Cold Hands Warm Hearts

Comedy EN ↓ 205 episodes

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss all sorts of nonsense in this freeform, conversational podcast.

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Cold Hands Warm Hearts

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CHWH CLASSIC: First Class Marsupial 28.05.2025 58:40

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, airplane pajamas, how chewing grape nuts is good for you, HB and Crindy's anniversary celebration and train track jugglers..... It's summer on a plate.

Come Get Your Musty Uncle... He's Skibidi 21.05.2025 59:24

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the hallowed music of Vitamin C and it's misappropriation by fifth grade graduations, the brutal history of chimney sweeps and the importance of having your own self-care station.

I Fear No Terrapin 14.05.2025 57:57

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, pop star fanbase nicknames, rogue snapping turtles and basketball playing ghost movies.

Wooing Crosstown Gals By Whacking Moles and Winning Prizes 07.05.2025 59:32

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, which body of water is best, scantrons and wooing amusement park gals with your whack a mole skills.

Look At The Rizz On That Retainer 30.04.2025 57:22

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, sharing a bathroom with Jennifer Love Hewitt, orthodontia as a fashion statement and that one time a drifter charlatan came to town, took everyone's money, promised to put on a production of Alice in Wonderland and left under cover of night.

Burglars, Oglers and Fitness Enthusiasts - Oh My! 23.04.2025 47:52

Siblings Ashely Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Chet Hanks, (more) pork talk and jiu jitsu food truck parties.

This Pork Has Notes of Antiquated Gender Roles 16.04.2025 1:00:08

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, pork (for way too long), kitchen slip and falls (Brandon this time), fitness and Katy Perry and Gayle King's trip to space in Jeff Bezos' rocket ship.

A.B.S. Always Be Skitchin' 09.04.2025 47:24

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, poutine, car trouble updates, skitchin, Ashley's four year docuseries journey (that she completed in a weekend), pouf purchases and broke boi summer.

I Don't Have the Heart to Tell Her... He's Fresh From the Taxidermist. 02.04.2025 59:02

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, car trouble, dog trouble, urn thievery , track auditions and the arrival of Apollo just in time for Spring.

Consult the Origami 26.03.2025 46:55

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Bradford Pear trees, air conditioning protests and they might start a Saved By the Bell Segment.

Rickrollin' at the Cobbler Station 19.03.2025 57:55

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, cake walks, kissing booths and VH1.

My Liturgical Slidewhistle 12.03.2025 58:13

Siblings Ashely Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life embarrassing interactions at Pho establishments, salmon and Ashley gets Liturgical.

Cleveland and Colonoscopies 05.03.2025 58:37

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Colonoscopies, Cleveland, skylights and standalone toilet bowls.

Bachelor 4 Real: Welcome Home, I Guess 26.02.2025 39:31

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, couples colonoscopies, Rom Com Mount Rushmore and the terribleness of contact lenses.

They May Take Our Hats and Backpacks, But They'll Never Take Our Freedom 19.02.2025 57:20

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, snow. days, monster truck rallies, Ashley's recent fender bender and Brandon's (unsuccessful) attempt at leading a revolution in the nineties.

I Didn’t Have Time To Get Snacks Because I Was In The Hot Tub With Your Husband 12.02.2025 39:41

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the Super Bowl, Brandon’s well-researched thoughts on Wicked and balloon arch vandalism.

Welcome to the Flu Lagoon 05.02.2025 58:18

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, croissants, cotillions, Grammy fashion and Brandon's soup eating sleep paralysis demon, Troy.

It's 2025 And All Is Well Because Ashley Kept Her Cake Fork 29.01.2025 58:18

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, wedding dancing debacles, crab legs (and other difficult to eat foods) and watching Oklahoma Sunsets with a honey ham.

Buttcut Alumnus 22.01.2025 57:57

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, teen haircuts, political comings and goings, broker garbage disposals and they have some sound quality struggles..... SORRRYYYYYYY.

Mum's In The Bog 15.01.2025 57:44

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, snow stuff, art, more Dennis Quaid, and the bubonic plague.

We Wish You a Merry Blisters 08.01.2025 58:13

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas blisters, Zack Attack, Ashley's trip to Mexico and Brandon's trip to Medieval Times.

CHWH CLASSIC (term used VERY loosely): I Would Love an Emotional Support Horse 01.01.2025 58:55

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life.... And are lazy and unavailable, so they are re-releasing a review of a Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie..... Sorry.... And you're welcome.

A Bull Named Prosciutto Bucked Me Right Off 25.12.2024 59:26

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, dinner with Dennis Quaid, the Kansas City Chiefs, Rufio and Aaron Samuels.... They also review the Lohan holiday classic "Our Little Secret"

I'm a Whirling Dervish of Holiday Angst 18.12.2024 58:26

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Hot Frosty, Not Lindsay Lohan, Hot Frosty, children barfing during choir performances, Ravioli and Hot Frosty.

Persona Non Grata at the Cantata 11.12.2024 57:45

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Grandpa Joe (again probably), coffee makers, Sabrina Carpenter and Gary Busey..... Skibidi Toilet.