Club Cosmos Radio: An Astrology Podcast

Welcome to the first official episode of CCR 2.0! We're in 2025 now and it's a whole new world out there and a new format in here. I'm giving an introductory history of how my astrology life came to be and how I hope this pod can continue to evolve. There's also talk of Pluto in Aquarius, the astrology of Los Angeles, David Lynch, weather noir, and embracing the ugliness during Ven...

Join me AND Kristen for an in-depth exploration of the astrological alien minefield that is 2025! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the astounding assembly line of every outer planet’s move into new signs - including Neptune into Aries, Jupiter into Cancer, Uranus into Gemini, the Nodes into Pisces/Virgo, and of course Pluto now firmly in Aquarius.  We can’t underscore...

As of November 19th, 2024 Pluto officially ended its waffling and entered Aquarius for good . . . or until January 19th, 2044! Mercury and Mars are also retrograde at the moment, so let's do our due diligence and revisit an old - but still very relevant -episode, A new intro was recorded to check in on the latest from this transit in the news. Pluto will focus its transformative powers on technolo...

On December 6th, Mars - our planet of pure energy, ambition, zest, libido, and rage - stations retrograde in Leo. It will stay retrograde, making its way back into Cancer, until February 23rd, 2025. This week I give the rundown on what to expect from this strange slog of a transition into the new year. This includes all the dates in January and February to lay low and the ones for sweet relief and...

Feeling rageful? Feeling victorious? What better time than to learn about your Mars sign. Your fighter, your guard dog, your engine and life force. Mars will be retrograde from December 6th, 2024 thru February 23rd, 2025. A time sure to be full of many speed bumps, so I spend this week covering some basics of the red planet in order to set us up for what to expect. Mars retrograde horoscopes comin...

We all deserve a break from the current affairs. Join Maliea's Patreon for November's astrology and a rundown of the news. But for now, let’s be WASPs for Halloween! Join me as we take our morning stroll on the grounds of a 19th century farmhouse compound back East and prepare the vegetable gardens, the orchards, the personal trainer barn, 5 dogs, 3 donkeys, 5 horses, 13 peacocks, 50 canaries and...

Listen, we recorded an episode for you all last week, but sadly hit a snafu when one of our microphones hit the floor and broke a . . . something. To make up for it we’re releasing a full-length episode from Maliea’s very own Patreon! Besides, these last two weeks of October may be some of the most astrologically tense weeks of 2024 so it’s important to brief you on the details. Become a member to...

We're touching down into the vast terrain that is relationship astrology. When two become one! Or in this case, when two become too many ideas. Or when two write a romantic comedy together and actually fall in love playing the characters they wrote. I'm joined by the hilariously charming Kate & Max - a newly-engaged couple who collaborate on writing, acting, and directing - and who wer...

We’re quickly approaching eclipse season and opening up an entirely new set of animated beginnings & endings in the signs of Pisces and Virgo on September 17th. What does it mean to open a new eclipse cycle as another one (in Libra and Aries) comes to an end? What are the micro and macro themes at play for us all? No one better to swim these waters with than my guest and fellow astrologer, wri...

Mercury is finally direct again and it's time to get in the kitchen! or the studio! the streets! wherever! It's a solo episode with Maliea and I'm unspooling the web of astrology that makes up an artistic vision. I cover what planets to look to for every aspect of your creative practice -- from creative blocks to collaborations; the style & themes every sign develops, and a gloriou...

This is a solo episode! It's just you (the listeners) and me (Maliea) for now and we have sooo much to debrief. The unhinged half of the year has officially commenced with a bang. This week I'm talking the astrology of the assassination attempt on Trump, the global tech outage, Biden dropping out of the race, Kamala, Rupert Murdoch, and Oh, Mary! Plus I give a weather report on all we can expect f...

This might get a little emotional, y’all… Our Mood Boards have gone all the way around the zodiac and now we’re landing back at cancer for our final episode before we take a big long maternity break. So apropos then that we’re going out with an exploration of the nurturing, sentimental and witchy water sign thats’s here to teach us the the power of honoring our feelings.  We’re talking Lana del Re...

What does your star sign smell like? Is it roses and shampoo? Or B.O. and CD-roms? Join us with this week’s extra fun, super fab guests Maddie and Chloe of the Nose Candy podcast to find out! In this yap fest for the ages, we compare notes on the fragrances of the zodiac, locate signature scents in the natal chart, play guessing games with mystery perfumes, break down Maddie + Chloe’s fire sign si...

Y’all ready to yap? It’s Gemini time! This week is a love letter to the curious, brilliant, always over-stimulated, occasionally diabolical genius of Gemini. This endlessly adaptable air sign throws all certainty out the window for the love of asking questions, teaching us that getting interested in everything makes everything more interesting. We’re talking twins, Prince, goofball behavior, Azeal...

In this week’s mini ep, we’re talking about the astrology of the digital guillotine trend, Hailey Bieber’s suppressed Sagittarius energy, whale communication, solar flares, King Charles’ cursed portrait, 80s influencers and more. Plus, we’re giving you your horoscopes for our wild first week of Gemini season, featuring a gorgina conjunction between Venus and Jupiter and an mega indulgent Sag full...

On May 25th, the planet of opportunity is leaving slow and steady Taurus to spend a year in the quick and curious sign of Gemini. It hasn’t been there since 2012! Get ready for tech breakthroughs, info overloads, FLIRTING, lots of variety, truly insane accessories and gorgeous growth in a new area of your chart. We’ve got your horoscopes for a year of big fun and dizzying details — plus this week’...

We’re back! And this week we’re celebrating the sensuality, the strength, and the grounded gorgeousness that is Taurus! This languid, resourceful earth sign is here to teach us to take our time savoring the pleasures of the present. We’re talking camp, hedonism, loud luxury, Cher, hoarders, dictators, the art of stubbornness, Lisa Frank, resting bitch face, Nathan Fielder and our hypothesis that T...

On April 20th, we’re getting a rare and thrilling conjunction between Jupiter and Uranus that will seed major breakthroughs and expansive freedom! What will happen when the planet of abundance joins the planet of innovation in the sign that rules the earth, finances and the body? We’re here to tell ya with predictions for the collective and juicy horoscopes for your rising sign! Then we’re going o...

Look alive, people — Aries season is here! This feisty mars-ruled fire sign is the starting pistol for the whole zodiac and it’s here to teach us that life is a fight, but fighting is fun! We’re talking about all of our favorite Aries traits, the hero’s journey, DIVAS, the art of annoyance, fearless self-belief, Vivienne Westwood, coach speeches, Wilhelm Reich, Houdini, action stars, the SCUM Mani...

Hold onto your hats — it’s eclipse season again! The upcoming Libra-Aries eclipses on March 25th and April 8th have a unique flavor to them, featuring beams of Venusian support and base notes of chaos from a drunken Mars and an unruly Mercury retrograde. We’ve got all the juicy details on what these eclipses will mean for your rising sign, and where you can find a helping hand to see you through....

The spice is flowing this week as we voyage beyond the known universe into the funky, far out, ultra-uranian astrology of sci-fi! What are the signs and signatures that get more life from imagining alien worlds, technological leaps, time travel, big brother dystopias and cyberpunk raves? What does Uranus do to our charts and the zeitgeist? Come with us if you want to learn! Plus, we’re unpacking t...

This week we’re getting lost in the misty dreamlands of Pisces — the creative, compassionate water sign here to teach us how to transcend through surrender. We’re talking oceanic feelings, messiah complexes, surreal Venus lore, Gloria Vanderbilt’s bathtub, body horror, con artistry, playing the victim, Johnny Cash, mad glamour and more! Plus your forecast for this funky Full Moon in Virgo week!   ...

We’re back with part two of our exploration of the ascendent, diving deep into the personalities, the fashion faux pas, the relational styles and the MAGIC of our final six rising signs — Libra thru Pisces! Plus we’ve got your horoscopes for another week of Aquarius wildness and an extra exclusive piece of Taylor Swift gossip that’s so juicy, it can only be explained by a venus-pluto transit.   *✧...

Double check your birth time, because this week is all about your ascendant aka your rising sign! Your rising sign is one of the loudest and most significant parts of your chart, describing your personality, relational style, fashion sense, appearance, and the way you see the world. It sets up the architecture of your entire birth chart! It’s a big deal! Join us for part one, as we dive deep into...

Welcome to your sci-fi era! Pluto will be in the radical sign of Aquarius for the next 20 years, focusing its transformative powers on technology, democracy, the internet, intentional communities, outsiders, aliens and more! But this is about way more than just AI — after 16 long years in Capricorn, Pluto will also be bringing its spicy brand of evolution to a whole new area of your life. This wee...