Closed Comments

We try to guess comments pertaining to cryptids. Alternate titles for this episode were The Ohio Files, Metal Orcas, Boujee Aliens, The Clown Prince of the Swamp and Good ol’ Trolls.

Today we look at comments pertaining to animals. Topics include whether you should kiss your pet hedgehog (no), if Dodos were tasty, and which animal can eat with both sides of its body. Nick has a New York Times subscription and Sam has Reddit.

In our first zoological episode, we read comments about animals. Topics and tangents include: whether Joe Exotic would make a good pet, Elder Scrolls, Russians versus Floridians versus Hippos, cryptids, and prehensile penises.

We sift through comments on movie trailers. Topics covered include a protracted discussion of You, Me and Dupree , Idiocracy coming true, Renfield , Ren Faires, and semi-forgotten Best Picture winners.

We're back doing movies. In this episode, we look at comments on new and old movie trailers. Topics include: unauthorized biopics, Gerard Butler, Tetris intrigue, and mid-2000s era comedies. Email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We read comments about well-known people. Topics and tangents include why people hate poetry, guillotine etiquette, and Rasputin. Shoot us an email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We read comment threads about people living and dead. (Mostly dead). Tangents include wrestling jargon, teenage AI, and the movie 300. Email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

In our second work-related episode, we try to make sense of comments about people's careers. Topics discussed include gamer mayors, renaissance faires, familiarity with death, lifeguard traps, elite priests, and The Good Nurse. Email interesting comments to closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We examine jobs (from the soul-crushing to the physically crushing) through the comments people leave about their work. Topics covered include: the perils of clockmaking, chimney sweeps, bunker boys, Pan Am, Catch Me if You Can , and what happens if you break into the “wrong” house. Send links to interesting comments to: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We surf the comments on Goodreads, Barnes & Noble, Reddit, and Amazon. Non sequiturs include pro wrestling, Pavlov’s dog, geishas, and greasers. Email links to interesting comments to: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

In our first book club episode, we explore the comments on Goodreads, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble. Topics covered include the Mandela Effect, Saddam Hussein, whether babies can see color (?), the Da Vinci Code, Keanu Reeves as a caterpillar, and M. Night Shyamalan. Email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We excavate the comment sections of the New York Post, the Daily Mail, and other news sites (Reddit). Topics covered include owling, an aquarium disaster, offended druids, how weather balloons will save the world, and Robocop. Email interesting comments to closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We explore the comments on news articles on the New York Post, the Daily Mail, Facebook, Reddit, and others. Topics covered include hungry hippos, delicious dodos, secret Chinese police stations, dinosaur malfeasance, and magnets (how do they work?).

We return to the comments sections of Yelp, TripAdvisor, Expedia, and others. Topics covered include haircuts at cigar shops, the joy of koi ponds, a gym (allegedly) run by kids, sanitizer vandals, bounty hunter work hours, and a nightmare at a tattoo shop. Email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com Cover by jimmyjohnyd

We mine customer reviews on Yelp, TripAdvisor, Google and Reddit. Topics covered include moose scammers (?), Stonehenge, banana cars, Ulaanbaatar, parking lot thieves and American mummies in the British Museum. Cover art by jimmyjohnyd Send links to interesting comments to: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We read user reviews from Amazon and Walmart and try to figure out what they’re talking about. Topics covered include The Witcher, odd customer service complaints, murder, and ‘backwards’ manga. email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

Join us as we delve into the user reviews of an array of Amazon and Walmart items. Sam doesn’t know dogs. Nick goes gross. Topics discussed include self-administered pepper spray, singing fish, and popcorn lung. email us links to interesting comments: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com cover art by jimmyjohnyd

We explore the comment sections on movies. And Sam makes a mistake. Email links to interesting comments to: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

We plumb the depths of imdb, amazon, and letterboxd user reviews. Send links to bizarre movie comments to closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com