Coffee And Memes

Wild episode, not for the faint hearted. The arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell combined with too much coffee cause a near overload of the feathery one.

The youth of the day are bodied up and smashing the Nos like its going out of fashion. And we discover maybe the most Coffee And Memes story ever.

Matt Hancock gives up on the rona and instead details his top tips on eating ass. We look to defund Drum And Bass and CHAZ is not quite going to plan.

Brighton's Autonomous Zone Warlord, aka The Feathery King is back for a new season/series/splurge of Coffee And Memes. We visit some old friends and refresh ourselves with the 2-bit tabloid shit show.

Recorded on 27th May 2020 Myself and Sweet Johnny take to the park for a socially distant episode. We ponder why no one ever mentions Jeffery Epstein's charity work and Taylor Swifts clear alt-right dog whistles.

Recorded 22nd May 2020 My live in lover joins me for talk of all sorts of toots. Wetherspoons takes one step closer to total dystopia.  

Back in the studio, nestled deep in the colon on Brighton radio. I go deep on my theories about why these housewives are so hot and horny and what can be done about it.

We get treated to some anecdotes from teachers about what grotty little sods kids are. And why does no one ever mention Epstein's charity work?

The Mossad are branching out into DNB themed wet t-shirt comps presumably to obtain sexual blackmail but who knows!

Why is there such scant information on Whitty? Who is he really working for? What are his real motives?

Surely it's fine to float the lockdown rules that you recommended the government set so long as it's to someone else's wife? Especially if she is a polyamorous, bee keeping SJW!

I am joined by two local heros who during lockdown have managed to achieve something so incredible it is almost unbelievable.

Hydroxy And The ChloroQueens are live and in session with their new hit 'Wet Market Blues'

What if Miley Cyrus wants to meet up in town, breaking social distancing rules? Should I go, should i stay? It's all to play for....

I run down the worlds fittest dictators in a bid to find out who I would most like to have ransack my rights in a steamy authoritarian love making session.

Don't let the overweight gun nuts do your dirty work when the ISIS are at the gates. They're putting the assault weapons to good use, fighting for their right to eat Maccy D's in a car park!

We take a look a truly harrowing bootleg of Cyndi Lauper and I aim both barrels at all things marijuana!

Utter and potentially very costly chaos ensues for this particularly boozy episode of Whiskey And Memes. We take a look at who might be the biggest shill of the DNB MC's

It's a business as old as time itself. People be needing clownstep and people be needing handjobs. Si Twiddy is on the phone attempting to defend claims he started the 'rona.

The boys of the Discord pretend not to find conservative women attractive for the benefit of who exactly? A new genre of erotic fan fiction is born.

Boomers are dancing in the sun on rollerblades, Houseparty app is destroying lives, doucing for fun is fine. All is well in the world.

I continue on with my ever useful Rankin's 12 Rules For Life with some seemingly obvious yet important rules to live by. I get screwed over by Porn Hub.

Mondays episode pre-lockdown. What wild times we live in. I discover an infinite and untapped source of bullshit gold.

Coming to you live from my sadly deceased friend Jeff's private island in the Caribbean. I speak with northern correspondent James Budd, Big Woj and France Lockdown expert Dimy.  

What better way to spend your isolation that smearing a paste of banana and vasoline over your ass to double it's size!