Clam & Jackie Bam

Clam & Jackie Bam are going on a 9 month hiatus from September. We’ve been invited on an experimental pregnancy-residency on Mars or some shiet... So please—enjoy our last (for now) mic'd up chat, wherein we discuss an excellent exhibition at the George Paton Gallery, the Victorian Pet Census, and a shocking mural controversy in St Kilda. We also check in with the GOAT Freddie Never about...

The Gertrude Studio Program is one of Australia’s most highly regarded contemporary art residencies. This year, 182 artists applied, eight were selected, and ONE sat down with Clam & Jackie Bam to eat hot chips and shoot the sh*t. Narrm’s resident PC shock jocks were delighted to chat with Georgia Morgan aka @scorpiopork about art, intention, babies, Bondi, Judaism, Hinduism, trash, and more i...

World Class Sinners Clam & Jackie Bam take the mic again. These culture vultures are tireless, covering the Naarm's Aldi Dark Mofo, RISING, and HBO's contro The Idol. Plus they try solve the housing crisis.

It’s cold. The leaves are changing. Are you suffering from SAD (super aggressive desire to listen to Clam & Jackie Bam)? Us too. We’ve been soooo busy/ sad. The cure is here. TOPICS: Karen’s Diner triple date, Met Gala stuff, Ellery in Paris (even more of a scam than that Netflix show). Also: Aesop $3.7B sale fable (tortoise loses to hare testing corporation).

We were LIVE at MPAVILION on 04/03/23 Relive the magic with this recording Not captured: Jackie Bam's Ozzy Osbourne style entrance- this time round, tearing the heads off of tiny Koala toys instead of a live bat. Captured: everything else

THE KLAM & JACKIE BAM SHOW STREAMED LIVE ON 16/02/23. Firstly, here's an invitation! Join us on 4 March, 4pm, at MPAVILION w. Kalyani & Ponzu Island & SLAMROSS1000. Fun IRL hangout afternoon under the lush orange canopy in the stunning botanical gardens, more info here: https://mpavilion.org/program/pavs-clam-and-jackie-bam-takeover/ Onto business. Valentine’s Day Debate… love will tear us apart,...

BAZINGA WE’RE BACK New year, same old Clam & Jackie Bam. Except now we twitchin’! That’s right. Radio, old school, just like it always was. Except now it’s LIVE on Twitch TV and RECORDED wherever you get your radio shows.  (British Accent) We discuss Alexander McQueen @ NGV and pay homage to Dame Vivienne Westwood. (End British accent). What’s allegedly in and out in 2023? Game show editi...

Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL (is there any other way?!) on Thursday 20/10/22 on Crawl Radio.  COME WATCH US "DJ" AT FLIPPY'S October 29, care of Audrey Schmidt/ DJ Dedications' Queerbait Residency. THE WEATHER It’s getting wet and steamy. Sorry!!!! But it is. DEAD DOG OP SHOP SCAM You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can run a sham animal charity from a Sydney Rd Op Shop i...

CLAM AND JACKIE BAM were rolling raw, uncut and LIVE on the CRAWL RADIO digital airwaves on 15/9/22.  Where else can you hear about important shifts in the Australian industrial relations landscape alongside poly-commune proposals? We try to practice what we preach, btw.  RIP QUEEN (NOT YOU) Monarchy death, discussed. STAND UP, FIGHT BACK, NERDS Bookworms deserve a living wage. We cover...

CLAM AND JACKIE BAM were BACK on air THURSDAY 11/8/22 5:30PM on Crawl Radio after a much needed hiatus. Where? Why? The details are none of your business. MAROSKE MALL RATS: Your hosts report on our exclusive preview of an unreleased new collection that we saw first, by the Peechiest designers West of Sydney Rd.  ACMI: Always Cool Movies Innit, Ayyy Cum’Ma Inside (for a film). Fed Square fant...

Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL (is there any other way?!) on 22/06/22 on Crawl Radio. FREDDIE NEVER FORGETS Crawl Radio becomes a Temporary Autonomous Zone in Collingwood Yards as we welcome everybody’s favourite German anarchist club critic to the studio. AN EXCITING AND VIVID INNER LIFE We review Melbourne’s it-literati star Paul Dalla Rosa’s new book of short stories. Let’s get alienate...

The Clam and Jackie Bam Show was on air again... LIVE at 5:30 PM on 27/5/22 on Crawl Radio. SCHMATTES TALK: We discuss the Helmut Newton exhibition with the help of local historian Lesley Sharon Rosenthal, she of “​​Fabulous Frocks, Funky Fashion and Flinders Lane” book fame. GUCCI, BENJAMIN, ARENDT, OH MY!: Your hosts get theoretical about Gucci Resort ‘23. CLUB NITE GUEST LIST: Bring on the thea...

The Clam and Jackie Bam Show was on air again, man... LIVE at 5:30 PM on 3/8/22 Crawl Space Radio. White (Passing) Dreads: Jackie-Bam, back from hiatus, reports on a secret society of staunch women in Newcastle. Clam also returns from deep in Fremantle’s Jungle Bar. Here’s an insight for weary travellers: a backpacker cosplay can work wonders for the soul. Lentil as Nothing: Speaking of those spir...

Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL on CRAWL RADIO on 28/04/22 with ORIGINAL ADS made in the MU MU 5000 STUDIO. Our 6 month anniversary episode. The honeymoon phase? Honestly… still going strong. SEMI-HARD RUBBISH: Brunswick streets have been stacked with household garbage for weeks as an industrial dispute drags on between the Transport Workers Union and devious waste management conglomerate C...

Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL on THURSDAY 31/3/22. Major news week. SHANE WARNE'S FUNERAL: your hosts attended the State Memorial Service for Mr Shane Warne, respectfully, to report on this momentous secular ritual. CEREMONY: we give our friend Emily a ring to chat about the 4th National Indigenous Art Triennial: Ceremony, which opened at the NGA last weekend. SPIKED: nobody saw him...

The CLAM AND JACKIE BAM show streamed LIVE and LOADED on Thursday, December 16 at 5:30 PM with Crawl Space Radio:  https://busprojects.org.au/program/crawl-space-radio. BENT METAL REPORT: a grungy mega-sculpture in Acland Court, a private auction sale, a community Facebook group in shock and a twisted glimpse at a St Kilda of the past. BEWARE THE SASQUATCH: Jewish art stuff, obviously. The angel o...

CLAM AND JACKIE BAM WAS LIVE AND LOCAL, THURSDAY 20/01/22 5:30 PM ON  @crawlspaceradio CHANEL: FASCIST MANIFESTO Nazism isn’t very chic, Coco. Or is it? Maybe just in rayon silk crepe. THE F WORD Celesbians of all genders have been getting lucky at Flippy’s, a new queer bar on Sydney Road. A report on this major destination, with insider insights from the artist-footy player power couple publicans...