Cold Cuts

Episode 30 of Cold Cuts Beetle crushing the skulls of his haters, scandalous feet pics, Carmelita Fox's nips, and viewer mail designed to turn Beetle into a furry. It's an extra spooky, extra crispy episode for the ages. Write to us at beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 29 of Cold Cuts Brie's feet, hating so hard we do math, and a crispy Pokemon battle. It's the most (toe)  jam packed episode yet, honkies. Write in, or send us picture of busty red headed hung babes - beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 28 of Cold Cuts Making peace between Jews and Black Israelite's worldwide through the  power of Bugs Bunny's ass. We also talk about old flash animations and  things we use to jack it to. It's powerful and crispy all at once. Shoot us questions at beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com, and check out the video version of episodes at Youtube.com/coldcutspod

Episode 27 of Cold Cuts Stomping Koopa Troopas as we talk the Super Mario Bros. movie, American  Psycho, questionable painting methods, and viewer questions. Letsa go, honkies. Find us at Youtube.com/ColdCutsPod for video versions of the episodes.

Episode 26 of Cold Cuts High IQ big brain, and friend of the pod, Haus of Decline is back! We're  talkin' conspiracy theories, masculinity, South Park, and much more.  The boys are back in town, baby. Email us a question at beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 25 of Cold Cuts Lizzo's magic flute, edgy comedy, moral quandaries, and embarrassing  moments. It's everything you could ever have hoped for, honkies. Check us out at Youtube.com/ColdCutsPod to see the video version of any episode.

Episode 24 of Cold Cuts We're playing a little Super Punch Out while we run some tests with OBS, talk about bullies, cringe movies/video games, and the worst times we've ever been sick. Watch us mop the floor with Gabby Jay and get our heads cracked open like a watermelon by Super Macho Man.  Watch the video on Youtube.com/ColdCutsPod

Episode 23 of Cold Cuts 1K SPECIAL BAYBEEEEEE WE MADE IT! Vaush is back and we're all getting white girl wasted as we talk about the Canadian wood shop teacher,  Twitch streamer drama, and r/atheism. It's a banger and a half, boys.  Watch the video version on Youtube.com/coldcutspod

Episode 22 of Cold Cuts We pour ourselves a little drinky-poo, read fan mail, do a little  Charlie Kaufmen hating, and discus the origins of the Yolo dog as well  as the newly formed 'Popeyes' scandal Beetle Moses has created with a  friend of the podcast. Some are calling it, 'the best episode yet'. Watch the video version on Youtube.com/coldcutspod

Episode 21 of Cold Cuts Motley crew ass Pokemon teams, Trans chicks, Disney adults, and funny talking Europeans. It's all killer, no filler, honkies. send us questions and pictures of thicc, hung babes - beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 20 of Cold Cuts --- Chock full of youthful tales, thick anime chicks, Rouge the Bat's feet, and questions from our attractive fan base. It's an absolute BANGER of an episode.  

Episode 19 of Cold Cuts -- The Thought Cops, Kevin and Grant, join us to take a bite out of crime,  and the ogre version of Fiona’s ass. Hentai, radical centrism, Chinese Elon Musk…it truly is a conversation for high IQ individuals.

Episode 18 of Cold Cuts --- The boys are back, baby! What REALLY happened at the second Def Noodles  Roast Battle, Kiwi Farm vs. Keffals, and ectoplasmic celery juice. It's the episode historians will deem 'way more important than Obama ever was'.

Episode 17 of Cold Cuts Comedian and ex-husband of Brie Larson, Donavan 'Cripp Daddy', joins us to talk about Brie's feet, cartoon lesbians, the Keffals situation, and more. It's a doozy of an episode, honkies.

Episode 15 of Cold Cuts Our #1 sweetie boi and unofficial third leg of the podcast, Haus of  Decline, is back to talk Filipinos, Creed, Breadpanes, cartoon lesbians, and the Frank Sinatra karaoke killings. It's a party, and you're invited, honkey.

Episode 15 of Cold Cuts Roast Host and cat ear enthusiast, Def Noodles, joins us as we talk  about internet comedy, his Super Roast Battle event, and its future. Def also reads roasts we've written about each other willingly, and definitely not at gunpoint. Need us to mediate your divorce or have a question? Email us - beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com Find us on Youtube - youtube.com/coldcutspod

Episode 14 of Cold Cuts Probing the mind of Brooke Elliot about comedy, creeps cringe, and how chick comedians are able to tell jokes without their breasts getting in the way. Need us to mediate your divorce or have a question? Email us - beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 13 of Cold Cuts Beanie'd up and ready to talk bussy, The Beatles, chicken tenders, Yoko Ono, and OnlyFans.

Episode 12 of Cold Cuts Super communist and legendary horse breeder, Vaush, joins us as we talk doodles, politics, grindr, and more. He also tries to make us join his polycule. Find us on Youtube to see audio + video!  Youtube.com/coldcutspod

Episode 11 of Cold Cuts  Visionary 7 year old, Turkey Tom, joins us to talk about the recent H3  fat kerfuffle, the life of a content creator, and much much more.

Episode 10 of Cold Cuts We're joined by legendary Hollywood actor and friend of the pod, Beau Scheier, to talk about hung Bronx women, riveting acting tales, Dimes Square, and gay friends.

Episode 9 of Cold Cuts What do Eric Roberts, Dino Comics, StoneToss, and viewer questions all  have in common? Nothing, but we're still going to talk about them on  today's episode, honkies. Email us questions (or feet pics) and we'll answer them next episode - beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 8 of Cold Cuts Helicoprions, funny accents, college stories, viewer questions, and a whole lotta animal autism. It's here, it's queer, and it's episode eight bay beeeeeeee! Email us questions (or feet pics) and we'll answer them next episode  beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 7 of Cold Cuts We’re joined by the Daphster as we talk birthdays, webcomics, fruity Europeans, and more! Email us a question and we'll answer it next episode - beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com

Episode 6 of Cold Cuts The penis wizard himself, Haus of Decline, joins us as he wildly and vehemently details his plans for revenge against his haters. Email us a question and we'll answer it next episode - beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com