Clutch My Pearls

Come get “Mathed Up” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cupid’s Peak” by Lee Jacquot! This is a Holinight novella, a series first seen in “Hollow’s Grove” way back in Episode 3! In this book, we meet Mia, a smart and busy finance babe who has no time to meet anyone new! She even schedules “appointments”with her Big Purp! Thankfully her sister Eleni plays Cupid and sets up Mia with he...

Come ride bareback with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Saving The Rain” by Elliott Rose! It’s from the Crimson Ridge series, previously shared by Vanessa in episode 79 and by Emily in episode 105! In book four, Kayce Wilder gets injured in a bull riding competition, and his only cure is the forbidden love of his rival bull rider…who happens to be his step brother?! Zeke Rainer, whom w...

Come hunt vampires with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cursebound” by Sadie Kincaid and LJ Morrow! Book one in the Curse of Blood series introduces us to the vampire hunter Rosa Capelli! Rosa isn’t like the other vampire hunters, she is a Seer that takes out all the bad vampires, just like Tom Cruise in Minority Report! Rosa didn’t *see* Luca Da Firenze, the super hot and super o...

Come cut the cheese with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Why Cheese?” by Ellen Mint! After many tags and requests for this book to be presented, Vanessa delivered! We follow Violette as she inherits her great uncle’s cheese shop, but the real story is hidden in the basement: a magical chest containing four different cheeses. These cheeses aren’t like the cheeses, these turn into sexy m...

Come beef at the Zoo with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Squeak” by Vera Valentine! When friends Sebastian and Keane fall into the grips of a fortune teller’s curse, they worry their swimsuit areas will stay smooth and Ken-like forever. One day, the boys try blowing in each other’s mouths and realize it makes them grow down there. But their areas are… a balloon? With a knot on the end...

Come unwrap your Christmas present with The Girls! It’s another episode of our Blind Draw Christmas Pick ‘Ems Event and Vanessa is up! She presents “He Sees You When You’re Sleeping” by Alta Hensley, a book chosen just for her by Emily (and some of our loyal Patrons!) As soon as hottie firefighter Jack meets jewelry influencer Chloe, he’s obsessed! Is he a stalker? There’s no way to know! When Jac...

Come get sticky with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal” by Meghan Quinn. The Girls are back in Christmas Kringle Town from Episode 61! After her year-round Christmas Store went out of business, our FMC Betty comes to Kringle Town to help her uncle start up a rival Christmas Tree farm! When Betty meets Atlas (who also goes by Max..?) she feels a connectio...

Come consent to Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Big Nick Energy” by Morgan Elizabeth! The Girls are revisiting the Seasons of Revenge Series they first dipped into from episode 8 “‘Tis The Season For Revenge!” When Shae is celebrating her first Christmas as a single mom to her two little girls, she is trying to make it special. When Nickolas Finch (who of course owns a C...

Go into heat with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mate” by Ali Hazelwood! After a quick astrology update from Barbara, (hang in there, retrograde is over!) The Girls dive into the sequel to “Bride” from episode 19! Although it was a while ago, Barbara gives a thorough recap of Bride so you’re ready for Mate! Our FMC is Serena Paris, the orphaned Were-human who is trying to learn about...

Come grab a bag of emotional support potato chips with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Stuffed” by Jessica Gadziala. Although it’s the same title, this has nothing to do with the “Stuffed” pillow from Episode 35! This book follows Callie, a DC busy business woman who is coming home for Thanksgiving. Callie just so happens to have a brother whose bff is SUPER hot and she’s been cru...

Come rewatch Brooklyn 99 with The Girls! This week Emily shares how she was confronted at a Target, Vanessa is story bustin’ and thinkin’ about naughty ice cream, and Barbara wore her milf jeans! Barbara also presents “Riding The High” by Paisley Hope, book three in the Silver Pines series! We’re in Laurel Creek (Kentucky?…there’s no way to know) and there’s a new sheriff in town! Sheriff and sing...

Come unlock the patio door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nero,” book one of the Alliance series by S.J. Tilly! FMC Payton is just trying to have a quiet night at home when suddenly hottie mafia man Nero wanders into her living room to hide from the cops. Nero was able to elude the police, but not his instant attraction to Payton! Although Payton knew she should be scar...

Come pass the potatoes with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Shared” by Maisie Beasley! This is book one in the Beachside Ménage series! This MFM novella will have you clutching your pearls and hoping the characters have some good table cleaner! When a group of friends go on a beach trip together, there are some fun new experiences and bonding moments that bring them much closer! P...

Come talk into a mirror with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Hallowpeen” by Holly Wilde! Hollow Springs isn’t like the other Halloween towns, it has more of a sentient vibe. Ghost hunting live streamer Samantha went missing one Halloween, and she became part of the local urban legend. But it’s just silly lore, right? This Halloween our FMC Asha knows there is only one way to find out!...

Come punch trees with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Tricky Girls” by Holly Thorne! After catching her boyfriend in a hedge maze with her best friend, our FMC Tilda decides to (literally) cut that friend and boyfriend out of her life. Tilda goes on to make friends with a group of hot girls who have darker sides and secrets. As often as Tilda declares she’s straight, can she truly resi...

Come celebrate the terrible twos with The Girls! As is tradition, Emily’s presenting a book to celebrate another year of the show! This year she chose “Braving The Storm” by Elliot Rose! It’s the second book in the Crimson Ridge series (Vanessa presented book 1 “Chasing The Wild” in episode 79) and it was teased as the nastiest book Vanessa had started to read! This book finds Briar Lane runn...

Come visit a corn maze with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Corn Daddy” by Hannah Woodcock! This “Steamed Short” will have you questioning if you’ll ever look at corn the same way! When down on her luck Liz gets stood up at the annual fall festival, she tries to make the best of it by going into the corn maze. But this isn’t just any corn maze, it’s a dark, eerie, and passionate e...

Come flip through a scent binder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Baby and the Late Night Howlers” by Kathryn Moon! This omegaverse reverse harem/why choose book was VERY educational for the girls! When Baby (yes, her legal name is Baby) goes into her first heat as an omega, she doesn’t know what to do. Thankfully Seth aka Bomber, a hottie who smells like Apple Pastry, takes her to...

Come eat a brownie with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mountain Daddy” by S.J. Tilly, the second book in the Mountain Men series! When Kendra is screwed over by her roommate, she has no option but to move in with her father in Colorado. Before Kendra moves in she makes a stop at a motel for one night. While at the motel bar, Kendra happens to meet a sexy silver haired older man named...

Come learn to drive stick shift with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Swift and Saddled” by Lyla Sage! This book is the second in the Rebel Blue Ranch series which The Girls previously discussed in episode 75 “Done and Dusted!” When city girl Ada Hart travels to small town Wyoming for an interior decorating gig, she didn’t expect to meet a handsome cowboy the night before the job starts...

Come celebrate 100 episodes with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Shared with His Friends” by Kitty King! This book may only be 100 pages but it manages to pack A LOT in it…much like our FMC Amber! When Amber’s boyfriend Jet Harrington (who happens to be a billionaire) wants to see if she is worthy of being his wife, he does what any billionaire book boyfriend would do - he shares...

Come win a shoot out with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Graham Effect” by Elle Kennedy! When hockey hottie Luke Ryder has to bring his team together and advance his hockey career, he knows he needs to impress Garret Graham. Garret Graham is basically Wayne Gretzky for those who know who that is, but more importantly—he’s Gigi Graham’s dad?! Gigi Graham is trying to make it to the...

Come eat cookie dough with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mystery Man” by Kristen Ashley! After The Girls give updates on health and Taylor Swift, we dive into this book which happens to be the first in the Dream Man Series! When Gwendolyn Kidd meets a hunky dream man named Hawk, they share a passionate night of love… and then he disappears! But for the next 18 months he re-appears in...

Come take a swig of bourbon with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Bourbon & Lies” by Victoria Wilder! It’s book one in “The Bourbon Boys” series, and we meet Grant Fox, the youngest brother in a family full of bourbon bad boys who all carry a curse. The curse? Any woman they fall for dies! When Laney Young is brought to the Bourbon Boys compound to hide out for her safety, she and G...

Come shift into a wolf with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Tyrant Alpha’s Rejected Mate” by Cate C. Wells! Not only is this the first book in "The Five Packs" series, it’s a sister Sierra suggestion! Wolf-shifter and camp cafeteria server Una is a late bloomer. She’s never shifted until one day in the middle of a work shift, she goes for a whole new kind of shift and shifts into a...