Cole and Noah are Friends

What is your ideal Batman? Who plays your ideal Spider-man? If you could build a movie-perfect version of each, how would you do it? Noah and Cole tackle these, and other questions on this weeks podcast!

In a festive, post thanksgiving themed episode, Cole and Noah talk about Arcane, WWE, and try some old and possibly dangerous smelling salts for the fun of it, all while reminding you to get your bean numbers up and look forward to a new pizza emporium coming your way.

Cole betrays Noah with his opinions about malls, and exposes Noah's "love" for thinking. New things are ranked, retired, and re-explored!

Noah and Cole jump right into the next round of rankings, while exploring Noah's mall trauma, and that time Kylee got someone kicked out of a wedding.

Cole and Noah take a play from the internet and rank more than a handful of unrelated items, while Noah shares about dry turkey, and Cole admires the leaves.

Happy Halloween! Cole and Noah share some of their favorite Halloween things, reflect on Youtube engagement, and hide a little easter egg at the end for the Batman fans.

True to form, Cole and Noah try to recount everything they already said in an episode no one will ever get to listen to. Welcome to this season's recount of the lost episode, loaded with penguins, Tesla robots, and teasing a potentially controversial way to cure pink eye.

Big deo, big dot, and big chlorine are all exposed for what they truly are. Meanwhile, Cole is scheduled for an operation and Noah shows off his long hair.

A year has passed, the hair is longer, the jobs have changed, but Cole and Noah are back in the recording studio. Not only are they still friends, but now they are friends with cameras (coming soon).

Cole publicly announces he is running for his local school board, and Noah discover he is the next iteration of the one and only Dave Collins.  OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

It took two whole months but Cole and Noah are finally back! Tears are cried, movies are rated, and grammar is put under the microscope. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

SPOILERS for Across the Spiderverse, and technically also for Guardians of the Galaxy 3. But if you haven't watched that already, what are you even doing? OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

Welcome back everyone! For warning, if you haven't seen Across the Spiderverse, THIS IS YOUR SPOILER WARNING! There are minor spoilers here but will be major ones in the next episode. So stop what you're doing and go see that dang masterpiece already! Or go watch Transformers... if you're into that sorta thing... OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT!...

Sit down, strap in, and listen to Cole and Noah talk about all things Spider-Man, Video Games and of course, Jesus!  OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

After praying for weeks on end, (carefully) decide whether or not to get a tattoo of "Howdy" on your body and join the Howdy Gang. Embrace your FOMO and get one today! OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

Welcome to the latest True Crime podcast sweeping the nation, where Cole and Noah solve zero crimes, debate about barrows, barrels, and heat lightning, and Tik Tok strings together better Star Wars titles than Disney. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

Welcome back to your regular schedule programming. Today's episode is sponsored by Christian Cold Cuts "Give your life to Christ and get some meat on those thighs". Enjoy Cole's spectacular theories on Star Wars, Noah's obsession for... well anything Batman. Just what the heck is a BBY? And finally, THE BEAN HOTLINE! More info below :) OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-095...

You ever see a squirrel wrack up some cash to buy a new lawn mower? Turns out that Thanos could've been my math teacher if Tobey just set that firework off at 180 degrees south and ate a donut. The color green sure is peachy and I sure would like to have had a coke for the second round of darts. Amazon Prime is having a special and lately I just can't find Gym. Wher on Earf ded hE putt d...

Today we are calling on all of our listeners. The United States is in a crisis. This has nothing to do with politics nor how redneck you claim to be. But our bean intake per person is at an all-time low. People are suffering from low-bean intake syndrome, and it's up to you... Cole and Noah's friends... to help fight this against this madness. To help, go to your local Chipotle and order...

Even though this episode has nothing to do with The Mostest Oreos anymore, and they still aren't our sponsor, go get yourself a big ole thing of those suckers and enjoy the episode! OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

In our very special 2 part event, join Cole, Noah, and our guest Christian, on an adventure full of stories, laughs, nerding out, and most importantly The MOST Oreos. Grab them as a snack and hang on tight. Or frame them in your house, because they really are that special.  OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

Hey everyone! Welcome back! We hope you enjoyed our kickoff to season 2 last week! Now it's time to dive back into your usual programming. Batman, Marvel, Star Wars, all of your favorite things to nerd out about. Grab a curderburger, sit back, relax and enjoy the randomness! OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)

Baby they're back! Mostly rested and ready to kick off season 2, Cole and Noah leverage your Instagram responses and the thoughtful insights of Chat GPT to bring you fresh takes and new topics. Enjoy a bit of everything this week as they laugh about mormons, beans, Tupac, and spaghetti. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a...

Every season has it's end, and what an ending this is! As always, Cole and Noah come to the microphones with the plan of planning nothing, but saying everything, but this time, they've got company. Prepare yourself for a clearly impromptu session involving such exhilarating topics as, An Army of Gokus, The Litany of Home Alone Films, Forgetting the Titans, The World Cup, and Drax's...

Everyone loves jokes. Just not dark jokes. Right? It's a good thing that those aren't present! Kinda, sorta, maybe. Either way you'll have a laugh, and that's as good enough currency as Steven Bleeps! Sit back, relax, and nobody will get offended. (No dark joke is currently implemented; we just joke around in the description)  Does anyone actually read these things? Like for re...