Isabel Nihte and Maggie D. Waldron

Cloth Mothers

Comedy EN ↓ 2 episodes

Life got you down? Got a lot on your mind? Feeling like you’re all alone in this gross duplicitous wasteland of reality? Then these are the ladies for you! We are your cloth mothers. We are two beautiful young women with LOW emotional intelligence, LITTLE TO NO practical skills and DAZZLING personalities. You, the baby monkeys, send your troubles to us. Personal, professional, romantic or financial. Whatever kind of troubling situation you’ve found yourself in we can’t help you in any way that matters—but—we can provide comfort.

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Isabel Nihte and Maggie D. Waldron

Episodes

Cloth Mothers 2 - The Dirt on Penn and Teller 14.04.2026 59:01

The girls are feeling spicy tonight! Wire mother comes out in this episode as your cloth mothers teach you how to fuck (it’s easier then you think). That’s right, only two episodes in and we’re getting nasty! Many will not survive! The cloth mothers receive a missive from a very popular butch lesbian as Maggie figures out if she's a boss or a pencil pusher, and Isabel puts an end to identity p...

Cloth Mothers Episode 1 - The Clothening 14.04.2026 1:06:11

Life got you down? Got a lot on your mind? Feeling like you’re all alone in this gross, duplicitous wasteland of reality? These are the ladies for you! We are your cloth mothers! Are you not sure what to do? Can’t figure out how to come out to your friends? Craving solutions to your relationship drama? Maggie and Isabel cannot help! Want women of no substance to comfort you in this moment of need?...