Cobos Patrick Podcast

*trigger warning* we joke heavy about incest on this one, so if you've ever been sucked off by your mom, you might find this offensive--that means that if you do in fact find this offensive, and you express that to us, or anyone you know, it can only mean you have been sucked off by your mom, or you are a mom who has sucked off your son, and you are a pervert--jacking off to this episode is totall...

marley aka TF MARZ joins us on couch to show us a little special audio treat he whipped up for the community--it was fun to get a real cpp head on pod. still trying to figure out which day we're dropping patreon episodes, but there will most certainly be one later this week, and as always, we're gonna keep pumpin out two free (less cool) ones every monday and thursday, as best we can (but we have...

wrote this the other day and decided to turn it into a lil video essay--experimenting with the medium, let me know if you like this format love, p watch the video version at youtube.com/watch?v=5vcDX5Vv4As&ab  subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

all the zoomers love nancy pelosi.  dropping our first bonus episode behind the $5 paywall tomorrow. subscribe at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

what about a live pod where we got married to each other one bonus episode a week at patreon.com/birthdaypiss

if we have any science style listeners--help us make wee man immortal. it's for the culture. 

the second half of this might be too insane to be listenable--sorry for more audio difficulties this episode!! i'll dial it in next time ok.  love you sweeties. lol alec is afraid of megamind. venmo me at giraffefights to help us get to elvis festival. 

this is a little bonus content for you good little sweeties out there. we recorded with our phones so the qual is low-mids man, but i talk with sam t for a bit in the car and then he jumps out of the moving car and cobos enters the moving car and talks about some messed up stuff lol check it out. listen to chubby behemoth, but only after you listen to us ok. an actual new episode w vid will be up...

The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful Stop me and steal my breath And emeralds from mountains thrust toward the sky Never revealing their depth And tell me that we belong together And dress it up with the trappings of love I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above And I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be love's suicide And I'...

we got a prank pulled on us this episode and we don't appreciate it, Dann Dorito, you dick. we also hosted a pepper eating contest this episode. donate to us to help us buy tickets to the colorado elvis festival!!! my venmo: giraffefights https://youtu.be/QGroZXx2eGM

we love you all

ft our italianx interpreter and all around fan of the pedophilic catholic church-- comedian alec flynn

this is the best one yet lol i swear

this is the best one yet https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

sorry 4 tha wait--someone do free seo for us so we can get a million listeners

we're getting back on schedule soon!! here's an episode of my movie podcast certified cinephiles w william woods. hope you enjoy, if not, shut up and wait for the next cpp episode.

cobos got humped

this is a fun way to do podcasting!! sorry this one is a day late family. Pls send us more fan art.  follow us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RojReJ7bzCw&t=2924s&ab_channel=ALT

ya you read that right, baby--we're going off the deep end!!!!  https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

lol take that brian regan

he has learned from his mistakes, please stop mailing him your underwear fellas--anyway...someone help us copyright cum diamonds before some tech bro steals the idea 

if anyone has hulk hogan's phone number, let him know we're coming to clap his cheeks follow us: mattcobos.com linktr.ee/patrick.piss

you get kicked in the dick and shot out of a canon during the movie, realistic stuff follow us: mattcobos.com linktr.ee/patrick.piss

comedian mike stanley joins us on this penguin episode--i kept getting distracted by the kc zoo live penguin feed.  follow us:  mattcobos.com  linktr.ee/patrick.piss

just like a fleet of israeli hamster drones, this podcast is against geneva convention protocol. we should have spent more time riffing on man bootcamp for kindergarteners tbh, oh well god is good! follow us: cobos: mattcobos.com me: linktr.ee/patrick.piss