Clever Name Podcast

No sleep good make vaccine no work good, covid might be from a person in China eating a dog, another black woman in America is abused by the police, new hit game Terfinstein just dropped were you get to kill fascist transphobes. We do some artism and Artty draws out most offensive prompts, Blake thinks he could fight a zebra and it wouldn't be a St. Patrick's day without an Irish woman stabbing he...

Artty came back and has full blown artism this week with some impressive speed drawing. Lizzo does some jumping jacks to Ramstein's Du hast, a guy does a wicked burnout, Russian is getting invaded for once, the Russian embassy tells The deputy Prime Minister Of Canada To F Off and being white is racist. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast 

This week we find out where lumps are popping up on Ryan, what is causing heart attacks and why my anus is so restless. Moose attacks are on the rise and so is accidental racism. White history moth part 2 of 11 is underway with the ceremonial listen of whiteboy summer. Elves are found in the trees of Mexico, and despite popular opinion weebs are not good at picking up chicks. Kids read the erotic...

We celebrate 100,000 downloads with a power hour. Ever minute Blake will take a shot of beer and Ryan will eat an edible. Martin is slowly dying from the poison leaking in Ohio, we attempt to play a game and Biden thanks Martins homeland of Poland.  Someone finds out poo is taped to their door in traumatic fashion, we heard from the Black History Month Ambassador and momma got evicted from section...

Arrty is back to impress with stand up and drawing. We learn that Tiger Woods might not be the best golfer but he's defiantly funniest. Ryans Girlfriend dies of blood loss and Ryan describes your favorites animes. This week in woke lets us know its NOT okay to be white but brown is A OK. We try and take out Ryan's wrist lump with magic and perseverance and it goers poorly. All this and more on thi...

Artty from the Social Assassins Podcast joins us from an I.C.E. prison camp to help us celebrate black history month. We thought we had seen peak sandwich making but you aint seen anything until you see the abortion of a sandwich Martin makes this week. A lady gets her face painted for black history month, racial slurs are worse than nukes and the reason you cant get ahead if you are a P.O.C is sh...

Finally we have vaccinated heart attacks, CP24 is hilariously racist for black history month and AI Hitler is banned from the app store. We get a state of the union from the commander and chief, Mary Magdalene breast plant exploded after getting addicted to plastic sugary and AI tells us white people are bad. No one knows where their rectums are and that lady finally ate her "choocheese" she made...

Our favorite Amigo Hugo just had a birthday and we learn Viagra and Cialis is what has been keeping him young. The Black Eyed Peas are suing some unicorns that poop glitter slime, we rank some racism, watch a kid be stupid and a lady who on some NASCAR sheet. You are a bigot if you feel like a natural woman and white people be smelling like pennies in this week and woke. All this and more on this...

Video games are causing heart attacks, school bus drivers are still trying to abuse what little power they have, Gay martin has sent us a song and period poverty is the problem no one knew about that is affecting us all. Justin Roiland is the most hilarious child groomer there is, we try our best to make horrible news stories funny and we learn that fake man made vaginas are better than the free b...

Buzzlightyear faked the moon landing, a fat girl and her boyfriend tried to break into Ryan's garage, Martin wrote a book and we find out its hard to swim with one arm. We play Epstein island guestbook game and find out which of our favorite celebrities visited pedo island. All this and so much and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast. Every Saturday at 4:20pm EST (roughly) we are live doing a f...

Martins SS cat has recovered from last week, Ryan used to steal condoms from his dad but not for what you think. We read the hit novel "don't bath with uncle joe setting boundaries with adults" so Ryan can learn. We try a to speed run this week in woke and start to notice a disturbing trend. We may have found the root cause of tiktok activism. We do a little trans math and watch Dana White's first...

Martin is out tending to his SS cat, Blake is back from his stay in an Arizona airport and Ryan has added more books to his distasteful book collection. We find out the each generations top searches on pornhub and a clown has an abortion on stage at a kid friendly drag show. We look bad on last years predictions and make some new ones and Dr. Tam tells us about the lockdowns in china. All this and...

Blake is trapped in Arizona and might die there, Ryans lump is migrating north, we find out Santa is vaccinated, boosted and also not real. The world is ending in 2023 according to the Venga Boys and we have some cheap last minute gift for Christmas. All this and more on this week Clever Name Podcast

Blake is on 12 different flights to go see his girlfriend, Dodds joins us to play Pornhub search family feud, homeless men are peeing at Ryan and people who question the science are extremely dangerous, even on the behind the wheel. All this and much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast

Martin died of scrapple poisoning so Blake must suffer through the dick matching game Martin desperately wanted made. We have the first edition of lump watch and things are looking positive. Girls are making cheese from their vagina on TikTok, a 16-year-old got a kiss and found love at a trump rally with an "American woman". Women are being assaulted and kids are joining gangs in the metaverse. La...

Martin is live from Pennsylvania, Ryan's cyst has regrown and Blake is itching to take care of  it. We play guess the lady boy game and the newsiest thing causing blood clots is mis information. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.

It's the day of trans remembrance so we decide to play some fun games, watch some educational videos and learn all about the reality of being trans. We watch a brave and beautiful woman carry her team to victory and we find out how to win gender. All this and more on this week's Clever Name Podcast.

Gay Martin has claimed responsibility for the attack on our YouTube channel. We have been banned permanently with threats of gay sex are the only way to get it back. We play another round of Clever Name Jeopardy with brand new categories. Marvel has partnered to with Pfizer to producer the worlds greatest comic book, plus we find out when you just ask random girls to suck your d*ick. All this and...

A guy in an SS costume gets kicked out of a bar, its racist to swim and turns out telling kids no sometimes is a good thing. Crystal wanted to be a cat when she was a kid and would be a furry today if left unchecked. There is a man with more butt space than any other human, a roofer with the least amouth of clothes and a man with a penis for which Elon Musk would be proud. All this an more on this...

We talk about stuff that's so horrible and disgusting that we can even type it out. Honestly, if you are reading this then wtf are you doing? no I'm really asking? This is a podcast, you listen to it. If you like it then keep listening to the other stuff or if you don't then wait a bit we will talk about something else. Don't feel like doing that? Then why have you read so far into this descriptio...

Blake is at home nursing his aids or "BLAIDS" so we have an important conversation on how you wash your hair. We discuss the dangers of using a Ouija board and trying to summon a demon. Nickelback just dropped some hot new member berries and puberty blockers are the hip new drugs the kids are doing. New York candidate for congress released some borderline hostage porn as promotion for his "sex pos...

Turns out men only learn speed metal not to get girls but impress other dudes. Ryan is ungrateful about his birthday gift and we debate the if he is justified. We play Clever Name Jeopardy the Jeopardy inspired game with questions about Clever Name Podcast. We check out the self-proclaimed girl who is too hot to be arrested and we listen to a bit of her music. All this and more on this weeks Cleve...