Clocking the Nation

Hey goyalz, happy 2024 to every one of y'alls. It's officially one year of CTN, and we're celebrating with a thicc clocking to kick off election season. The Epstein List dropped, and we took a look. We bag on some of the hoes but dig deeper into Miss Alan Dershowitz, former Epstein and Trump lawyer. We have to say it: January 6th was a major flop this year in particular. Hear our th...

Your girls are back with a new episode taking on the busted, corrupt state of affairs in this country. We cover George Santos being anything for a dollar, click, or share on Cameo. He was hired to make a video by none other than Senator Dusty himself, John Fetterman, to bash an X account with no views. Kyle Busted the House released a book that's tanking hard on the Kindle charts, and we did...

Our 20th episode is here!!! Ah! In this one, we revisit Ana Navarro's busted house as she makes headlines again for thirsting after Maluma. Then, we take a deep dive into Doja Cat's boyfriend J. Cyrus, who posts the most dry, crumbly cookie reviews ever made on Instagram. They're nothing for friggin viewsss. And in this one, we get a bit more personal and share our journeys with acn...

Conservative host of The Nothing for View, Ana Navarro, stirred up drama when she said that Jada Pinkett Smith is holding Will Smith emotionally prisoner. But how can Jada hold him hostage when she doesn't even know who he is? And if you haven't heard of Lex Fridman, you need to get up to speed. His popular show, which we call the Lex Fridman Experience, is known for having some of the m...

Enjoy a new episode of our end-of-summer recording sesh, with new glitz and glam production. In part dos, we dig into the male hysteria that's gripping the planet. Starfield, a space RPG by Bethesda Studios, is triggering thumb-looking men because it offers pronouns in character select. In particular, some guy in the UK named Heelsvsbabyface has a complete meltdown over it, so we you already...

Hey gworls, got a little snack for y'all to to nibble on so your blood sugar doesn't go insane while we're a little 2 week vacation. Here's Part 1 of our latest episode, Part 2 out mañana. In this one we discuss the latest TikTok creep to be exp0sed, none other than the queen of unbothered- Miss Rodger Cleye herself, who vanished from TikTok last week.. Plus, the brogrammers ar...

Sorry we're late goyas we've been traveling and making mogul moves. On our latest episode, we give you an update on some of the messiest girlies on the right. Miss Pearly Davis got clocked on live TV for everyone to see, Candace Owens interviews Andrew Tate's busted house, and Margarine Taylor Greene shows Hunter Biden's noods to Congress. On the GOP primary front, Trump is bus...

The summer heat is cranked high and the girls are acting up in this latest episode. Elon Musk is reeling as Zuck launches Threads, an unseasoned version of Twitter, which grew to over 100 million users. Chris and Karina clock their feud for views and attention. Your hosts also discuss how Mr. Beast and Ice Spice may have more in common than meets the eye, Logan Paul's energy drink is under in...

Hot goya summer is in full effect! Chris and Karina are back with a hilarious episode where they dive deep into the Bloomberg portal to clock the latest tea. Conservatives are getting mad at ketchup and mustard, Elon Musk is trying to recruit Rachel Maddow while stanning the Unabomber, and AI Mr. Krabs is addicted to drugs.  Also, Jeffree Star gets swatted the houssseee after a TikTok live with Te...

Hey y'all we're back with a jampacked show all about blowing out the dust from this raggedy country! We discuss how our government is being used as hospice care, George Santos is being unjustly persecuted on behalf of shoppers everywhere, and Yeonmi Park is spreading tall tales about North Korea's dust policies. Get into this mess, we'll give you the energy you need to start yo...

This was an eventful week in the news media! Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson get the axe; we discuss the drama and where they may end up next. The tea is PIPING, so we cool down with a Starbucks Oleato, the new drink that's sending people to the bathroom all over America. Alec Baldwin was acquitted of all charges in the death of Halyna Hutchins, leading his wife Hilaria to post a fugly Instagram...

We're back with our best episode ever! And yes, we say that every time because every time it's true. We start with a trip off the Las Vegas strip where people are playing up tropical for views. An update from Donda on how the school is literally a cult. Then Chris and Karina clock Candace Owens for calling Jojo Siwa lesbian for views. We end off with a man who claims that Kim Kardashian...

This week we discuss the Trump indictment and how it's essentially the thesis of this entire show. Trump's desperate azz may become a passport bro, a group of men from TikTok and YouTube who are leaving America to get women abroad. We clock how these guys are getting rejected even from the poorest regions. And then speaking of scammers and flops, we discuss how we got banned from Postmat...

This week, we clock superficiality in the metaverse and IRL. Palmer Luckey, inventor of Oculus VR, has made a new headset that combusts your entire badussy. We touch on the Oscars, where Michelle Yeoh sent a powerful message to Don Lemons everywhere. Then we take a dive down a Twitter rabbit hole to learn why libs are getting mad about Ron DeSantos' Navy days. Strap in for an epic clocking, g...

We're back with our first episode of March, get ready because your girls went full political the houz. The wonky FDA busted on Elon for wanting to implant chips into our brains. Elon also threw a tantrum over ChatGPT being woke for not saying slurs to prevent a nuclear winter. Ron DeSantos paid a visit to the duuuusty Reagan library to spread his mess and collect California coins. Republicans...

The girlies are redpilling again! Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo, and Jeffree Star have more in common than you think. Their astronomical flops have pushed them further to the Right as they become desperate for views. Then after paying homage to UC Berkeley royalty, Chris and Karina put on their Big Red Boots and stomp out of their Democrat Run Cities and into the astral realm.

So many feuds to unpack this week! Ron DeSantos and Trump go toe to toe in what could become a competitive Republican primary. Falsie flop Mikayla Nagueira gets a coveted invite from Jeffree Star to be buried at his YikYak farm. Busted billionaires Bill Gates and Elon Musk mud wrestle for the last dose of Ozempic. And America is shook to its very core by a foreign hot air balloon.

The beauty girlies are at it again Knives Out style. Makeup guru Mikayla Nogueira is accused of gluing false eyelashes in her latest L'Oreal sponsorship and Jeffree Starr pounced on it as an opportunity for views. Speaking of Miss Starr, she unfollowed Rich Lux (frenemy of the pod) and is getting cozy with the NFL. Then, Elon Musk makes a couple of surprising admissions, making Chris and Kari...

This one's a doozy, dolls. We step into Miss George Santos's heels to understand why she lies so much. Prince Harry takes us on a personal tour to todger town as we recount some of the Freudian slips that made it into his published book "Spare." Then we head over to WeHo, where 6 gay men are fighting for their lives because their awful show took airtime away from Rupaul's...

We're back with the second part of our special this week! Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has banned the word "Latinx" in Arkansas as her first order of business. Tucker Carlson throws a hissy fit over the new plus-size M&M and throws neck for Alex Jones in leaked texts. And the Pillsbury Doughboy comes out as non-binary...in Chris and Karina's imagination.

We're back with longer episodes and part one of a double feature! What DON'T we cover in this episode? AI takes center stage; we heard there's a new robot that can blow your back out. Gwen Stefani also got her 23 and Me results in, and guess what? She's 100% delusional! As a bonus, we talk about Tory Lanez, Tumblr, and OkCupid the house.

A long time ago in a busted galaxy far, far away...the United States Space Force has a scandal involving a chartreuse mankini. Chris and Karina are back with long-awaited intergalactic tea to spill, and girl we're just getting started! From Miss Roger Stone and Alex Jones, to Sims 3 and right-wing scrutiny of drag shows, we cover it all in this episode, honey.

Today we take you on a journey to MAGAville, aka Truth Social, as we infiltrate to uncover mess. It's Kurtains for Sinema as she exits the Democratic party, the New York Times is gooped by Elon, and Brittney Griner is freed and conservatives are predictably angry the house.

Political influencer culture is ripe for a takedown, and we're ready to clock some houses. In this intro, learn what Clocking the Nation is all about and how we met. Then we give a quick dictionary sesh to teach you about how we dissect the mess. Get ready for the gayest podcast in the metaverse.

Welcome to Episode 1 where right out the gate we go for some of the most busted men in the biz. Donald Trump hosts a star-studded dinner party at Mar-a-Lago, Elon Musk gets catty the house on Twitter, and Alex Jones tries to pay off his massive amount of debt with some bourbon.