Citizen Frame

Be careful what you wish for!  Bear likes Freaky Nikki but she just sees them as good friends, so he then breaks a "One Wish Willow" to win her over, and that's when things quickly take a sinister turn as Nikki turns truly freaky with violence and gore soon following.  OBSESSION is the runaway hit horror movie of 2026, but is it all it's cracked up to be, or just an old story rehashed for the twen...

It's DISCLOSURE DAY on CITIZEN FRAME! On this emergency, bonus episode, podcaster turned celebrity chef Ciaran waxes lyrical about his exquisite new recipe for chicken noodle soup, while Trevor goes deep and heavy on the joys of the humble Pot Noodle and Bono's heartwarming charity work. Incidentally, there's also a review of Steven Spielberg's latest movie, but the other stuff is so much more int...

We're going full-on steampunk with the final installment of CITIZEN FRAME's "When Robots Go Bad Month" via our take on Richard Stanley's HARDWARE from 1990! It's a story concerning a killer AI-enhanced military cyborg on the rampage in a bleak post-apocalyptic New York apartment complex. Graphic violence and gore soon follow. Oh, and Iggy Pop and Lemmy also pop up . . . Enjoy! #RichardStanley Dyla...

On a remote space station, a bizarrely dubbed Mr. Wolf from PULP FICTION builds a giant robot, however, it quickly grows intelligent, going on the rampage in an effort to bump off Spartacus and one of Charlie's Angels . . . CITIZEN FRAME's "When Robots Go Bad Month" continues unabated with a look at the troubled production SATURN 3 (1980), starring Kirk Douglas, Farrah Fawcett and Harvey Keitel! B...

When ROBOCOP meets SHORT CIRCUIT! Up next on CITIZEN FRAME's "When Robots Go Bad Month", we're off to South Africa for a look at CHAPPIE (2015), directed by Neill Blomkamp and starring Sharlto Copley, Dev Patel, Die Antwoord, Hugh Jackman and Sigourney Weaver. A movie which wrestles with such grand themes as parenthood, consciousness, the existence of the soul, and the God question -- with a load...

"Let's send these f*ckers a Rambo-gram!" When a bunch of 30-year-olds playing 18-year-olds decide to spend the night in a shopping mall for a spot of the old sex and partying, little do they know that some security robots have inexplicably turned evil after being struck by lightning. Decapitations, bloodshed and ropey acting ensue. Yep, it's the 1986 cult classic CHOPPING MALL up next on CITIZEN F...

At CITIZEN FRAME, we are men of simple pleasures. No pretentious "elevated" claptrap with us, oh no! Quite simply not enough killings or explosions for our delicate tastes. Therefore, we are very proud to submit for your consideration "When Robots Attack Month", beginning with the classic 1973 WESTWORLD, written and directed by Michael Crichton and starring Yul Brynner and James Brolin!   Enjoy! #...

"Hey, you guys!!" THE GOONIES is a beloved '80s classic to many, a favourite of an entire generation, inspiring so much of the mainstream entertainment we get today. But is this wacky adventure of truffle shuffles and kids seeking out pirates' treasure while be pursued by a bunch of criminals any good, or is it just an obnoxious mess of annoying brats screaming over each other? More importantly, w...

Boris Karloff may have played the original screen version of the iconic undead Egyptian Mummy in 1932, but since then there have been numerous iterations of the classic movie monster, including the recently released writer/director Lee Cronin version! But what's this new version of THE MUMMY like -- a modern masterpiece or a rotting corpse best left under wraps with tomb for improvement? . . . Joi...

"Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home, I'm so cold, Let me in-a-your window . . ." Kate Bush song aside, up next on CITIZEN FRAME we're discussing obsessive desire, people getting sexually aroused by public executions, and someone turning into a dog for reasons best left alone . . . No, it's not some sort of batshit David Cronenberg horror film -- it's the recently released "WUTHERING HE...

THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN goes all Bonnie and Clyde and JOKER on us while Jessie Buckley screams at the camera and Christian Bale mumbles something vaguely coherent about needing a shag!  But does this recently-released feminist take on the Universal classic work or is it simply a monster mash of too many ideas not fully realised?  Join us on CITIZEN FRAME as we take a frank look (get it?!) at THE...

When a tormented American novelist stays in a rural Irish hotel, he is soon forced to deal his past traumas. But what has all this got to do with a local witch rumoured to be imprisoned in the hotel's honeymoon suite, a giant rabbit-man, and magic mushrooms growing in the nearby woods? . . . Writer/director Damian Mc Carthy has impressed so far with his CAVEAT and ODDITY, however, is this brand-ne...

So, when some kid called Fool and Marsellus Wallace from PULP FICTION are facing eviction problems, they break into the house of Big Ed and Nadine Hurley from TWIN PEAKS, only to find a killer dog and Big Ed dressed as the Gimp from PULP FICTION, plus ghoulish cannibals with their tongues cut out and gold coins hidden within the house's maze-like interior . . . WT actual F are we babbling on about...

Boiled bunny for dinner! 🐰 In FATAL ATTRACTION (1987), Michael Douglas plays away from home with Glenn Close, who turns out to be a little bit unhinged and stabby. Worse than that, though, he has to put up with her atrocious '80s perm!  It's another erotic thriller up next on CITIZEN FRAME -- join us as we discuss the movie that birthed the phrase "bunny boiler" into the cultural lexicon 🐇 Enjoy...

In screen legend Clint Eastwood's directorial debut, PLAY MISTY FOR ME (1971), he stars as a radio DJ who not only plays funky jazz vibes, but also plays the field, indulging in some sexy time with his lady listeners. However, he gets more than he bargains for when he meets Evelyn, who progresses from mild stalking to full-on slasher mode! Join us on CITIZEN FRAME as we discuss. Enjoy! #JessicaWal...

"If you live through this, tell Rostov it's time to die." When a bunch of evil Russian and Cuban shits invade Miami for reasons that never made quite clear, it's up to Chuck Norris and his beard to take a break from wrestling alligators in the Everglades(!), don his double denim and kick some serious ass. No shortage of mindless violence and explosions ensue. The '80s action cheesefest INVASION U....

Chuck Norris takes on a genetically modified superhuman while also bustin' a few ninja moves on an evil biker gang. Even worse though, he has to put up with the most idiotic sidekick in film history. Thankfully, however, he still manages to find the time to make sweet, sweet love to the ladies . . . Join us on CITIZEN FRAME as we take a look at SILENT RAGE (1982), a strange mix of action, slasher...

SURVIVOR meets MISERY!  Sam brings his Raimi tropes in this adventure/thriller film bringing his highly distinct "comic book" directorial style that blends high-energy slapstick with true horror  When Rachel McAdams gets stranded on a desert island with her asshole boss, they have to attempt to pull together in a bid to survive the elements, wild boar and even a spot of the old eye-gouging and cas...

Take your stinking paws off those dipshit teens, you damned dirty ape! PLANET OF THE APES goes slasher via Stephen King's CUJO as not-so-gentle Ben becomes rabid and rips some limbs and faces off in the recently-released PRIMATE (2025)! Join us on the latest CITIZEN FRAME ep as we monkey around while discussing this simian-based horror 🐒 🙈   Enjoy! #JohannesRoberts #TroyKotsur 

So, a smug, rich businessman hires out the world's least convincing hooker and takes her to fancy restaurants, clothes shops and a polo game. Then George from SEINFELD pops up as Jack the Ripper, but it's okay because everyone lives happily ever after anyway . . . apart from George/Jack, that is . . . Anyways, join us on the latest CITIZEN FRAME ep as we review the Disney nonsense that is PRETTY W...

"Having teeth is a privilege!" THE HOUSEMAID (2025): Preposterous erotic trash and an unintentional comedy or a tense psychological thriller? Find out on CITIZEN FRAME as we pay a visit to the lavish Winchester mansion to take a deep dive into this recent release starring Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried and some hunky moron with his arse hanging out!  There'll be sex, swearing and murder, with tha...

Ghostface returns once again -- and this time it's personal! Join us as we take a detailed look at the newly-released SCREAM 7 on the latest edition of CITIZEN FRAME, where we do love a good "stalk 'n' slash"! But is this latest entry in the long-running series any good? Does Sidney Prescott make a triumphant return? What is the actual point in Gale Weathers now? Are the new teen victims as intere...

Killer corn kids and killer clown bonus! 🤡  Our "Children of the Corn" retrospective may have wrapped up in style but we still have a couple of treats lined up for you on CITIZEN FRAME in the form of looks at: - DISCIPLES OF THE CROW (the 1983 original filmed version of Stephen King's 'Children of the Corn') - CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (the 2025 slasher based on the award-winning novel by Adam Cesare)...

We're investigating even more gangs of rural-based psychotic whippersnappers who worship a corn god on the latest ep of CITIZEN FRAME, as we near the completion of our "Children of the Corn" retrospective -- we're almost there with couple of final surprises lined up for you! He Who Walks Behind the Rows insists you join us as we check out: - CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS (2011) - CHILDREN OF THE C...

As part of the CITIZEN FRAME state-sanctioned charter to inform, educate, entertain and serve He Who Walks Behind the Rows, we're now deep into our "Children of Corn" retrospective -- and they've only gone and brought the infamous child preacher himself back . . . Isaac (along with appearances by Nancy Allen and Michael Ironside)!   Join us as we bring you lucky people the lowdown on:   - CHILDREN...