Clever Name Podcast

Crystals on the show again and we talk about the show that Ryan recorded with 2 girls from California that will be released tomorrow. Then Crystal says she has a better story then Ryan and one Ups him. Then Dan gets really drunk at a house party.

Dan is ready to smoke the weed that is supposed to make you horny and we see what happens. Then we see if the worst things we have ever done can stand up to the worst things the internet did. Then we do our best segment High News.

We wanted to get salvia for Ryan to smoke on the show. We sent Dan out to find some and he came back with something called "Dutch Magic Bud". We found that its an aphrodisiac and we try to get dan to smoke it.

We talk about Ryan's ex girlfriends shit story and why you should keep your shit private. Then we do Dan signature segment "Ginger Judge" when we go over some crazy court cases. Then Ryan found a list of things that the internet named including the gushing granny's and Hitler did nothing wrong.

Guess the tits !! if you can guess whos boobs we used for crystal in our last episode and we will send you a sticker. Big foot vs Yeti, who will win? Are they the same thing? We will find out. Then we talk about the weirdest thing we have masturbated to.

We talk about our new logo and mascot. Also we talk about sucking the wrong dicks. Then we have Crystal on the show and we play "Who will my girlfriend bang" where Ryan and Dan guess what girls Crystal would have sex with.

Dan has the idea that we should be sponsored by a adult movie store or a sex shop. Dan records himself trying to get him us sponsored and embarrassing him self in the process.

0:08 Dan drinks and Ryan smokes 2:35 Drinking vs smoking game 5:50 Ryans addicted to weed 1149 What makes you stupider ? 20:45 Smoking when in your parents house 23:47 The best parenting advise ever given 25:20 Dans a sex offender 28:55 Problem child 32:00 Sucking the wrong dicks 37:00 Pregnant bitches 38:43 Ryan is snorting babies 44:17 Underage sexts 48:52 You gotta suck the wrong dicks to find...

Ryan pees his pants and we try to find out why. Then we discuss the rumors about Louis CK and we have some interesting ideas.

0:10 Would you fuck your teacher 0:53 Hot teacher talk 5:15 Instagram or teacher who fucked students 13:14 Sex at bible camp 37:57 Would you fuck a midget 40:27 Russian Rapper 45:03 Whats up with Ryan's Butt Hole 50:00 Dans Gross Face

Its been a year since the Ryan and Aaron Show started and we talk about the old shows. Cod is back and we change the game play to WWII. Dan got a new mic and we talk about zachs story from episode 32.

This is our second hour long podcast and now we have face cam too. We talk about new equipment broken bones and drugs. 0:12 Intro bong toke 0:22 How do you hold your dick? 4:57 New show ideas 7:02 Ryans nose and broken bones 21:24 Buzz Feed Game 38:02 Drugs and alcohol 44:59 Using heroin when your 80

Zach (Tin tim) is back on the show and has an amazing story about how to give a blowjob. Zach has been in the military for months now and is ready to talk about it.

We talk about the porn we watch and who is in it. Then we talk about ass play and how to do it. Ryan shares his own experiences.

0:15 What the fuck are we? 3:15 Donald Trumps butt hole 6:50 Tits is how we get popular 15:10 Crystal joins 21:25 Crystal gets on mic and talks about ass play 31:10 Ryan pitches a porn podcast 32:00 Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson 35:55 Meat spin contest 40:00 Strippers on the show 42:00 You are the winner 44:00 Dan's afraid of back people!

We finish the dumb game where we find out who is dumbest on the show by who has done the dumbest things.

We try to find out which one of us is the smartest one on the show by figuring out who is the dumbest. I made a list of dumb thing people have done and assigned points to them. If you have done it you get point and the person with the most points is the dumbest.

We talk about our dicks and crystal. Crystals has some new experiences with girls and Ryan is unsure how he feels about it. Lastly we talk anal sex and how you get it done.

We explain what happened to Jon. We go over the fight Ryan and Jon had and we talk about the best show we ever recorded.

We do our signature segment High News. This is were Ryan gets high and reads the news.... very complex. This time we talk about a drunk duck and a meth masturbation.

We try and episode where we don't use any game play and just use our face cam. We answers some of some very dumb questions and Dan tells the best story he has every told.

Dan is gone again so Jon and I go over some important news. Including Lego ISIS sets and drunk canoeing.

Dan inst on the show today and Ryan and Jon get very high. Then we talk about shaving habits and sexting. Then we answer some high questions.

This is the first of our three part shows for 2 lies and a truth. This is where we tell on true story and two fake stories and this time its Ryans turn. If you want to see this episode with a face cam go here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast

We basically talk about jerking off the whole show. We also have a new addition to the show, our friend Jon who will join us from time to time.