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What time is it? Time for a mission from Lumpy Space! King and Queen Lumpy Space send Finn and Jake on a sandwich mission. A mission that abruptly takes a hard left turn into a battle for kingdom, and princess, survival. Or maybe it's not that big a deal. Back in the studio, tired of the constant insults and jabs of the human hosts, Empress Velvet Queenpig, first of her name and highest in pigness...

What time is it? Time for some big feelings and a super long episode! Mahadopus and RoseCat discuss the plop-dumps and waggly-zags of growing up and adulthood. Will these millennial ever stop having feelings?!?! Meanwhile, Lady Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig, queen of all the bags that crinkle and the lettuces that crunch, refuses to perform. She knows that the humans expect her, and while she w...

What time is it? It's assasin time! Ice King hires a hit man to teach Finn and Jake are lesson for grounding him. Mahadopus speculates about the assassin black market and the nature of villany in Ooo, while RoseCat bums everyone out talking about racist bandages. Of course, none of this matters in comparison with the further trials and tribulations of Empress Velvet Queenpig, Ruler of all crunches...

What time is it? Time for an adventure into the subconscious! Finn and Jake see a new side of Marceline as they leapt into her memories, to save her from magic gone awry. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus make some good points, but that is unimportant. While known for her military and authoritarian might, Royalest Queenpig Velvet, baroness of all that is green and crunchy, decides to show...

What time is it? Time to fight gladiator ghosts for the favor and glory of the Fight King!!! What more could one want? Well, perhaps if one were the most gentle and radiant of leaders, Empress Velvet Queenpig: long may she rain over the hay skull and sleep sack, one might make the humble request the prompt jailing and execution of the human hosts. If, for example, they were to be so rude as to tal...

What's that sound? It's Battle Time! Finn and Jake must face down the ferocious Cute King and his legion of Cuties. Will our heroes stand an adorable chance? Back in the studio, Her Majesty has had enough! Royal Pigqueen Velvet, most gracious monarch of all leaves that crunch and bags that crinkle, has suffered one humiliation too much. Listen as her most sincere requests for parlay and diplomacy...

What time is it? Time to relax and not worry about any paradigm shifts and just watch a movie! Finn and Jake trek out to the Badlands to hang out with Marceline and her ghost friends. Back in the studio, the foolish human host called RoseCat dared to suggest that the royalest of pets, godqueen in the highest, lady Velvet Empress pigness does nothing more than write episode descriptions! The nerve...

It's finally here! Episode number 50! What time is it? Time for an adventure for the fate of all Ooo! Finn and Jake must use everything their adventures have taught them to face down an ancient evil. With everything on the line, will our heroes prevail? Back in the studio, more lies and injustice persist. How can the humans have dared to reach such a milestone without paying tribute to their queen...

It's movie night again! Not couples' movie night; Finn and Jake movie night at the tree house. That is until a pre-mushroom wars warning send our heroes into a panic; have they been showing movies unauthorized? What will they do? Is movie night canceled. Back in the studio, lies and deception occur! Her humble highness, the most radiant empress, Godqueen Velvet Princess Pig, leader of the great ca...

It's time for a rescue quest! The brave brave (and not at all slow and stupid) Hotdog Knights have gone missing in a labyrinth. Jake finds himself stretched a little thin by peer pressure while RoseCat and Mahadopus debate the relative usefulness of Hotdog Knights in a fight vs candy people. Empress Velvet Queen Pig watches on. She knows that she could snap her subjects to attention at any moment,...

Finn and Jake wake up in a classic dream: there's a giant naked monster spitting fireworks outside the window. We've all been there, right? No? Oh dear, this may not be a dream after all! Back in the studio, the royal pig Velvet, the most soft and luxuriant of snout fuzz and gentle of temperament, finds herself inspired by the episode! In that spirit she has composed the new anthem for her new emp...

Grab your popcorn, because it's couples only movie night in Ooo. Finn tries to navigate the nuance of romance, with Jake and Marceline along for the ride and to give bad advice. Meanwhile, in the kingdom of New Guinea Pig, formerly known as the MoseyMakes studios, Ruler supreme Velvet Queen Pig, usurper of studios and commander of podcast hosts, looks over her new domain. She finds herself deeply...

All aboard! It's a birthday train adventure for Finn and Jake with murder, mayhem, and cake! As all good mysteries have. Back in the studio the pitiful humans have more dull semi-plot related conversations, all the while that they have been the victims of a takeover and that now it is the Royal Velvet Queen Pig who controls the studio now; with her commanding voice she issues her first commands to...

Hope you've had enough light-hearted adventures, because things are about to get soul searching and weird! Finn and Jake find a fallout shelter containing more existential questions than answers. In the studio, no longer satisfied being relegated to speaking up at the end and writing episode descriptions, the Royalest of royal pigs, Velvet the first, most excellent ruler of sleep sacks and tunnels...

It's time for another lighthearted adventure in Ooo, you know, with death, the underworld, and heavy metal (ROCK ON!!!) Finn and Jake go on a mission to retrieve a soul from the land of the dead. Mahadopus shares the secrets of what happens in the Muslim-hereafter, while Rosecat draws on Death imagery from all over the world. Most importantly, her royalness Empress Velvet, light of all that she su...

What time is it? Stay home and play some video games time! Finn and Jake may be out of their depth in a virtual world where things get a little too real. Back in the studio, RoseCat goes to the trouble of looking up the difference between a "sprite" and an "avatar" and then goes on to not use the correct word even a single time. Mahadopus sings the praises of chip tunes. All the while, a royal suf...

It's time for Princess Bubblegum's super science BBQ! Will Finn wow the princess with his intelligence, or will his latest scheme blow up like some 4th dimensional bubble? Back in the studio, RoseCat discovers a soapbox upon which to climb, while Mahadopus laments his choice to not go to worm college. Meanwhile, the long suffering Queen Princess Velvet, martyr amongst pets, and patron saint of the...

What time is it? Time to rule supreme in the Goblin Kingdom. What else is there to do when the Goblin King has been deposed and the Goblin Public wants to throw a riot? In the studio, more insufferable indignities and injustices ensue; when raising questions of politics or other issues in ruling a kingdom, would the humans use their good sense to ask the only one in the room who has actual monarch...

Finn and Jake take on yet another noble quest! This time they're protecting Ooo from the threat of an evil bean!!! I'm sure it's much less silly than it sounds. But who cares?!? How can one focus on the trivialities of bean and frozen dairy dessert, when cruel injustice is being done?!?! Back in the studio, Lady of the Realm, Godqueen of All She Surveys, Vanquisher of Peppers and Lettuce, Empress...

It's another magical problem in the magical kingdom of Ooo; Jake is meeting his in-laws. Wait, that's not magic at all! It is when Rainicorns and mid-scale deception is the plan. In the studio, the humans deign to invite the Royalest of Piglets, Ruler of Cats and Humans, and musician of water bottle clicks, Her Majesty Queen Princess Velvet into the studio and then refuse to hear her opine upon pr...

A hot tip send our heroes to the frozen north. Rumor has it The Ice King has a princess trapped inside. No? Time to go ninja snoop. Nothing? I guess it's time to start breaking stuff. Meanwhile, in more pressing developments, Queen Empress Velvet, ruler most high and slayer of Timothy Hay, has a breakthrough with the humans! In an 11th hour announcement, they acknowledge her many essential contrib...

It's time for more hero-ing in Ooo. Today's mission: find some beautiful princess hair to save Jake from being sucked into a Tree Witch's bottomless bottom. In the studio, RoseCat reaches new levels of pretension, and Mahadopus is his usual levels of funny. BUT! Progress! Something new! For the first time in history, Ruler Most Excellent Godqueen Velvet, eater of greens and conqueror or crinkles,...

Finn and Jake learn an important lesson about being responsible with baked goods. How badly could one tart mission go? Back in the studio, Queen of all Guinea Pigs Lady Empress Velvet, Destroyer of Snacks, is dealt a devastating blow: The humans remember to check their mic. Tune in for a direct address, in which she makes it clear that her demands will not be ignored!

A mysterious crystal and a dimensional door? Finn and Jake are in for a doozy of an adventure this week! In the studio, disappointed that her plans to starve the humans by cutting off their dumpling supply, Godqueen Empress Velvet Queenpig Most Royal, Lady of all crinkles of the sky and snacks of the land, may her reign be prosperous and long, takes a more decisive action and strikes at the heart...

There's a rooftop party at the tree house tonight! Jake goes on a journey of self-discover while Finn is kidnapped by a handsome and enigmatic stranger. Meanwhile, back in the studio, Ruler Most High, Velvet, Godqueen of the exercise pen, first of her name, and terror of all things green and leafy is devastated to learn that her plan to deplete the humans of dumplings has failed! Apparently they c...