Citizen Frame

I swear Iceman and Maverick are married by now. Enjoy!

Who has a nanny that can put up a good fight? Who can have such a deep sleep that even a haircut as he sleeps wont even wake him? Who has a mother that when sick needs a VET not a doctor? Enjoy!

1 haunted house, 6 friends, 6 masked killers. There is nothing quiet about this place.  Clever, see what I did there?   ENJOY

We have a Swan, a pair of lips, a hearse, and a group of guys who love baseball!  Can you DIG IT!??!!! ENJOY

A mermaid cat vampire woman, also  painting naked with rabbit blood , and a farmer.   Enjoy

Freddy Vs Edward Scissorhands, a useless police force, and drunken parents! Welcome to our nightmare! Enjoy

We have boobs.... And hmmmmm.. Oh yeah more boobs.   ENJOY 

A farting swamp, a couple of really big knockers , a bad actress and a desperate need for a cod piece!  We give you the Labyrinth..   ENJOY

A wingless angel,  Mr. Churchill the banker,  a bottled clearly marked... Poison! Most importantly a possible horror sequel! ENJOY

A killer with a potty mouth, a sneaky kitty, a piano player with anger issues toward pianos, and a phone call that even left me wanting a cigarette!   ENJOY 

Conan the Barbarian, The Terminator, The Predator and True Lies.... This is NOT one of those!   ENJOY.. maybe. 

One man against... A Hans and his goons, 2 Johnsons and a coke head, and also trying to find a good pair of shoes. ENJOY 

Michael Myers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 1000s candles, and a long commute to a sewer. This is Phantom of the Opera! ENJOY 

A meatloaf, a step to the left, a transgender curry, and a pair of lips that are a  woman's but voiced by man... Yes that makes sense.  I think. 

Come with  us on a magical journey to P. T. Barnum's Circus, where psychics and time do not exist as well as  plot  or any substance what so ever. That's right people, it's The Greatest Showman! So grab your tickets at the door and buckle in, because this one is gonna get freaky!

Blood everywhere! Oscar winner actors! Effects ahead of it's time! A score more timeless than Jaws itself.  That's right....this  podcast has none of that but please  .....ENJOY

Javier is useless,  better acting in the winch, a waste of a good camera, and cage that's rustier than the Elizabeth Dane.  That's the ship in the Fog😁   Enjoy,   C

Duh da, Duh da, DUH DA, DUH DA! What do you get when you combine a Shark waiter, a log and its bouy, and a glorious fart? Not Jaws 4, and trust us, you'll wish it was! Come join us for a cool dip in the Shark infested waters for Jaws 4. Watch out below!!! 🦈🦈🦈

What do you get when you mix a Scatman, a cat, 300 tons of corn syrup , 67 broken doors and my future wife?   You get episode 25!  Enjoy!   Please forgive my audio quality. Wrong mic was used, but we felt it was still ok to relases it as is. 

We have a very loud mother. We also have  the mother of Jamie Leigh Curtis and we have a man obsessed with both...especially if they like his stuff birds.    ENJOY

A wife who is clueless, a son in a box and a house that you can rebuild from memory after watching this.  ENJOY

A bunch of ghost lepers chasing a town of three maybe 4 people during a fog.  Their saviours? A drunk priest and a hot jazz DJ... Classic!

What do you get when you put a mailman, a hooker, a drunk, a one armed hotel owner and of coarse Will Smiths wife into a film..you get this.   Enjoy,   C

Poltergeist 80s horror classic. It has a beaver boy,  a clay face, and even Richard Pryor!  Join us with special guest host Chris in reminiscing about one of the 80s most beloved films.

A mom who can climb the walls, a headless bird, naked old people , a kid who never showers. This film has it all. Enjoy,   C