caked up boys and Bill Chan's ruined toys as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 1&2, Mountain of Madness. 

Egg on our face WItches and Warlocks. The GAC is in LA and they decided that instead of a regular episode of Ghost Adventures, they would treat us to one of the most terrifying episodes of reality TV ever. Sacrificed animals, thieves in the night, buttcrack sweat, this episode has it all.    Join Erik and Joel as we are both possessed by RFK Jr as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 3:...

Witches and Warlocks, our bellies are so full of Novitos ravioli at this point that we may as well be on the goddamn can. Zak thinks the Satanic Panic was legit, Jay is becoming sub-Billy, Billy is Vibrating, but not as much as Aaron, who vibrates so much he almost dies. Join Joel and Erik as we laugh through the pain as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 4: Hospital of the Damned

Witches and Warlocks, this episode is presented by our least favorite sponsors; Noveto's Ravioli. We have opened the cans, breathed in the dust, and swallowed our medicine as we observe Aaron ride a roller coaster, Billy hitting clowns with balls, Jay lose all his aura, and Zak goes on the worst hunt ever. Join Joel and Erik as we attempt to avoid TOASTY legal action as we discuss Ghost Adventures...

Witches and Warlocks, pour one out for a fallen elder Witch whose life is shown to burn so bright in this episode. Aaron has fun in the water, Billy puts a camera under his chin and we see into his brain via his nose, and Zak forms a bond with a 98 year old man.   Join Erik and Joel as we both laugh at the unceasing march of time as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 6: Rage on the Riv...

Witches and Warlocks, step off the edge and fall into the pit of despair that is this episode with us. Zak gets sleepy, Jay comes out as pro human sacrifice, Billy nods a lot, and Aaron is excited for cave exploration. Join Joel and Erik as we pitch a new paranormal police procedural show (and Paul Blart 3) as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 7: Gold Town Terror.

Witches and Warlocks, you may want to avert your eyes, because in this episode, Billy Tolley leads us as close as humans dare to gazing upon the divine. Aaron hears a vampire, Jeff cries because of feedback loop, and Zak informs a woman in a dark basement that he can smell her fear. Join Erik and Joel as we say LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 9: Buried So...

Hey ho Witches and Beyotchlocks! The boys are in Pendleton to scare up the ghosts of mole people and their consorts. Zak proves ghosts are real, Billy sucks his lips, and Aaron wears a HAT. Join Joel and Erik as we go so far that even we question why anyone listens as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episode 8: Buried Souls of Pendleton)

Come FIGHT US ZAK! Join us for the whole reason Joel pitched this reversal experiment as we watch the boys play with dolls until they are gagging for air. 

Witches & Warlocks brace yourselves. The reversal has paid off. Zak and crew go to a mansion in LA filled with mystery, cursed old ladies, and horny spirits. Join us as we commit to an anti-bit and also laugh until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 30, Episode 11: Manor of Malice)

YeeHaw Witches and Warlocks. Our new year reversal experiment is going off without a hitch! Well, one hitch, this episode is bad. Zak doesn't care, Billy smells poop, and Jay flexes hard. Join Joel and Erik as we devolve into an argument about memes as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 13, Episode 12: Condemned in Calico.

Happy 2026 Witches and Warlocks! As part of a fresh start for this fresh new year, we are doing things a little different. We are looking at the most recent season of GA, starting with their epic return to the Haunted Museum. Watch as Zak flexes for women, Billy gets tummy grumbles, and Jay sits in a chair. Join us as we get right to the debauchery as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 30, Episod...

Ho Ho oh no Witches and Warlocks. Erik and I decided to be selfish little Grinches this year and do something special just for US; watching a ghost show from 2006 staring Gary Busey, a nunnies alt comic, and 3 models. A delicious & decadent drink, or a terrifying trip? Watch with us as we discuss Celebrity Paranormal Project Episode 1: Waverly Hills (Its free to watch on Youtube!)

Uh oh Witches and Warlocks! Zak and the GAC turn into alt-right podcast chuds as they go to great lengths to convince the audience that orbs are the ghosts of aborted fetuses. Join Joel and Erik as we do so many bits that we almost trap ourselves into a Saint Vitus Dance esque loop of laughter that could have ended in our deaths as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 5: The Yost Theatre...

My oh my Witches and Warlocks. We didn't realize we would need our can openers when we started this episode. Sadly, Zak and the GAC force feed us cold, dry, Noveto's as they spend an eternity talking about how haunted this location is, while not getting evidence. Join Erik and Joel as we use baby birds to disprove god as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 4: Missouri State Prison

BOO Witches' and Warlocks. We have bought the ticket and taken the ride to beautiful Romania to join Zak and the GAC as they track the infamous legend of Drac. Join Joel and Erik as we talk about orb based STDs as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 9, Episode 10: Transylvania

Salame Witches and Warlocks! The GAC are back in California to shoot an inordinate number of Ol' Prospector short films, and when they find the time, hunt for ghosts. Zak doesn't believe people can be named George, Aaron loses his mind, and Nick almost shits his pants.  Join Joel and Erik as we rejoice in the abundance of evidence and Billy bumbles as we discuss Ghost Adventures, season 9, episode...

Witches and Warlocks, join us for a very special episode. Erik is on painkillers while his destroyed clavicle bones pinch his meat, and so, in solidarity, Joel also took drugs. Its a drug-a-sode filled with jokes about jelking utters and ghostly grand mothers as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 9, Episode 2: Victoria's Black Swan Inn.

Well Witches and Warlocks, I have been out in nature and Erik has been flying over his handlebars as though his shoulders were made of something other than bones. To make up for the delay, here is one of our crowning achievements from the Patreon vault. A number of jokes were born in this episode (Billy's friend Grimace, Joshua Peepeepoopoo Warren's wish machine) and honestly, it just reaffirms th...

We are BACK WITCHES AND WARLOCKS. Grab your boots, your mining helmets, and some Raid as we drive into the deserts of Nevada to the most haunted toilet in America, attached to the less haunted Pioneer Saloon. How will Zak and the GAC contend with a mine full of bats, a bar full of bullet holes, and a bathroom filled with the blood of prostitutes and/or movie stars?  Join Joel and Erik as we witera...

Do you smell that Witches and Warlocks? That stanky musk? Whats that?! A TREE THATS BENT IN A DIRECTION?! You know what that means...KESHA has been here, and we are hot on her trail. Thats right, we are back with our favorite party pop star Kesha as she tries to bring a third to lure the ever elusive Bigfoot into her boy crazy clutches. Join Joel and Erik while we practice Squach shouts as we disc...

Well Witches and Warlocks! Erik and Joel did some deep descending and realized that two whole shows that Zak has done are not worth talking about, so we landed on Deadly Possessions. This is a show where Zak dares you to look at his stuff, and asks, "isnt it neat?" Watch as he tries to make his collection complete with the introduction of the Dybbuk Box and Robert the Doll. One is a made up story...

Skap-ba-dap etc Witches and Warlocks! We are back with more Zaky's Angels as his droogs are sent to the east coast to help an exhausted mother and her creepy dough boy husband deal with a spirit that has been 4x power leveled by the presence of numerous babies.  Join Joel and Erik as we casually reference jokes from Patreon exclusive episodes as we discuss House Calls, Episode 2: Ellington Home In...

Witches and Warlocks, our side quest begins. On this first episode of CFMITD Presents THE DESCENT (of cfmitd) we take a dive into another Zak Bagans project: House Calls. The show where Zak rings in for 30 minutes on zoom deep in his haunted museum and makes his minions do all the actual work. Watch as the boys welcome a girl on the team, a man drops a cross from his pocket and acts like it was a...