Come Fight Me In The Dark

That's RIGHT WITCHES AND WARLOCKS! After years of threats, Joel finally got his way and is now going to subject everyone to History Channels hit Cowboys Vs Aliens live action reality spin off. Meet new friends like Dragon, the protector of the ranch, his side kick Caleb, who is the thiccest ginger ever recorded, and our main character Travis, whose lips were lost during a really cool rocket test (...

Witches and Warlocks be prepared for the most skinny legends per finished minute of television ever. In part one, Zak, Bacon, and the rest of the breakfast bunch are in a small town in Utah to help some county skid kids battle skin walkers with the help of the most bad ass Navajo Samurai ever. In part two, Billy finds a feather and Zak cant be bothered to talk to him about it. Join Joel and Erik a...

Oi bruv! The GAC is still in the land of spotted dick to investigate an old WWII fort/Anglo Saxon demon factory. Zak is back on the sugar, Aaron makes machine gun noises with his mouth, and Billy has an even worse hat. Join Joel and Aaron as we alienate our English fans as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 102: Fort Horsted

Ello' Witches' an Warlocks. Pip pip! The boys are off to Jolly ol' England to investigate some of history's most famous orgy caves. Aaron gets vabbed, Billy buys a hat, and Zak throws rocks at a dead woman. Join Joel and Erik as we describe visual gags from Monty Python as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 101: The Hellfire Caves.

KakakaYEAAAH Witches and Warlocks! Its time to get high, get high on speed as season seven kicks it into overdrive on a star studded trip to Las Vegas. The boys come together for the greatest ghost heist and worst party in history. Join Joel and Erik as we cant help but laugh at an 80's hair metal icon almost dying as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 7: The Riviera Hotel

Witches and Warlocks he was warned. It was foretold that this very episode would come to pass, and that it would be best to let it be. But no, Erik Hoofnagle summoned forth the ravioli demon Novito, and now we get to talk about extreme trauma and sadness. Nick gets deep, Zak goes hard, and Aaron eats cake (and there is a cute wiener dog) Join Joel and Erik as we choke down the oldest and driest ca...

Let the Mouse Hunt theme music begin Witches and Warlocks, because the boys are back at Linda Vista. Aaron big steps over homeless people,  Nick hunts a woman, and Zak takes selfies in a corpse warehouse  Join Joel and Erik as we expand our anime universe as we discuss Ghost A Adventures season 7, episode 5; Linda Vista 2: Electric (fence) Boogaloo 

Witches and Warlocks, crack open a cold dusty can of Noveto's, because Erik Hoofnagle demanded we watch all the episodes, even ones that deserve to be forgotten by time. The boys are in a town that Zak wanted to visit. Are there ghosts? No. Are their fun characters? No. Are there tiny houses and chest bumps? Yes. Join Erik and Joel as we choke on our dinner as we talk about Ghost Adventures Season...

Witches and Warlocks, where you're going, you wont need eyes to see. Zak dons his most Rebel Spirit outfit yet, but even his tough cowboy persona cant protect him from a town filled with magical hippies ready to assault him with all manner of multi breasted statues and bad tattoos. Zak gets shamed, Aaron gets put in nads jail, and Nick laments his difficulties with prostitutes. Join Joel and Erik...

Witches and Warlocks let the battle begin as we are back with the boys and disgraced comic and MMA fighter Branton Shrab. Gaze in wide eyed wonder at some professorial drip, a man who knows Denver down to its last atom, and a lockdown that feels like a snuff film. Join Erik and Joel as we wonder if the boys always get this excited over sexual assault and murder as we discuss Ghost Adventures Seaso...

Well Witches and Warlocks, its time to unveil another great idea from the mind wombs of the pink boys. Because Joel is moving and unable to record, Erik has taken the lead and brought you THE DESCENT: Delving to the depths of the IMBD 100 worst rated films of all time. Our cave dive begins with #100, 2009's "Stan Helsing", a movie with more cum, fart, and boobs than should be allowed, presented by...

Put on your gas masks and get ready protest Witches and Warlocks as Zak and the GAC head to Portland, Oregon to make life hard for sex workers, both living and dead. The boys put their heads through gloryholes, look at some shoes, and hunt women with the police. Join Erik and Joel as we get extra spicy as the show gets dicey as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 7, Episode 1: The Shanghai Tunnels 

Happy New Years Witches and Warlocks. Zak, the Nickocado of being scared, teams up with a powerful back woods electrician and Harley enthusiast to enhance his boy's chance to have all their buttons pressed by both a scarlet AND white witch in one of their most (but really least) dangerous specials ever. Join Joel and Erik as we try and survive Ghost Adventures: Devil (but really angel) Island.  

Witches and Warlocks, imagine in your mind "Duel of the Fates" is playing. The Bagans-verse expands as we get continuity on Zak's fascination with horse piss, we meet a legendary (though unintelligible) country music legend, and we see the origin of Dakota Laden, the dark apprentice that now battles to strike down his former master. Join Joel and Erik as we skibbidy toilet all up on this rizzler a...

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it always does. Zak and the GAC are in the Caribbean to jerk it, play soccer, and try to score an autograph from a dead country music legend, all while trying to seduce the ghost of a murderous slave owner who isn't real. Join Erik and Joel as we bring to bear all our cockroach based dick jokes in order to survive Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 8: R...

Yip Yip Witches and Warlocks! Its time to fix bayonets' and charge at the GAC as they get ready for another episode of problematic dress up. Zak comes out as pro-confederacy, Nick eats a burger, and Aaron manages to make a solider blush with his unceasing dick and ball humor. Joel Erik and Joel as we play the acronym game until we cry as we discuss Ghost Adventures, Season 6, Episode 7: Rocky Poin...

Close your eyes and imagine Witches and Warlocks....Flute music echoing over a storm swept desert as three boys ride across the sand. One dumb, one sick, one desperate to bed a ghost women he once negged as a young man, and always, a small mouthed shadow pursues them. Join Joel and Erik as we try to say tongue twisters for most of the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 6: Ret...

BOO Witches and Warlocks! Surprise emergency spooky season broadcast from team Pink Boy. The show we have been talking about for forever has finally been released: Kristen Stewart's Living for the Dead, the queer paranormal quest. Get ready for fabulously freaky fun as the most powerful G'A-team ever assembled begins their journey to destroy the negative masculinity that Zak and the GAC has foiste...

YOU. CAN'T. HIDE. FROM. US. ZAK! Another skeleton that the GAC would prefer stay locked in the closet has been released by team Pink Boy. Take the dive with Zak and his crew as they delve into a mine with no ventilation, allowing Zak to fulfill his boyhood/manhood mine based fantasy, and witness definitive proof that the denizens of the paranormal love to dunk on Nick Groff.  Join Erik and Joel as...

Witches and Warlocks, clear your plates and prepare for another goopy, disturbing, and dumb dive into the GAC. Zak and the boys are at an abandoned asylum for children and they are ready to help ease their suffering (or to fight a 7ft tall scene kid demon). Join Joel and Erik as we rawr and squeeXD our way through Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 5: Letchworth Village   

Up the irons Witches and Warlocks for a truly metal episode as Zak and the boys tuck into a nice bed and breakfast in Massachusetts, former home of the most famous true crime case of them all. Join Joel and Erik as we rock out with Kasket as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 4: The Lizzie Borden House

Party in the USA (formerly Mexico) Witches and Warlocks! The boys are just north of the border and the tequila is flowing. Nick is pursued by Vulvia, Aaron big steps in defiance of Zak (and then licks his boots), and Zak is cucked by a plant. Join Erik and Joel as Joel pretty much sabotages the episode as we discuss Ghost Adventures Season 6, Episode 3: Old Town San Diego

Hark Witches and Warlocks! The boys are back in town to finally go to the one building that never let them in when they were but mere babies. Zak and the GAC return to the scene of their origins to bother an old woman, get chased by dragon shirt wearing husky kids, and investigate Nevada's most famous gravy stain. Join Erik and Joel as we discuss our crimes against fashion as we dive into Ghost Ad...

Welcome back to the past Witches and Warlocks, to an episode that is arguably the inspiration for this whole project. The GAC is in the middle of nowhere at a place that is hostile to local news personalities as well as meaty investigators. Watch in wide eyed wonder as Zak is vexed by a cow, Aaron slaps his thighs to call hungry ghosts, and as Nick births our whole concept for this show with the p...

Death Lake, the Lake that deaths people. Zak takes a short drive from his house to try and convince us all that Lake Mead is cursed and the Hoover Dam is a bespoke chair for the devil. Gaze in horror as three members of the GAC almost get themselves killed and in even more horror as Billy almost makes Zak crap his pants...to death! Join Erik and Joel as we talk breast covered biblically accurate c...