Cold Brew Got Me Like

Chris and Greg discuss the Daily Wire event hosted by Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium, and the phenomenon of people who don’t have any idea where food comes from offering crazy opinions about why it’s missing from the grocery store. THEN, Greg talks about exotic coolant and reads an action-packed obituary. PLUS: A ghost psychologist ( https://youtu.be/4DUd_vXrggg )!

Chris is extremely mad that Bezos has tricked the press into calling the upper atmosphere “space.” ALSO - Greg and Chris talk about love. PLUS: the world’s worst Halloween-themed answering machine messages ( https://youtu.be/rHOlj-s1fIM ) , and “Hinge” profiles.

Let them eat NFTs!!! Chris thinks the idea that Mark Zuckerberg froze his dad like Han Solo is the best joke ever! Greg doesn’t get to tell his beach story - again. PLUS: Werner Herzog on chicken hypnosis.

Greg talks about a “homeless Labrador” with a Cheeto jug on his head. Chris says he’s been mad ever since “Jesus took his hair.“ PLUS: terribly dressed ghost hunters assaulted by magic fog. Vids featured: https://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs , https://youtu.be/10wYIv0cyCU

On this episode Chris and Greg discuss the late, great Norm Macdonald, payphones, 1970s school bus drivers, and caffeinated men screaming incoherently into vacuum tubes. PLUS: The realization that everyone has their own 1993.

Greg is back! Chris and Greg discuss the biggest news story of the year so far: an Australian "Musk Duck" that is so horny it can say "you bloody fool." PLUS: 1970s "mood shirts" (like mood rings - but shirts), and Chris drinks an experimental coffee concentrate so strong it affects his speech.

Greg is on vacation! Chris watches an overconfident boomer review Eight O’ Clock Coffee. He says professional coffee-reviewer stuff like “it’s good!” and “I like it!” ALSO: Chris impersonates a YouTube coffee reviewer. PLUS: Eric speaks!

Chris does one of his favorite things: drink cold brew and speculate about the Merchant Marine. ALSO: Chris and Greg examine gender roles in 1970s Folgers coffee commercials.

Chris laments the state of the world for 20 minutes. THEN, Greg and Chris watch an unemployed Australian playwright impersonate a murderous 14 ft tall Yowie (Bigfoot). Also, Mark Zuckerberg is lonely as hell.

Chris and Greg discuss Tennessee anti-mask hysteria PLUS: Murder Salad? - “The Secret Life of Plants”

Chris talks about his doctor visit and describes his diet. Greg reads an article from the “Mansion” section of the Wall Street Journal. We find out what a “loggia” is. PLUS: Miracle Whip and Jimi Hendrix!

Some guy named Spurgeon drinks so much cold brew he almost eats a cardboard box. PLUS: Staples has a rock concert to announce its new font.

Chris thinks 19th century firehouses are the ultimate bachelor pads. ALSO: Northeastern flute rockabilly, and nostalgic boomer sex creeps.

Chris and Greg talk about Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Seacrest, Flea, Aziz Ansari, Bill Graham, Boz Scaggs and Radiohead. PLUS: Chris is super excited about recreational space travel for tax evaders!

Chris puts on German reading glasses and gives investment advice. Greg says he prefers serial killers that don’t slobber. PLUS: John DeLorean wanted young drivers to have V12 engines.

1980s wrestler Kevin Sullivan cold-brew conjures an injured football player. Also: the song "Hairdresser" is on Spotify

Chris forces Greg to watch a deranged man play an out-of-tune guitar until Greg can’t take it anymore. PLUS: Contaminated tuxedo protocol.

Chris wishes Jeff Bezos the best on his important space mission: Operation Boyhood Dream. Also, waterbeds and Plato's Retreat.

Chris and Greg discuss the evolution of professional bowling. Also: a man named Guppy Troup.

Chris and Greg talk about how you can't apply bootstrapping to obsolete technologies and *Cold Brew High Dive* part 2!!!

Chris and Greg talk pelicans, porn and blood thirsty carnival barkers masquerading as sports announcers. Also, why don't courtroom sketch artists draw MMA events

Motorcycle daredevil Super Joe Reed finds out he had 18 bones in his face - the hard way. Also: In 1978, %50 of US citizens were motorcycle daredevils.

Chris and Greg talk about Jim Morrison's alleged son, and how clean Jim Morrison must have been when he died. Also: EVP maniacs!!

Chris and Greg introduce the Power Directors to Canadian Stuntman, Ken Carter!! Also, a yogi in a plastic cube and Nova Scotia nightlife in the 1970s!

In this episode, Chris Crofton does what thou wilt, for that is the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley was a beatnik, and Niagara Falls daredevils are the OG Merry Pranksters.