Citizen's Guide Productions

Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal

Comedy EN ↓ 46 episodes

This a podcast dedicated to the weird, unexplained, and all things sticky, stupid, and uncomfortable like a gloryhole in a nursing home.

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Citizen's Guide Productions

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Latest episode

Apr 7, 2026

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Episodes

Cornholing With A Quadruple Amputee 07.04.2026

Maynerd, Laura, and Sarge The Destroyer catch up after a 2 year hiatus to discuss the weirdest news story of the last decade.

Scary Nature: Forests, Everest, and Butterscotch Pudding 27.10.2024

Sorry for dropping this one so late so let's just pretend it's still summer. In this episode we talk about the terrifying nature of... nature. We explore the terrors of Sarge's summer camp and then take a trip to the tallest mountain of earth. The we wrap it all up with a rousing edition of dick news!

The Great Molasses Flood: Death, Negligence, and Walls of Goo 19.06.2024

Back from a short break, the gang covers the insane story of the Great Molasses Flood, the history of Boston's North End, and some political intrigue. Links: SargesSupermornal.com https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://x.com/maynerdrules Sources: References: https://www.boston-discovery-guide.com/great-molasses-flood.html https://www.southernliving.com/food/sweeteners/molasses/what-is-mo...

Episode 46: Things That Aren't Flat: Lunar Eclipses, Dunning Kruger, and DICK NEWS! 21.05.2024

We talk about Earth and other things that are definitely not a disk. Also, behold the glorious return of DICK NEWS!

A Conversation With Jeremy London: Ghosts, Aliens, and Courtroom Farts 14.05.2024

We give Laura the day off and welcome special guest, Jeremy London. We discuss ghosts, aliens, remote viewing, psychics, premonitions, and ancient aliens.

Episode 44 - Ancient Torture Methods: Butts, Petting Zoos, and More Butts 07.05.2024

Maynerd, Laura, and Sarge the Destroyer have returned from a long hiatus to talk about torture methods, ripped buttholes, and all things sticky, stupid, and uncomfortable. Follow us on Social media: - https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer - https://twitter.com/maynerdrules - https://www.instagram.com/maynerdrules/ You want sources? We got sources: - https://allthatsinteresting.com/pear-of-angui...

Episode 43 - The Khamar Daban Incident: Stop Hiking In Siberia 02.08.2022

In 1993, 150 miles (241 km) south east of the Dyatlov Pass, 6 hikers would die suddenly and mysteriously while hiking in a Siberian mountain range. We take a deep dive into their story using multiple sources and try to figure out what might have happened. Check out episode 43: The Khamar Daban incident - Stop Hiking In Siberia. If you enjoyed this show, please like, subscribe, and share us with th...

Episode 39 Space Conspiracies- That's no moon, wait it is a moon, or is it a satellite 17.01.2022

In this one, we talk about space conspiracies and how thunderously stupid they are. Support us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Back From The Dead: Shirtless Weirdos, Graveyard Surprises, and Blowing Smoke Up Your Butt 16.01.2022

In this episode, the gang talks about all the ways they tried to revive the dead and a couple of folks who survived being buried alive. Support us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Episode 37- Naked Hotel Parties, The Jusco Phantom, and Claustrophobia 22.10.2021

We did our first ever livestream episode! We talked about the Biltmore Hotel in Rhode Island, The Jusco Phantom, and a haunted mine in Nevada. Find us on Twitter: Sarge - https://twitter.com/BastardProphet Maynerd - https://twitter.com/maynerdrules Laura - https://twitter.com/Nature_B_Laura The Podcast Account - https://twitter.com/CGSuperNormal Find us on Instagram: Sarge - https://www.instagram....

The Adrenochrome Conspiracy: QAnon, Anti-Semitism, and Beliving Nonsense 16.05.2021

In this episode, we cover one of the core tenets of the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. It's just as stupid as you think it is... Donate, buy merch, or follow us here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Sources: https://newrepublic.com/article/159529/qanon-blood-libel-satanic-panic http://marcuse.faculty.history.ucsb.edu/classes/33d/projects/protzion/DelaCruzProtocolsMain.htm https://www.theatlant...

Three Stories- Frozen Relatives, Ghost Town or Bust, and Stuff Named Nancy 14.02.2021

This episode tells three stories about the supernatural in New England and at the end we have DICK NEWS!

Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Spectres, Turning Purple, And Blind Love (2) 10.12.2020

Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Specters, Turning Purple, and Blind Love PATREON GOAL: https://store.marilynmanson.com/products/double-cross-sex-toy-kit https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Welcome back to Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal, Episode 33. In this Episode, special guest Octopus Caveman, (https://twitter.com/OctopusCaveman...

The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms 19.11.2020

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal - Episode 32 The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the Citizen’s Guide blog. First of all, sorry we took so long to get back on track but if I’m being honest, it has been a year. Our podcast Twitter was recently suspended for...

The Great Barrington Event; Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Dildos 13.09.2020

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal Episode 31- The Great Barrington Event: Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Sex Toys https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Special Patreon Shoutout! - https://twitter.com/ObsidianShiv The best whip maker on Earth! Welcome back to the CGS blog. Where I get to wax philosophical about all things unexplained. I...

The Axman of New Orleans: House Axes, The Black Hand, and Jazzin’ it into the good towels 27.08.2020

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Well, we finally released another episode and it didn’t take us a month. That sounds like progress to me. This is another true crime episode and it’s got a spooky scary monster who...

The Servant Girl Annihilator! – Gloryholes, Bailey Jay… again, and Schrodinger's fingerprints 02.07.2020

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Ep. 29 The Servant Girl Annihilator! – Gloryholes, Bailey Jay… again, and Schrodinger's fingerprints https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Well, it’s been a fucking lifetime since we had an episode release. As two out of the three of us are essential employees and Maynerd working hard from home, we wer...

The Bermuda Triangle Charcoal Drawings, Sanitary Napkins, and The Sinky Cyclops 30.03.2020

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal EP-28 REMIX! The Bermuda Triangle: Charcoal Drawings, Sanitary Napkins, and The Sinky Cyclops https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal Guys… we fudged up. We thought the audio was too quiet on the first Bermuda Triangle episode so we rerecorded it. However, Maynerd found it accidentally, edited it acciden...

The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins 29.03.2020

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS Blog! Holy shit, a lot has changed since we released our last episode. Jordan dropped something like 240 pounds, Maynerd and I sang a ballad, and the new Trolls movie came out! Honestly, I think we’re all in a weird...

Cropsey: Urban Legends, South Sides of Towns, and Coke Pockets 02.03.2020

CGS Blog Episode 27 Cropsey - Urban Legends, South Sides of Towns, and Coke Pockets www. Patreon.com/sargethedestroyer https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS blog. We got a crazy episode for you. It’s got true crime, urban legends, and dick news, like usual. We had a lot of fun recording this one and with any luck, you’re never going to see Newark Airport the same way aga...

CGS episode 26: False Flags - Torpedoes, Exploding Toilets, and Scary Weather 19.02.2020

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal – EP 26 False Flags: Torpedoes, Exploding Toilets, and Scary Weather Welcome back to the CGS Blog. We took a little hiatus after the new year because I started a new job and a new semester at school. Sorry for the delay and thank you for coming back. This episode covers a topic near and dear to my heart. False Flag is a term used all too often these days. Our fri...

The Warminster Thing - Aliens, Bangers, and Hitachi hums 01.01.2020

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 25 – The Warminster Thing: Aliens, Bangers, and Hitachi hums https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the Citizen’s Guide Blog! This was supposed to be a Christmas episode but I had a sort of crazy couple of weeks that resulted in my lazy ass getting a job so unfortunately, I had to put this episode on the back burner. However, here we are...

La Llorona: Ladies in white, Period Jokes, and Sassy Snakes 27.12.2019

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal - Episode 24 – La Llorona: Ladies in White, Period Jokes, and Sassy Snakes https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to The Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal blog. In this episode we cover a weeping woman from South America who lives by water and steals your children, like an aquatic Madonna. We have a special guest, @its_me_your_mom or Ms. Tiffany i...

Lizzy Borden and The Bloody Hatchet Wounds 12.12.2019

Episode 23 - Lizzy Borden and The Bloody Hatchet Wounds Donate here: https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS blog. This episode is not just a true crime story, it is the stuff of legends for anyone who grew up in Massachusetts. Lizzy Borden was accused of murdering her parents. The evidence seems overwhelming at first but once we analyze it, you’ll hear some incredibly rea...

Episode 22 Crop Circles 18.11.2019

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal – Episode 22 Crop Circles and Terrible Christopher Walken Impressions https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer Welcome back to the CGS Blog. It’s our one-year anniversary and we’re knee deep in impeachment testimonies or witch hunt 2019, depending on where you get your biases from. We’re just sitting here in the middle while mom and dad are fighting. Much like wh...

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