COMBS CREW

In this episode of Combs Crew, we watched 2009's "Dark House," which is one of a thousand movies named "Dark House." This was great!! We got tons of Combs, and the movie was actually fun to watch! It's a Halloween miracle! Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know in the comments!

For episode 53 of Combs Crew, we watched 2005's SHARKMAN, aka HAMMERHEAD: SHARK FRENZY. This was a SyFy Original and really feels like it! It's basically what you'd expect, except with lots and lots of Jeffrey Combs (and forced impregnation). Have you seen SharkMan? What did you think? Let us know in the comments!

For episode 52 of COMBS CREW, we watched 1995's (or 1996's?...) "The Digital Prophet," also known as "Cyberstalker!" This movie follows a woman named "Newman" who is driven mad by a comic known as "Cyberthoughts" (drawn by Jeffrey Combs's character) and goes on a killing spree in hopes of merging with a mysterious computer god known as "M...

For episode 51, we watched "Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls," which may be the movie with the longest title in history!! This film is blessed to feature both Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton! We get a lot of Combs, but we also get a lot of Onyx, the main character, who came to fame through a series of viral Youtube videos. Have you seen this? What did you think? Let us kn...

Happy holidays! For episode 50, we watched Elf-Man, a Christmas film where Jeffrey Combs plays a bandit named Mickey. It's part "Home Alone," part... other stuff. Jeffrey Combs gets tons of screentime, which is the best Christmas present we could have hoped for. The film also stars Jason Acuña, a.k.a. "Wee Man" from "Jackass!"

In our first ever DOUBLE EPISODE, we talk about Jeffrey Combs's first film, "HONKY TONK FREEWAY," a weird-as-hell comedy that also happens to be one of the biggest box office bombs of all time, and "CELLAR DWELLER," a horror film from around eight years later. We decided to do both movies because Jeff has 30 seconds of screentime in the first and five minutes in the second...

For episode 48 of "Combs Crew," we watched the amazing "Time Tracers," one of the most incomprehensible movies we've seen so far. Jeffrey Combs plays a scientist who helps a group of characters go to the past in search of a "DINO MAN." Coincidentally, this movie uses the same old dinosaur footage as a previous film, "The Phantom Empire!" This movie was...

For this episode of Combs Crew, we watched 1998's "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer," the pretty bad sequel to "I Know What You Did Last Summer." The film's title makes no sense, but then again, neither does the film's plot! Jeffrey Combs plays the snippy manager of a resort hotel in the Bahamas, where the film takes place for some reason. Have you seen this...

In Episode 46 of "Combs Crew," we complain about MOTIVATIONAL GROWTH, which is celebrating its 10th anniversary this year! Okay! This movie has a lot of ideas, but in our personal opinion, we don't think it executed on those ideas very well. Warning: if you really love this movie, consider skipping this episode of Combs Crew, because we don't have a ton of nice things to say ab...

In this episode, we watched 1991's "Death Falls," a film about an old man who needs PANTS! Where are his PANTS? He steals some PANTS from another man, who then has no PANTS. Jeffrey Combs stars as Lonnie Hawk, a man who screams a lot. It's a great movie! Have you seen it? Let us know in the comments!

In episode 44 of COMBS CREW, we watched "Dead Man Walking," a post-apocalyptic film where Combs and another guy walk, and sometimes drive, around a junkyard. It was pretty ok! Join us as we discuss the Combs's "Chaz," the amazing orange-haired villain Decker, and the tragic Pookie. Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know in the comments!

For this podcast episode, we watched an episode of "Jake and the Fatman," a largely-forgotten crime drama that ran from 1987 into the early nineties. Jeffrey Combs plays a one-off villain named "Alan Shuba," who uses his majestic beard in order to break out of prison. It was a pretty good episode of television! Join us as we discuss this episode!

For this episode of Combs Crew, we watched 100,000,000 episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, starting with the season 4 finale (when the Federation loses DS9 to the Dominion) and continuing until halfway through season 5 (when the Federation wins it back). It's a really great string of episodes, maybe the best in the whole show, with tons of Dukat, Rom, Odo, and of course, Weyoun!

For episode 41, we watched "THE LURKING FEAR," a weird and inept H.P. Lovecraft tale where Jeffrey Combs plays "Doc Haggis," an alcoholic doctor who teams up with a woman named Katherine... for some reason... to destroy one or more zombies, or monsters, or demons, or something. This one wasn't so hot, but it was such a confusing mess that it was almost entertaining as a re...

For our 40th episode, we watched "NECRONOMICON," a collection of three short stories where Jeffrey Combs plays H.P. Lovecraft with the help of some creepy facial prosthetics. It wasn't that bad, but it wasn't that great either! Have you seen NECRONOMICON? What did you think? Let us know in the comments!

For episode 39 we watched "ABOMINABLE," a 2006 horror film about a bigfoot that terrorizes a cabin full of women while the main character, a wheelchair-bound man, watches helplessly from next door. It was OK! Jeffrey Combs plays the owner of a gas station and has a great scene with Lance Hendriksen. Also, a number of Seinfeld guest-stars make an appearance. It wasn't the worst thing...

In this episode, we reluctantly discuss an episode of "SHE SPIES," a pretty bad exploitative spy show from the 2010s. Jeffrey Combs plays a mysterious jewel thief named Indigo, and they made some, uh, interesting choices with the character. Basically, this show sucked!! But Jeffrey Combs was entertaining, as always! Have you seen "SHE SPIES?" Why? What are your thoughts? Let us...

In this episode, we watched "Beethoven's Treasure Tail," the eighth (!!!) film in the "Beethoven" franchise. It was pretty terrible, except of course for Jeffrey Combs's character: a conman named Fritz Bruchschnauser with an incredible German accent and a handful of great costumes. Beethoven does practically nothing, the main character does nothing, but boy oh boy doe...

In this very special episode, we spend 70 minutes discussing a 6-minute simulator ride called "ALIENS: Ride at the Speed of Fright." This short-lived ride (directed by Stuart Gordon!) stars Jeffrey Combs as "Hyer," a sniveling coward who mirrors Bill Paxton's character from the movie "Aliens." We had a fun time discussing this one! Have you seen it? What do you t...

In this episode, we talk about ROBOT JOX (1989), a post-apocalyptic mech film which isn't bad... except for the lack of Combs! Jeffrey Combs only appears for around 1 minute of screen time, which puts a serious damper on our enjoyment of the film. However, we still had fun watching this one... how can you NOT have fun watching mechs duke it out? Have you seen ROBOT JOX? What did you think? Wh...

In this episode, we watched an episode of the 2002 reboot of "The Twilight Zone," a show none of us knew existed, starring Jeffrey Combs as a hypochondriac who accidentally destroys the planet. This is a funny show... very 00s, with a strangely intense heavy metal intro and Forest Whitaker (!!!) as the host. Have you see this show? What did you think? Let us know in the comments! And for...

For episode 33 we watched "LOVE AND A .45," a stylish, weird, fun, yet kinda lackluster dramedy from 1994. Jeffrey Combs plays "DINOSAUR BOB," a besuited Texas assassin who likes speed, dancing, bug guns, and tattoo artistry. We had fun watching this one! We also spend a lot of time listing off things that were popular in 1994. Have you seen "Love and a .45?" What wer...

On this episode of Combs Crew, we checked out "Where Pleasant Fountains Lie," from season 2 of "Star Trek: Lower Decks." The reason we checked this out, of course, is because Jeffrey Combs guest-stars as "Lord Agimus," a scheming, tiny evil computer. None of us have really seen Lower Decks before, but we had a lot of fun! It's a funny episode and we (surprisingly...

In this episode of CRAMPTON CREW, we watched a short called "Paisley," in which Barbara plays a wealthy Los Angeles widow named Mrs. Morrow. Her simple world is turned upside-down when a meteor lands in her pool and a killer Furby emerges. It's probably symbolism for something! "Paisley" is short and sweet, with tons of character. If you haven't seen it, check it out...

For our THIRTIETH episode, we watched the THIRD Re-Animator film: "Beyond Re-Animator," from 2003. It was... okay! Not as depressing as we thought it might be, with a second half that gets genuinely fun and exciting! It's a little sad to finish off the "Re-Animator" series... No more West for us! What should we watch next? Let us know in the comments!