City Dads

This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting stories, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride. Subscribe for weekly episodes, full of sports-dad comedy, parenting rants, and hilarious sideline moments. 👉 Subscribe No...

This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting chaos, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. From wild stories at youth matches to hot-takes on professional play and the madness of raising kids who think they’re the next Messi — this episode brings authentic laughs and real-life dad moments that every parent and soccer fan will relate to. If y...

Roman Bürki’s return, a kazoo, and the worst Uber ever — this week’s episode of City Dads has everything. The guys dive into the big news out of St. Louis City SC as Roman Bürki signs his new DP deal, debate if that’s smart roster-building or an expensive goodbye, and roast what a “homer contract” really means in MLS. Then it all unravels into classic City Dads chaos — creepy Uber stories, kazoo s...

Ever tried to feed a dog chocolate milk? In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of City Dads, the crew dives into some truly wild stories — from dog-sitting disasters and questionable vet advice to ghost-hunting moms, awkward childhood auditions, and why Speed might actually be the perfect rom-com. Join hosts Cory, Ryan and producer Bri as they tackle everything from parenting fails to paranorma...

The dads are back — and it’s chaos. From mushroom trips to soccer rants and parenting fails, City Dads brings St. Louis comedy, dad life, and City SC talk that’s way too honest. ⚽😂 Expect hilarious storytelling, brutally honest soccer takes, and just enough parental wisdom to keep your kid out of the goal box. Whether you’re a St. Louis CITY SC supporter, a sports dad, or someone who loves comed...

In this episode of City Dads, we dive deep into the current state of St. Louis City SC, exploring what’s working, what’s not, and how the club can build toward long-term success. From Durkin and Morales in midfield to the future of Hackworth as potential sporting director, we break down how coaching decisions, roster depth, and financial strategy could shape the next chapter of soccer in St. Louis...

Ready for laughs, sports talk, and dad life chaos? In this episode, we dive into the hilarious reality of being a dad—from awkward trips to Jo-Ann Fabrics with the kids, to wild “business ideas” (like sports bars next to craft stores), to the everyday comedy of balancing family life with sports fandom. If you’re a dad, a sports fan, or just love sharp comedy with a relatable twist, this episode is...

On this episode of the City Dads Podcast, things get hilarious and a little out of hand. We dive into everything from the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia documentary, to kids running wild on camping trips, to rodeo adventures that left us questioning bull riding and parenting choices alike. Of course, we break down the latest in St. Louis City SC soccer, from scrappy wins and outrageous...

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From dental hygienist confessions to the Porn Olympics, hot dog math, and why yelling at athletes doesn’t make you funny — this week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. The dads are back in the basement talking St. Louis City SC soccer, camping disasters, weird fan encounters, Reddit rabbit holes, and whether hot dogs count as protein. Along the way we debate: 🦷 Flossing vs. floss picks (and...

This week on City Dads, we dive into City SC's Saturday match that had everything: red cards in the 20th minute, third-string goalkeepers standing on their heads, wasted man advantages, and of course — plenty of fan frustration. From Celio Pompeo’s highlight goal to Chris Durkin’s big moment, we break down the highs, the lows, and the comedy in between. If you’ve ever yelled at your kids on the wa...

This week on City Dads, the guys dive deep into another rollercoaster week of St. Louis City SC soccer — from blown leads and questionable ref calls to roster frustrations and flashes of brilliance that keep us hanging on. We talk about what’s broken, what gives us hope, and why being a City fan feels like living in Groundhog Day. But it’s not all soccer — we go off the rails with stories about fl...

St. Louis City SC fans… we need to talk. 😬 After another heartbreaking loss, we break down why this season feels like Groundhog Day for CITY — late goals conceded, questionable roster construction, and the never-ending debate around Chris Durkin’s role. From blown leads to VAR controversy, to flashes of brilliance from Sang Bin and Claus, we cover all the highs, lows, and what the future might ho...

Welcome back to another episode of our comedy soccer podcast! In this week’s episode, we dive into everything from St. Louis City SC’s struggles in MLS, late-game collapses, questionable coaching decisions, and why this team just can’t seem to finish strong. ⚽ But it’s not all soccer — we also get into hilarious side tangents about: Marshmallows, Twinkies, and the fine line between a cheeseburger...

St. Louis City SC fans… what was THAT?! In this episode, we break down City SC’s latest MLS match against Chicago Fire — from the collapse after going up 2-1, to fitness issues, late-game subs, roster depth, and why this team keeps dropping points from winning positions. We dive into: Why City SC leads MLS in goals conceded after the 65th, 75th, and 80th minute 📉 The ongoing right back drama (Haz...

From Bronosaurus foreplay in Jurassic Park to breaking down the latest win, we’re kicking off Episode 18 with equal parts soccer talk and dad-level chaos. If you’re a fan of the beautiful game, questionable parenting stories, and the occasional inappropriate laugh — you’re in the right place. In this episode, we cover: Jurassic Park’s “what did I just watch?” moments 🦖 Recapping the big win and s...

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We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, The Dads tackle fat guys on motorcycles, how to give the perfect high five, and when it's appropriate to verbally abuse door to door salespeople. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, The Dads cover the game, inseams, youth sports failures, and find a new way to get censored. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, The Dads talk about Tim Riggins, music, and a bit of soccer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try. It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, The Dads explain why they might be the worst possible option to help celebrate your nuptials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.