Coffee Nick’s Movie Picks

THE DOLLY-THON Part Two: Things get risqué as Nick and Gavin enter The Chicken Ranch to talk sex work, beautiful gowns, little gay espresso martinis, big gay football players, hard candy Christmases, gossip codenames, and Dolly Parton's 1982 film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas . God have mercy on our souls! Listen to the companion playlist on... Apple Music Spotify Follow CNMP on Instagra...

Lynchian Picks 7 of 10: The line between reality and fantasy becomes more and more unclear as Nick locks in with his special mushroom coffee, rants about the state of a QR code-reliant world, and discusses David Lynch's Lost Highway. Check out Headspace Coffee . Follow ⁠ CNMP⁠ on Instagram. Follow ⁠ Coffee Nick ⁠ on Bluesky. Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore Closing theme...

It's a bad day to be a podcaster! Nick discusses recent horror film Undertone , bad decisions in Resident Evil: Requiem , and the delightful Dolce é Coco Latte from Café Unido. Check out ⁠ Café Unido in Washington, D.C. Follow ⁠ CNMP⁠ on Instagram. Follow ⁠ Coffee Nick ⁠ on Bluesky. Intro theme: "The Moon Drops" by Nathan Moore Closing theme: "March of the Hares" by Nathan...

Nick is back on his video game adaptation kick with a review of cult classic "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World". Also hear about what happens when you mix a spicy sub with a delicious mocha at Lost Sock Roasters and a deep dive analysis into the world of "healthy" peanut M&Ms. Check out ⁠ Lost Sock Roasters in Washington, D.C. Follow ⁠ CNMP⁠ on Instagram. Follow ⁠ Coffee Nick ⁠...

THE DOLLY-THON Part One: Nick and Gavin put "laughter through tears" to the test with an in-depth discussion of the 1989 film Steel Magnolias . Also in this episode, hear Nick's experience with a "hard as hell" croissant cube at Maman, Gavin's pilgrimage to Cracker Barrel, and Dolly thongs. That's right - thongs. Listen to the companion playlist on... Apple Music Sp...

What do trapezing in the foyer, punching sharks in the face, Chinese SpongeBob, the Illuminati, and dual-wielding pistols have in common? The Lara Croft: Tomb Raider movies, duh. In this double feature special, Nick talks tombs and the women who raid them by reviewing 2001's Lara Croft: Tomb Raider , the 2003 sequel, The Cradle of Life , and a vanilla latte from The Coffee Bar in Washington, D...

THE DOLLY-THON Introduction: Well, howdy! Welcome to the Smoky Mountains and the newest series on CNMP. Join Nick and series co-host Gavin Hubbard as they start their trek across country music legend Dolly Parton's filmography. In this introductory episode, we'll answer: What is the Dolly-thon? What movies are we planning to discuss? Who is Gavin? Who Is Dolly Parton? And are Addison Rae D...

Nick puts the second edition of Uncommon Christmas to a shameful end with a discussion on post-holiday blues, a life-changing Tiramisu Latte from Tous les Jours, and Anna and the Apocalypse – a Christmas, musical, zombie, slasher, comedy, blah blah, boo boo movie. Listen to the companion playlist (vol. 2) on... Apple Music Spotify Check out Tous les Jour s . Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee...

New Year In's: Flying up an elevator shaft, being suffocated by a bag of weed, and diarrhea. New Year Out's: A strange chickpea-like object floating in the bottom of my coffee. Nick rings in 2026 with a review of New Year's Evil – the 1980, punk rock, New Year's-themed slasher film – and a Carrot Cake Latte from Royal. Listen to the companion playlist (vol. 2) on... Apple Music Spo...

Merry Christmas! In the spirit of controversial Christmas-day releases, Nick is reviewing the 2006 remake of Black Christmas over some festive lattes from Compass Coffee. Also in this episode: Can Nick speak cat? What makes the perfect stocking stuffer? Do you need soap to shower if you're already sexy?? Listen to Nick's previous review of Black Christmas (1974). Listen to the companion pl...

Nick is back and he's got a few things to say! First of all, Merry Christmas. Uncommon Christmas, a series reviewing holiday oddball films, is back and in full swing for its second edition for the last week of December. Listen to the companion playlist (vol. 2) on... Apple Music Spotify Check out Tatte . Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee Nick on Bluesky.

Lynchian Picks - Bonus #2: It's a casual discussion on The Return ! Let's just talk about it. Hear Nick's overall thoughts on the "third" season of Twin Peaks , his take on the ending, his favorite (and least favorite) moments, and his impression of that lady screaming at Bobby from her car with that girl throwing up green sludge next to her. Check out The Detective and The L...

Lynchian Picks 6 of 10: Reality falling apart around you, a reminder that being in your early 20s is not that great, being the murder victim that everybody forgets, lack of motivation, and Nicaraguan coffee. Nick talks a favorite of his, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me , over The Estate Blend from Twin Engine Coffee. Check out Twin Engine Coffee . Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee Nick on Blue...

Lynchian Picks - Bonus #1: What's your name? You're fired! Nick slips into his red heels for a lengthy discussion of Twin Peaks ' pilot episode and overall thoughts on the original series' run. Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee Nick on Bluesky.

Lynchian Picks 5 of 10: After-work plans ruined by afternoon rain? Me too and life sucks! Listen to Nick learn a lesson in meteorology with the cynics of Reddit while he reviews some cold brew and one lipstick-laden Ladd. Quack ! Check out The White Hart Cafe . Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee Nick on Bluesky.

Lynchian Picks 3 of 10: Nick finds his podcasting flow as he makes a challenging return to David Lynch's Dune . Check out Blanchard's Coffee Roasting Co . Listen to Nick's original review of Dune (1984) here . TS Madison discussing Dune (1984) on The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya . Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee Nick on Bluesky.

Lynchian Picks 2 of 10: Nick goes Greek with a review of Tigrato Espresso Blend from Tarẽsso Artisan Coffee Roasters, discusses straw-unwrapping etiquette, and draws parallels between David Lynch's The Elephant Man and modern-day AI concerns. Check out Tarẽsso Artisan Coffee Roasters . Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee Nick on Bluesky.

Lynchian Picks 1 of 10: Nick dives deep into the dark and dystopian world of David Lynch's Eraserhead , paired with the Synthesis Blend from Ceremony Coffee Roasters and discussions on not being an expert. Check out Ceremony Coffee Roasters . Henry's Window is the Key to Eraserhead , by David Johnson. Follow CNMP on Instagram. Follow Coffee Nick on Bluesky.

Introducing Lynchian Picks – the first collection part of the CNMP Coffeehouse. For every entry in the series, join Nick in discussing the dream-like nightmares of David Lynch as he reviews every film over a cup of black, damn fine coffee. In this introductory episode, Nick provides some background information on David Lynch, lays out expectations for the series, and falls into the strangest dream...

It's the final episode (for a little while)! Nick sips on some S'mores Draft Latte from La Colombe, rants about the D.C. mosquito scene, and raves about Weapons to properly send off the show. Until next time... Follow CNMP on Instagram.

Nick discusses body horror while being horrified by a body from across the alleyway! In this episode, we cover video game frame rates, third places, and public yet unintentional displays of nudity over a review of Spark Social House and Together , a new horror (comedy) film. Check out ⁠ ⁠Spark Social House⁠ ⁠. Join the ⁠⁠Coffeehouse⁠⁠ – a free Patreon from CNMP. Follow ⁠ ⁠CNMP⁠⁠ on Instagram. Foll...

In this meeting of Coffee Nick's Book Club, Nick presents his book report on The Picture of Dorian Gray , sips on an ashtray americano, and dissects the reception and subtext of Elio – the latest film from Pixar. Check out ⁠Ann's Florist & Coffee Bar⁠ . ⁠"Inside ‘Elio’s’ “Catastrophic” Path: America Ferrera’s Exit, Director Change and Erasure of Queer Themes"⁠ by Ryan Gajewsk...

Nicole Kidman’s busy schedule, the cancellation of Golden from a cast member's POV, making it big in LA, Javabots, Bold Rocks, and Hard Happy Dads. Harrison Doyle, the muse for Lynchian Picks, returns to the show to talk Blue Velvet . If you enjoyed this preview episode from the Coffeehouse, please consider joining for free here on Patreon. Check out Roasting Plant Coffee . Follow CNMP on Inst...

To celebrate everyone's favorite horror holiday, Nick watches the original Friday the 13th (for the first time), reviews a cherry-cola espresso drink, and describes his experience at the Cowboy Carter World Tour. Check out Golf Park Coffee Co . Listen to Nick's review of In a Violent Nature here . Join the Coffeehouse Patreon for free here . Follow ⁠ CNMP⁠ on Instagram. Follow ⁠ Coffee Nic...

Beer lover, artist, and family Jarrod Priestly joins Nick all the way from Australia to talk diner coffee, lagers from around the world, fatherhood, photography, and Wake in Fright – the 1971 Australian, beer-filled horror film.  Join the Coffeehouse Patreon for free here . Follow Jarrod to see his photography. Follow ⁠ CNMP⁠ on Instagram. Follow ⁠ Coffee Nick ⁠ on Bluesky.