Coffee With a Shot of Cynicism

Election anxiety? You're not alone! We're here for you, though. We're addressing the toxic environment that is Instagram and how it hinders mental health. There are real people behind the podcasts. We have REAL emotions. It's the final episode of season 3 and it's jam-packed with content - which is why certain scenes got deleted. The Gilmore Girls have an optimistic future ahead of them and are tr...

This episode is all about Jess - but it's not all roses and sunshine. We're still pulling back Jess' layers while also talking about what could have been with his very own show, Windward Circle. Graduation is imminent and Rory is stressed. You know what's not helping? Emily and Lorelai acting like children.

It's the first time that this show has made us sad! Rory, Jess and Lane are all going through some shit and we feel for them. Lorelai needs to rethink the way she sees the people in her life because it's starting to get on our nerves. Fran's dead and Jeffrey being happy is not even the worst thing about the way people are reacting.

This week's episode is all about Jess! Kidding! But are we, though? We're diving into Jess' character development and solving the mystery of why so many people in the fandom are Team Jess. Lorelai and her insignificant romances are being especially annoying and we're talking about yet another plot hole. Honestly, these inconsistencies are driving us insane!

We're back from our brief hiatus! We're discussing the completely chaotic week that is Lorelai Gilmore's 35 - or 36th? - birthday. We're tackling gender stereotypes in real life and in pop culture and imagining what life would have been like for Jess and Rory had things gone according to our fantasies. Need something to read during the second lockdown? Goodreads has nothing on us!

Rory's got a tough decision to make even though she's already made it, right? Jess makes Employee of the Month, but at what cost? The Gilmore Girls are getting the side-eye from Lindsey and Nicole sparking the jealous woman debate all over again. The inn catches fire while the Poes are in town and can we all finally agree that The Raven is a trash poem? Nevermore!

In this very special episode of the podcast, we got to chat with the amazing Samantha Grindell, reporter for Insider and author of the article "Gilmore Girls" has a problem with Rory's sex life. We're talking about Rory's sexuality and the message the show sends to young girls and women and so much more!

Chris Evans' salacious picture starts a conversation about women and how we need to do better by them. Luke and Lorelai are involved in off-screen romances until the reappearance of Max shakes things up. Sookie finds out she's pregnant which brings out the worst in Jackson and Rory is a good friend to Paris when she has her breakdown. Sorry Paris, love Harvard.

On this week's episode, we're FINALLY spilling the tea on Scotty P. Then, we're going on a quick 1 mile run to the Stars Hollow Arena - wherever the hell that is - to discuss Rory and Jess' communication issues and Kelly Bishop's incredible skills.

We're answering more questions from the audience! Burnout, Jason, books, and Meghan McCain are just some of the topics we touch upon. We're discussing the meeting between Jess and Emily and how it really must suck to have everyone constantly judging you. Trust is a key part of this episode and Rory really needs to work on trusting Jess. Sex? Teenagers thinking about sex? Teenagers HAVING sex? For...

We're answering some of you questions because we missed interacting with you. Jess or Luke, Dean or Christopher, Ben Platt or Chris Evans. All will be revealed. Our discussions on the flashbacks quickly turn into speculations about the future. Is it possible for an abortion storyline to exist in the Gilmore Girls world? We both agree that if anyone can make it happen, it's Amy Sherman-Palladino. R...

Ever heard of Cousin Oliver Syndrome? It pops up (maybe) in Gilmore Girls. Emily is being sued and literally NO ONE is surprised. Rory and Lane's friendship has us looking to the future while Paris blows up her own friendship. Charlie Swan makes an appearance, becoming the show's most forgettable boyfriend.

Oh, did you come here for Gilmore Girls content? Tough! Eleni's sharing an emotional story about her late father and how Yanic Truesdale played a part in one of her happiest memories. Jeffrey's taking issue with people thinking they're the center of the universe and putting words in his mouth. We also end up talking about episode 10 of season 3 and how much we hate Gran.

The Emmy nominations have everyone freaking out about some alleged snubs. Spoiler: they're not snubs. We said what we said. The Gilmore Girls have BIG Thanksgiving plans and Lorelai's attitude leaves us wanting to give her a BIG smack. Kirk's got a cat and Little Edie makes her debut.

True to our word, Eleni is sharing the FRIENDS moment that drives her nuts and we're calling on people to do and be better because you can't erase the past. Richard tricks his granddaughter into a meeting at Yale, Lorelai's true nature comes out, and the fallout from the Dance Marathon finally brings Jess and Rory together

It's the episode we've all been waiting for! Who's ready to dance! There's so much drama among the townsfolk and we're LIVING. Special shout-out and congratulations to Pericles Philippopoulos, PhD!

Need a new workout during quarantine? Don't worry, Eleni's got you. You'll have sculpted buns in no time! Speaking of buns, we're talking about Sherri and her bun in the oven. Lorelai and Rory party with the gang and end up decorating Jess' car in what might be the best display of their iconic relationship.

Did you know that wearing a mask can save your life and the lives of others? No? Well, now, you do! We don't wanna hear any more excuses or see any more bare faces! This week we're talking about how Emily and Mrs. Kim are twinning when it comes to parenting. Lane and Rory each throw a fit, but one is more valid than the other, and Lorelai is apologizing, but for once, she doesn't have to.

This week we're diving into the minds of Kirk, Emily, Dean and Christopher. We're still mad at Christopher, but what else is new? It's also the introduction of Dave Rygalski and Lane's new musical story line. The early 2000s are a weird time for pop culture and not even Queen Amy Sherman-Palladino is immune to misogyny. The Brady Bunch Variety Hour, 70s sitcoms, college applications, tuition fees,...

Oh, how we've missed you! Welcome back to an all-new season! Is season 3 the best Gilmore Girls season? Let's find out! This season premiere is what television dreams are made of. Still mystified about COVID and people's reactions? Us, too! Special public service announcement to everyone who doesn't like our content! Spoilers: you don't have to listen!

We're still not ready to release season 3 and we're continuing to social distance during these difficult times so here's another bonus episode for your listening pleasure! We're answering your questions, talking about Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist and trying to figure out what the fuck David Sutcliffe is talking about. Enjoy!

We're back! Did you miss us? It's not quite a season premiere but it's great content! We're discussing the coronavirus quarantine, answering your questions and talking about reactions to our Instagram posts. As always, arguments and hilarity ensure!

Take two! Because Eleni did an oops! we're discussing this episode for the second time! Lorelai's graduation, Rory's punishing herself, Jess is coming home, Luke's not communicating, Sookie's getting married, Christopher doesn't understand birth control and SO MUCH MORE in the podcast's final episode of the season!

How you guys doing? Everyone okay? Staying home? You should be! Coronavirus has us on edge. When we're done venting about this international anxiety attack, we're talking about the aftermath of the car accident. We're taking aim at rich people and early 2000s writers for feeding us problematic expectations about the men protecting women. Lane discovers her passion, Rory has a long overdue breakdow...

We're so conflicted with conflict! In honour of the Stars Hollow movie night in the town square, we're talking about our must-watch movies and how film studies work. Lorelai and Rory's relationship brings up some awful feelings in us and Jess is letting us into his heart with a rare show of vulnerability. Some advice: don't put your unrealistic expectations on others. It'll hit them eventually.