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It's Lady Time in Ooo, when a lovelorn gastropod smashes into the tree house begging for help. Will Finn and Jake's hero skills translate to matters of love? Meanwhile, back in the studio, in an act of outrage against innumerable injustices and indignities, Empress Velvet, lady of the exercise pen, ruler of the living room, and supreme being of the land, strikes a blow against her human oppressors...

What time is it? Sick Time! Jake isn't feeling well. What's going to get him back on his feet doing the health dance? Only a perfect story will do! But how can Finn find romance, suspense, action, and a happy ending all in one story? By terrorizing the residents of the local forest of course! In the studio, RoseCat chastises Mahadopus for not putting in enough practice time for his voices and funn...

What kind of adventure are we having today? It's an armor adventure! Finn and Jake search for the armor of Zelderon, the most *click click* armor in all of Ooo. In the studio, Rosecat celebrates the show's 30th episode, while Mahadopus tries and fails to achieve mastery over *click click*.

It's adventures in dating with the Ice King! When his latest fiancée princess, Princess Fiancée, leaves him high and dry, the IK decides that a new look is the way to go. Ice King? Try: Nice King! In the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat reminisce about group-think and the sinister origins of Facebook.

It's a bottle episode here in Ooo! Finn and Jake return from a week-long insomnia-fueled adventure only to find that they can't sleep. Why? There's some creepy horse watching them! In solidarity, Mahadopus and RoseCat also stay up all night in preparation for the show. Does sleep deprivation make for a better broadcast? Will Finn and Jake ever be free of the creepy horse with prehensile eyes? Will...

Finn is back for some family drama. Gotta get Marceline and her dad to make nice by opening a demonic inter-dimensional door. I'm sure Marceline is fine with it. In the studio The Royal Empress of Pig, Velvet, only of her name, really thinks that she can make waves in the nuanced political bartering process known as shrieking as loud as she can until snacks materialize from above. How will negotia...

Come along with we,To the season one finale You don't have to worry; There's still so much show to see! Come along and see, Jake and Finn hunt stolen money, The hosts do extensive snack math, How many dumplings will there be? Check out the show and see!

Billy! He's the greatest warrior ever and the most legendary hero of Ooo. Finn and Jake are here to bring inspiration back to a true hero, trouble is Billy has lost his fire. Why be a hero when you can do nothing? And, more importantly? Are robots hot? Back in the studio, Mahadopus confesses to his weakness for theme songs, while Rosecat rhapsodizes about why no one should listen to adults. 

A pandemic has gripped the land of Ooo. The cause? Feezerburn flu. The cure? Anguished howls of agony. Ice King's fate hangs in the balance as Finn and Jake weigh the benefits of emotional torment vs candy-gauntlet induced brutality. Meanwhile, in the studio, The Royalest Most High Velvet Queen Pig, First Of Her Name In All The Kingdoms of the Land, Sea, or Sky, attempts to make a dramatic plea fo...

It’s just a stormy day in Ooo, knives raining from the sky, invisible riddle masters, goblins with bazookas, and cute girls. You know, all the normal stuff. Finn and Jake go on an adventure in Imagination Land with their unique version of The Floor is Lava. In the studio, Empress Queen Velvet the Most Highest attempts to hold water-bottle court, but is rudely interrupted by some humans making a po...

It's Marceline the Vampire Queen! And she needs a new henchman. Will Finn be able to face a lifetime of stomping pixies and chopping up dimple plants? And what about Jake and his totally rational fear of vampires? In the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat ponder life's persistent questions: what does contractualism suggest that we owe to each other as members of a society, and do apples bleed?

There's a disturbance in the Grassland. Is it Stanley the Watermelon? No, it's some big ogre bully picking on tiny houses. Luckily, Safety Patrol is here! Just kidding, it's Finn and Jake. Back in the studio, her Royal Pigness, Queen Velvet, long may she reign, decides to take food matters into her own tiny paws and order a dump-truck of greens! Will she be able to chow down before the humans noti...

It's another glorious day in Ooo; nothing but cute baby bunnies and birds that definitely aren't turned inside out! Finn runs afowl of Ooo's newest resident spellcaster: Magic Man. What could possibly go wrong? Meanwhile, back in the studio, Godqueen Velvet Most High Royal Pigness squeaks her strong support for mental health as the dull boring humans drone over her with their own take.

We're back in the Candy Kingdom! Back for smashing magic bottles. Finn faces a moral dilemma after disfiguring his crush, while Jake embraces the identity of a crooked cop. Meanwhile, back in studio, Her Most Excellent Royalness, Empress Velvet Queen Pig, elects to not make an appearance, instead allowing for the silent debut of a new cast member Kiwi the cat, or as he is more commonly known: Cat....

Is that Finn and Jake having a nice picnic? No! It's a dungeon crawl. Our heros battle it out on their mission to find the crystal eye! In the studio, Mahadopus weighs his chances for success against the Demon Cat and Bucket Knight, while Rosecat makes a pitch for cannibalism soup on Binging with Babish. Will poor Godqueen Velvet ever be free of this inane noise?

Knock knock? Who's there? It's the Ice King with his new princess fiancée! Oh, happy day. But not if Finn and Jake can't throw the IK one wing-ding of a shindig for his bachelor party. Meanwhile, Mahadopus laments how much time has passed since last the caloric castle of the Candy Kingdom last graced the screen, and Rosecat makes the argument that Scream changed everything. Plus! Are the Moseys se...

How much fear can a person hold in their guts? Let’s find out with poots, submarines, and concussions! Finn and Jake explore Ooo’s vast ocean from underneath. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Royal Empress Godqueen Velvet tries to save the audience from the machinations of another Rosecat monologue. But, will her thirsty clicks be heard over the sad sound of Mahadopus talking about his childhood?

It's time for pies and pranks! Jake throws a bag of butter, so now Finnn has to throw never ending pies forever; guess he'd better make a robot. Back on Earth, Mahadopus has a sore throat, but podcasts on bravely. Also, did Rosecat actually learn anything at college? Because she sure can't keep her quotes straight.

Is that frog ever gonna put on the tiny crown? Doesn't matter; we've moved on! Jake loses his powers, which sends our boys on a mission to find some magic mud. Meanwhile, in the studio, Empress Queen Velvet once again interrupts the broadcast, but will her royal demands for snacks be met? Or will Mahadopus and Rosecat continue to debate mermaid etymology unabated?!

What time is it? Time for Finn and Jake to journey to the City of THIEVES(!). Who knows what mysteries await there: Magic? Boots? Theft? Probably theft. Back on Earth, Mahadopus can't get a joke in edgewise, because Rosecat has a new favorite bit. 

What time is it? Doesen't matter, Finn and Jake got vampires! Just one vampire; Marceline the Vampire Queen. Wherever will our intrepid adventurers go when unhomed from their beloved Treehouse? Meanwhile, back in the studio, Mahadopus grossly underreacts to an episode he has been querying about for weeks! While Rosecat debates the aesthetics of various vampire classes. Hmmm, big thoughts today...

What's this? Free Magick Powers? Don't Finn and Jake know there's no such thing as a free wizard lunch!  Meanwhile, in the studio, Velvet, heroic and hairless Queen Piglet, saves the audience once again from Rosecat's pretentious poetry recitation and Mahadopous's pterodactyl ptangents. (That's a tangent, but with a pterodactyl.) 

How are the vikings suppose to roughhouse when the flies are all over the fish mama and the mountain won't stop crying? Finn and Jake confront another everyday Ooo situation. Which leads Mahadopus and Rosecat to wonder; what does it mean to be a hero? 

Today our adventurers learn a valuable life lesson; Oh Jealousy! You ugly emotion. Meanwhile, Rosecat and Mahadopus wonder; what's with all the uptight animals wearing clothes? And, what's that clunking noise in the corner? It's Velvet Queen Pig! 

It's time to hit the beach for a treasure hunt! Finn and Jake pack their flame throwers, only to uncover more than just dosh. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Mahadopus and Rosecat can't remember the name of the episode.