Cobos Patrick Podcast

whasddup whaddup pope francis on the ones and twos!!! subscribe to the patreon for exclusive video content and weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

Half Hot Cheeto. Sous Vide Ham. Get The Fries Ready. Patrick Richardson. Austin Black. Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth Extra episodes at  https://www.patreon.com/chubbybehemoth

you tellin me you're just gonna throw all that away?? subscribe to the patreon for exclusive video content and weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

this is a remote episode, we chill out and talk about old ladies tiddies and stuff

what if you only pooped once a year for 10 hours? thats what we chat about w hank  subscribe to the patreon for exclusive video content and weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

part of the friday nite cuck lineup on fox subscribe to the patreon for exclusive video content and weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

kate is hilarious follow her and check out dyketopia subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes weekly and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

look out for the cobos patrick podcast art exhibit coming fall 2027 subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes weekly and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

we had to do a branded content thing w dan bilzerian's dumb podcast, sorry you can fast forward if you want subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes weekly and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

we're back and gah damg did we miss y'all. we catch up after our trips to santa fe and chicago and oh yah, do some damn riffing. things will be back to normal now, i promise.  subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes weekly and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

i have covid!!! booo!! this is our first ever remote episode and it sounds ok. you'll probably get a few more of these thru the month while I have covid and then we're both out of town for a lil bit!!! it's not as good as in person, but hey better than nothing. we love you!!! go see cobos and all of our friends at high plains comedy festival!!! subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes weekl...

nothing to see here, just a regular episode ft. luke gaston.  https://lukegaston.com/goofin subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

i pity the fool who takes me on in the marketplace of ideas video version will be up in a bit!!! extra bonus episode every week at patreon.com/birthdaypiss for $5/month https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

we recorded half before the fest and half after--follow birthdaypiss on ig for the video coming soon and subscribe to the patreon for the uncut version, as well as weekly bonus episodes. subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

*trigger warning* we joke heavy about incest on this one, so if you've ever been sucked off by your mom, you might find this offensive--that means that if you do in fact find this offensive, and you express that to us, or anyone you know, it can only mean you have been sucked off by your mom, or you are a mom who has sucked off your son, and you are a pervert--jacking off to this episode is totall...

marley aka TF MARZ joins us on couch to show us a little special audio treat he whipped up for the community--it was fun to get a real cpp head on pod. still trying to figure out which day we're dropping patreon episodes, but there will most certainly be one later this week, and as always, we're gonna keep pumpin out two free (less cool) ones every monday and thursday, as best we can (but we have...

wrote this the other day and decided to turn it into a lil video essay--experimenting with the medium, let me know if you like this format love, p watch the video version at youtube.com/watch?v=5vcDX5Vv4As&ab  subscribe to the patreon for exclusive episodes and video content at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

all the zoomers love nancy pelosi.  dropping our first bonus episode behind the $5 paywall tomorrow. subscribe at patreon.com/birthdaypiss https://linktr.ee/cobospatrickpodcast

what about a live pod where we got married to each other one bonus episode a week at patreon.com/birthdaypiss

if we have any science style listeners--help us make wee man immortal. it's for the culture. 

the second half of this might be too insane to be listenable--sorry for more audio difficulties this episode!! i'll dial it in next time ok.  love you sweeties. lol alec is afraid of megamind. venmo me at giraffefights to help us get to elvis festival. 

this is a little bonus content for you good little sweeties out there. we recorded with our phones so the qual is low-mids man, but i talk with sam t for a bit in the car and then he jumps out of the moving car and cobos enters the moving car and talks about some messed up stuff lol check it out. listen to chubby behemoth, but only after you listen to us ok. an actual new episode w vid will be up...

The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful Stop me and steal my breath And emeralds from mountains thrust toward the sky Never revealing their depth And tell me that we belong together And dress it up with the trappings of love I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above And I'll be your cryin' shoulder I'll be love's suicide And I'...

we got a prank pulled on us this episode and we don't appreciate it, Dann Dorito, you dick. we also hosted a pepper eating contest this episode. donate to us to help us buy tickets to the colorado elvis festival!!! my venmo: giraffefights https://youtu.be/QGroZXx2eGM

we love you all