Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast

Drop us a line or two . . . ## LONG SUMMARY It's the day after the Fourth of July, and Queenie is calling in from Clifton Park, New York while TT is holding down the fort in Wisconsin. The holiday recap is suitably low-key — TT's dog was scared, the neighbors were mostly unbothered, and Queenie caught some fireworks through the car window while she was out on the road. But the big headli...

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT celebrate summer's arrival with TT's chaotic pickleball debut, a mortifying "it's an Indian name" moment, and a brand-new segment — Wait What? — launching with the news that a real mushroom causes consistent hallucinations of tiny mischievous people. They also debate when vs. how they'd want to know they're dying, TT fuc...

Drop us a line or two . . . Join Queenie and TT as they share their latest adventures, thoughts on current events, and humorous takes on life as seasoned queens. This episode covers everything from local events to global sports, with plenty of laughs and insights. And be sure to stay tuned for their newest podcast adventure--Pleasantly Confused! Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast , a #1 ra...

Drop us a line or two . . . There's a BIG announcement from Queenie and TT, once they get through some talk about softball, pickleball, and body betrayals. They aren't on the same page with TT's Choice, but can see each other's perspective (of course!). And the F*** It List entry pushes back on the over-50 generations' focus on women being "good" and "nice,&...

Drop us a line or two . . . We open mid-chaos — Queenie's looking out the window at incoming weather and clocking the Belmont Stakes clock ticking down, while TT is recovering from twenty-one (count 'em, twenty-one) unsolicited phone calls from a porch enclosure company after the crime of simply browsing their website. One innocent look at three-season room options, and suddenly her phon...

Drop us a line or two . . . This episode opens the way the best ones do — mid-ramble, mid-life, totally unrushed. Queenie and TT kick things off with a digression about estate sales and thrift shops, specifically the unsettling realization that the stuff of their childhoods is now being tagged and priced at church basements across America. Harvest gold Tupperware. Avocado canisters. Country geese...

Drop us a line or two . . . This week, TT survives a heroic (if bruising) escape from a dream assailant via an impressive mid-sleep dismount, and Queenie's sister quits her toxic job with no safety net and full support from the hosts. The two dig into a JAMA study on why older adults are cannabis's fastest-growing demographic — and have thoughts about whether "I just like the way I...

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT check in from opposite sides of the country — one narrowly missed by a falling tree, one managing four international assignees and a rogue brain. They cover Target selling cannabis beverages in red states, a gummy rebrand nobody asked for, the question of which single hour of the day you'd choose to get high (they'd never pick the same one), and...

Drop us a line or two . . . Pull up a chair, kick off those platform shoes, and pour yourself something nice — Closet Disco Queen is back with another episode that proves midlife is anything but boring. This week, Queenie and TT are finally face to face — no camera, just vibes and good green — and they're covering everything from cemetery maintenance to artisanal cannabis brands, and a surpri...

Drop us a line or two . . . This episode kicks off mid-chaos, as all the best ones do. Queenie's smoking a Triangle Kush pre-roll from Ghost ("it's an Indica — very nice") and TT has accidentally consumed 25 milligrams of passion fruit gummy thinking it was maybe a half of a 20. She's boarding a 5:30 a.m. flight to come see Queenie, a flight that somehow routes through Atl...

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT are deep in spring mode — bonsai-ing trees, battling fence encroachers, and sending love to their inexplicably large fanbase in Hungary. They break down the latest cannabis rescheduling news, play a round of "Would You Rather," and stumble into a genuinely beautiful conversation about legacy, grief, and what people will say about you when you&ap...

Drop us a line or two . . . This week, Queenie & TT ride out literal and emotional storms—from Midwest tornado warnings to the unpredictable reality of caregiving for aging parents. Queenie shares the heartbreaking contrast between her mom’s structured weekdays and disoriented weekends, highlighting the exhausting “Jekyll & Hyde” nature of cognitive decline. Meanwhile, TT reflects on the q...

Drop us a line or two . . . In this special 420 episode of the Closet Disco Queen Podcast, Queenie and TT end Season 4 with cannabis, comedy, and a conversation that feels both timely and overdue. TT is back from Mexico, adjusting to rainy weather, a broken dryer, and the return to everyday life, while Queenie reports on spring finally arriving in the Northeast, complete with birds nesting, squirr...

Drop us a line or two . . . This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT connect across borders as TT records from sunny Mexico (where cannabis is still surprisingly illegal) while Queenie holds down the damp, chilly Northeast. From sunscreen breakthroughs to beachside tequila compromises, the episode kicks off with vacation vibes before diving into everything from cannabis science to politics,...

Drop us a line or two . . . Riverside ate our episode. TT's in Cancun. So Queenie's flying solo with 11 original AI-generated cannabis songs from the CDQ vault. Consider this your official Humble Pond Productions playlist drop. Pour something. Spark something. Press play. FULL EPISODE DESCRIPTION Well, queens. It has been a week. Our recorded episode went up in smoke — and not the good k...

Drop us a line or two . . . This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with wildlife chaos (mice, rabbits, and an unexpected “buck rub” situation) before diving into a conversation that takes a sharp and meaningful turn into midlife health, hormones, and letting go. Because at this stage of life, everything is on the table. TT shares a long-awaited gynecologist visit and her d...

Drop us a line or two . . . This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with March Madness wins (and losses), mystery stash chocolate, and the joy of a perfectly sized “dog walker” pre-roll — because sometimes all you need is a quick buzz and a short walk. But things quickly take a turn into the kind of conversation only midlife cannabis queens can have: 👉 When exactly did we...

Drop us a line or two . . . This week on Closet Disco Queen , Queenie and TT start the morning with birthdays, kitchen renovations, and the promise of spring before diving into one of life’s most pressing questions: Why do humans have permanent boobs? A fascinating (and slightly hilarious) evolutionary theory suggests breasts may have evolved to keep newborn babies warm. Who knew the girls might a...

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie kicks things off with a full report on “cheating” on her longtime stylist when a French salon manager steps in and delivers oddly regal, precision-level hair artistry… plus a shampoo chair massage that basically qualifies as diplomacy. The two riff on aging moments that hit like a surprise slap (hello, “65+” as the final survey category), how invisibility feels...

Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT record in the morning like the agile legends they are… despite a little tech lag. They recap a quiet Stink-O-Rama roller skating day, celebrate Chef Son’s homemade feast, and spiral (comedically) into the brutal truth of aging, hormones, and the “we’re shriveling into dust balls” era. They revisit Tanya’s menopause/HRT wisdom, debate psychedelics and micr...

Drop us a line or two . . . This week is a special guest episode, and it’s spicy, honest, and wildly overdue. Queenie & TT are joined by Tanya Griffin — health educator, entrepreneur, and long-time voice in women’s wellness — for a candid conversation about the stuff we were raised to whisper about… in a brown paper bag… “down below.” They talk menopause and perimenopause without the shame, th...

Drop us a line or two . . . In this episode, Queenie & TT do what midlife women everywhere are doing right now: trying to hold it together when winter, responsibility, and the state of the world are doing the most to break us. There’s frigid weather, indoor soccer in inflatable buildings, sports stress, and the honest truth that sometimes the best mental health plan is: go outside once… and th...

Drop us a line or two . . . Episodes may include original AI-assisted music created by Queenie & TT, alongside licensed intro and outro music. In this episode, Queenie & TT reconnect after a warm-weather escape and a return to brutal winter temperatures, reflecting on travel resets, cold-weather survival, and the strange humor that comes with seasonal whiplash. From snow-covered beaches to...

Drop us a line or two . . . 📝 EPISODE SUMMARY  In this episode, Queenie & TT laugh their way through the disorienting reality of midlife, where plans shift, routines unravel, and certainty feels increasingly optional. From household disruption and tech hiccups to travel prep, lingering colds, and the low-grade exhaustion that sneaks in when everything feels slightly off, this conversation cap...

Drop us a line or two . . . In this episode, Queenie & TT lean into the growing midlife realization that the old way of doing things may no longer apply — and that turning it upside down might be exactly what’s required. They talk candidly about exhaustion, disruption, and the low-grade burnout that comes from being the default person for everything. From home projects and daily chaos to the e...