Cold Cuts

Everyone's talking about the beef, so we are too, baby.

The boys are back and brown for a duo episode bay beeeeeee. We're catching up and also talking about an animation we created that may have inspired a cut away gag on Family Guy.

Mr. Music Man himself, FrankJavCee is back baby! We're talking movies, music, and more as we witness our beautiful boy struggle with his broken microphone.

Renowned Twitter Commie and creator of the term Goblin Mode, Juniper, joins us at the Deli for a little chit chat.

Haus of Decline is back with some exciting news!

The Thylacine... a creature made extinct by the cruelty of humanity... or merely the world's most illusive marsupial? Your favorite dino man, Trey the Explainer, is here and we're getting to the bottom of it. We also talk about how fresh Alien Prometheus is. It's a match made in heaven. Join the Discord and watch bonus episodes, bb https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts

The man, the myth, the legend... Toothy BJ is joining us and we're all about to make it stinky, baby. Join us on the Patreon for the monster hog uncut 3 hour episode https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

The first 30 minutes of the critically acclaimed Cold Cuts Dune 2 Review. (SPOILERS for DUNE 2 in the episode, obviously) watch the full two hours on patreon.com/coldcuts

We're announcing the Rob Liefeld trading card winners and talking about the Miami art scene, mustaches, Midna, Beetle's art class story, and some insanely powerful balding discourse. It's a doozy. Winners, email us at beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com and check out the Patreon for bonus episodes and to see part two of this episode

We're talking about the extremely Reddit Stanford Prison Experiment hoax, age gaps, MILF hunting, and Beetle goes on a crispy Twitter rant.

We're doing a Rob Liefeld Prophet trading card give away, plus talking about spiderman racism, the Trixie Matel story, people who use big words, Funko Pops, Skank Miller, Pokey Mans, a live PSA card grading, and more bay beeeee.

The first 35 minutes of the episode. Waiter, waiter, more twinks please! Haus is back looking both slender and tender as we discus Master and Commander, Mr. Mime sufferage, eating a lopunny, sub fan fics, German man eaters, Jeff Teirdrich's powerful loins, solve the stem cell debate, and Harris tries tell us he's reading Blood Meridian for the badillionth time. Strap on and strap in. Watch...

We're back and we're talkin' Richard Nixon and Shel Silverstein, baby.

A snippet from the episode! We're talking fashion and food, baby.

Did you think your two gay Dads had abandoned you? We're back and discussing the rich history of Yakub and how it's possible he actually existed. Then we start hating. Join the Discord and check out da bonus episodes baby! https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Yolo comes up with a comic idea, as Beetle recalls his exciting encounter with the tow truck company.

S2EP24 The first 30 minutes, baby! Beetle and Vaush have high IQ discussions about society and raw denim, as Yolo gets progressively drunker and does his best to ruin everything. Many are calling it, 'the best episode of all time'. Watch the full uncensored episode https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

S2EP21 The first thirty minutes of two legendary film minds coming face to face for the first time ever. Hold on to your holes, cause it's a party. Join the crew and listen to the full three hour episode, plus 100+ hours of bonus content https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

S2E19 Vaush is back baby, and we're playing Minecraft. Come along as we milk his breasts for delicious content. 

S2E16 The first 45 minutes of an extremely powerful episode featuring our favorite Skinamatwunk, Kyle Edward Ball. We get a little insight into future projects, as well as peer into the brain of our favorite spooky creative. Check out the Patreon for the full episode + a bunch of great perks https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

A brief review of Challah bread, Pennsylvania, and the Cold Cuts nation.

S2E12 Come along with your two pals as we discus ghosts and weird bugs, while failing to catch a single fish.

Critics are calling it, 'like Skinamarink but kind of more gay'.

Cold Cuts S2E6 Haus is back baby! What else is there to say?