Club Cosmos Radio: An Astrology Podcast

We're back from our break and we’re unpacking the electric, eccentric contradictions of Aquarius — the visionary air sign here to teach us that sometimes revolution is the only rational choice. Even though Aquarians HATE to be labeled, we’re talking about our favorite Aqua traits, kitsch, vegans, Portland stuff, boy bands, Paris Hilton, scary blue eyes, rebels without a cause, Megan thee Stall...

Time for a kiss from daddy, it’s Capricorn season! For our season finale, we’re exploring the Saturnine superpowers of Capricorn — the worldly, ambitious earth sign here to teach us that our wildest dreams need strong foundations. We’re talking about our favorite Cap qualities, Dolly Parton, boss energy, Andy Kaufman, time travel, cheekbones, suit fixations, 90s supermodels, dominatrixes, the Devi...

Join us for in-depth exploration of the astrological vibe-scape of 2024! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the hard launch of Pluto in Aquarius, Jupiter’s move into Gemini hyperdrive, all the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more! Plus, our predictions for major tech breakthroughs, harebrained election theories and all the best dates of the year to use for fun and pro...

Natal retrograde planets, family moons, artist signatures, career transits and more — we’re back to answer another round of your fabulous questions and debate Beyoncé’s rising sign. Plus May December, Balenciaga x Erewhon and your astrology forecast for December 8-15.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea  ⁠⁠⁠H...

What will December’s fast and loose Mercury retrograde mean for your sign? Find out in this week’s mini ep and get your astrology forecast for the week of December 1st! Plus, the girls discuss the cult of Mother God, ceasefire astrology, Cynthia Nixon, AI fails and more.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram  ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠ Follow Maliea  ⁠...

Go big or go home, Sagittarius season is here! This week we’re exploring the funky philosophy of Sag — the optimistic, maximalist fire sign that teaches us to break free of our limitations to squeeze the juice out of life. Plus, we’re giving you a forecast and survival tips for next week’s tense Gemini full moon and Venus-South Node conjunction! We’re talking about our favorite Sagittarius traits,...

Our listener mail episode is here at last, and you sent over so many juicy questions that we’re making it a two-parter! This week we’re talking about synthesizing your big three, stelliums, elemental imbalances, planets in detriment, critical degrees, being born on an eclipse and much much more! Plus, we’re getting into this week’s juicy mars cazimi, celebrating the Gemini chaos of North West and...

Grab your head lamp, we’re going to the underworld! This week is all about Pluto — astrology’s icy power broker that rules radical transformation, depth psychology, domination and ultimate liberation! We’re talking generational cycles, Pluto mythology, capitalism, shame, the Judgment card, the power of empathy, and a very juicy theory — is the Plutonian era coming to an end? We’ll break down what...

Welcome to the Cosmos Clubhouse! This week we’re talking about our other great passion — the Real Housewives. Come take a trip through the housewives zodiac and find out which signs dominate at BravoCon, which signs are purely friend-of material, and why this empire of screaming women could have only been built by a Gemini.   *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧...

Emergency episode! We read the memoir and this week we’re dedicating the entire ep to the astrology, the magic, the tragedy and the glory of the people’s princess, the sagittarius icon — Ms. Britney Jean Spears. Justin Timberlake, you will be dealt with!  Buy the Woman in Me. Stream the Blackout. Britney 4EVA.  * SEND US QUESTIONS FOR OUR Q&A EPISODE  ⁠HERE⁠  * If you’re asking about your char...

This week we’re diving deep into the magical mysteries of Scorpio — the sexy, transformative water sign here to teach us how to feel more alive by fearlessly embracing our shadows. Plus, we’re covering your rising sign horoscopes for the partial lunar eclipse in Taurus on October 28! After discussing our girl’s trip to the heart of bridesmaid country and Golden Girls astrology, we chat about Will...

Do you like scary movies? Because we sure do! This week, we’re going deep into the spooky history and fascinating astrological signatures of the horror genre, taking a spine-tingling trip from gothic literature and monster movies to 80s slashers and A24 horror. Then, we’re sinking our teeth into the unique horror style of each sun sign in order to identify the biggest ghouls and supernatural super...

Buckle up — eclipse season is here and this one’s big! We’re officially wrapping up the Taurus + Scorpio eclipse cycle and opening the door to a new 1.5 year story of big beginnings, big endings and juicy transformations in the Aries + Libra parts of your chart. This week, we’re exploring the deep history, astrological significations, mysterious weirding and evolutionary potential of eclipse cycle...

We're back, baby! And we're kicking off season two with a celebration of the beauty and complexity of Libra — the sophisticated, social butterfly air sign here to teach us how to keep the peace when love is a battlefield. After catching up on our travels during the break and taking a peek at Olivia Rodrigo's chart, we dive into the astrology of the first week of eclipse season – includ...

For the final episode of season one, we’re exploring the agony and ecstasy of Virgo — the perceptive, analytical earth sign here to teach us that perfection is a messy process. Plus, we’ve got your Virgo season forecast and rising sign horoscopes for mercury retrograde.  We’re covering Virgo’s non-virginal origin story, land stewardship, the hermit card, floppy English charm, martyrdom, high fashi...

We’re back with part two of our tour through the moon signs! Learn all about the inner worlds, emotional processing and nurture needs of Libra through Pisces moons, plus what it means when your moon lives in the 7th-12th houses. We’re also doing a Venus retrograde wellness check and discussing the Montgomery Brawl, Tory Lanez’s sentencing, our love for Small Town Security and the hairy Mars-Neptun...

This week we’re taking you to astrology school with a deep dive into the emotional heart of your chart — your moon sign! The moon is where our feelings live, showing us how we nurture, process, and express our emotions (or don’t). It also teaches us what emotional fulfillment looks like! For part one of this series, we’re looking at the moon through the first six signs and houses of the zodiac. Pl...

Leo season? Purr. This week we're celebrating all the big-haired, big-hearted, big-drama glory of Leo — the dazzling solar sign here to give us the courage to become the main character of our lives! Plus, we've got your Leo season forecasts and rising sign horoscopes for next week's funky and electric Venus-Uranus square. After breaking down the astrology of Doja Cat's war on her K...

What do the charts of Tristan Thompson, Tiger Woods, Eddie Fisher and Jax Taylor have in common? Find out this week as we embrace mess and explore the astrology of affairs, cheaters, and side chicks. After unpacking the chaos of last week’s transits, Venus retrograde, Barbenheimer and the parade of celeb breakups, we discuss the science of infidelity, mars + venus drives, Scandoval, Brangelina, po...

On this week’s ep we’re hyper-focusing on the historical, social, and astrological constructions of Attention Deficit Disorder, aka ADD!  We’re talking about this week’s big transits (hello nodal shifts!), 12th house summers, the DSM, dopamine addiction, the trains that changed our brains, Mars-Neptune aspects, natal retrograde planets (and why they’re fab), Virgo solutions for Pisces problems and...

This week’s pod is a love letter our Cancer cuties! This nurturing, intuitive, spooky, sulky lunar sign is here to teach the whole zodiac a thing or two about holding our histories and feeling our feelings. After answering a listener question about Dennis Rodman’s chart, we discuss our favorite crab qualities, water sign behavior, Cancerian torture tactics, high octane subjectivity, Larry David, C...

Story time! On this week's episode we're breaking down the Age of the Influencer with a deep dive into the into the mega dissociative Neptune in Pisces era from 2011-2025. Everything changed in 2011 — Steve Jobs died, Facebook bought Instagram, Netflix invented streaming, and our relationship to celebrity, technology and identity changed forever. Join us for a Pandora's unboxing of the...

Put on your worst flannel and follow us into the ultra angsty culture and crazy cardinal astrology of the early 90s — the era that gave us grunge, gangsta rap, riot grrrls and the queen of our world, Courtney Love. After checking in on the orca uprising, we talk Gen X astrology, daddy issue transits, the ballad of Kurt + Courtney, Leo presidents, Hole fandom, the LA riots, Aquarius icon Ice-T, Kat...

Lights, camera, exes! Venus, planet of attachments, aesthetics and values is going to be vamping it up in the fabulous sign of LEO until October 8th, thanks to a nice long retrograde on July 22. Learn all about the spooky magic of venus retrograde cycles and what they mean for the collective (scandals! drama! celebs behaving badly!). Plus, get our personalized predictions for what this transit wil...

Jupiter is in Taurus until May 25, 2024. What does it mean for us when the planet of expansion enters the sign of abundance for a whole year? Join us on a frolic through the sensual springtime pastures, Venusian bubble baths and earthy super-strength of the Taurus archetype to find out! In this episode we discuss the power femmes, girl dads and camp icons of the Taurus pantheon, explore tarot corr...