Dane Baptiste
Citizen Dane
Welcome concerned citizens...A podcast for concerned citizens of the world, worried about the state of the world we are living in. A dystopia? A dream, or is it all a simulation? Listen weekly and feel less alone about your adolescent or adult angst about wtaf is happening right now! ✌🏾🌍
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Dane Baptiste
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Latest episode
Jul 9, 2026
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Episodes
S03 E15 - Red, White and Bonnie Blue 09.07.2026 20:55
Bonnie Blue. If you've ever been on the internet you couldn't possibly have not noticed the name of a woman who has potentially single-handedly turned the clocks back on all the advances made in modern western feminism - but is that the plan? And why is there a baby involved now? I’m a concerned citizen; let’s discuss this episode. *Recorded at the time of her baby shower announcement so s...
S03 E14 - Black Music, Use It Or Lose It (Previous Patreon Episode) 15.06.2026 21:28
Black music use it or lose it. Black British music is going places. One day comedy will do the same. Source: trust me bro. In this episode; I like to open by proudly reminding everyone the official statistic black BRITISH music contributed to 80% of musical sales for the last 30 years I feel an immense sense of pride. And pettiness if you were there back then you get it. ALSO - Steel Pans were the...
S03 E13 - World War T (Previous Patreon Release) 08.06.2026 15:10
This is a Patreon episode from April so some details may have changed/moved on/become completely irrelevant! BUT we are having a baby so recording episodes is more difficult at the moment and we didn't want to leave you with nothing - so, enjoy!
S03 E11 - Reheating the Kevin Hart Roast (previous Patreon Release) 04.06.2026 23:50
Who roasts a roast? I do in this episode, check it out to hear how a roast sounds in an air fryer!
S03 E09 - Unite The White 01.06.2026 33:00
The Alt right (UK fascists financially backed by Zionist and oligarchy) marched recently to get their country back. ‘Content Creators’ still trying to work out why they think the way they do, like they can’t smell the alcohol and frustration. It’s getting tense and annoying. Let’s discuss on this podcast ep!
S03 E07 - The Reformation Reloaded 18.05.2026 17:29
You’d be forgiven for believing we are already in a fascist dictatorship as Reform UK appeared to make massive gains in local elections. But that’s the con, to make you think you’ve already lost. Things aren’t what they seem, listen and you’ll see!
S03 E05 - Running AMOC 06.05.2026 30:17
Running amoc: I talk a lot about the environment. Captain Planet take the wheel! I’m trying to lighten the mood but this podcast is about the strong possibility our climate is about to take a nose dive. I’m not ready. Let’s discuss it, because I can’t the only person thinking about this about now? Thanks again to our new Patreon members joining the Concerned Citizens!
S03 E04 - Listen Up Mother Lovers 29.04.2026 11:49
As a man; I find the things I learn about women creating life to be astounding. Just some thoughts I had because I have a toddler and probably need sleep. Motherhood is a marvel. For example how could doctors spend all these years studying black women’s bodies, without consent or anaesthetic, and black mothers still have a a higher mortality rate. So what did you do with all this research? Too imp...
S03 E03 - Artificial Intelligence & Human Stupidity 27.04.2026 16:41
In these times; after all the talk of immigration and jobs, a new life form this can think and act like us has arrived. It’s non binary, it isn’t limited to borders and it doesn’t need to sleep. Uses a lot of water too- is this the real great replacement? It don’t feel great, could I be wrong? Let’s have a chat, no GPT! Notice Episode 2 is missing? Find it on Patreon for an extra episode a week fo...
S03 E01 - Anti-Yematism 20.04.2026 14:33
We are back with season 3! Please listen back to previous episodes if you like what you hear. New episodes released every week and extra weekly episodes available on Patreon!
Season 3 Incoming! 09.04.2026 0:37
Thank you for your patience, a year since season 2 we are BACK with season three! Season 3 will take on a slightly new format, two shorter form episode's released each week and a new Patreon option for paid subscribers to access a longer episode each week too. This is to make creating and distributing this podcast easier on the Baptiste family who create this podcast along side a toddler and i...
S2EP10 - Introducing to the household... 15.04.2025 1:03:04
This week we introduce multi-talented good friend of the podcast David Ajao! David joins us to discuss Big Brother, people being out of control with the AI, Whodunnits, action figures, but mainly catching up with family. Listen now!
S2EP9 - Belated Mothers Day 07.04.2025 44:13
I’m sorry its late, but family first. And there’s no family without mothers, but is any day a bad day to celebrate/commemorate mothers? Exactly! Enjoy the motherloving ep!
S2EP8 - Parental Advisory 25.03.2025 43:53
Adolescence is as hard as coming up with titles and descriptions for the podcast each week. Listen now and enjoy the show!
S2 EP7 - The Government and Uppity Moonwalkers 18.03.2025 1:01:55
This week I went to the show Uppity for a reunion of like minded black intellectuals, and some non corporate journalists, and found out the truth about the Michael Jackson case, and who gained from his demonisation. You don’t wanna miss this episode! (Or the others!)
S2 EP6 - International Women's Day & The End Of Days 12.03.2025 51:04
Happy International Women's Day! Sometimes it seems like there is little to celebrate in this world, but that's something. For more reasons to be cheerful/concerned, enjoy the ep!
S2 EP5 - A Bigly Sickness 02.03.2025 42:50
As we fight against sickness in the Baptiste household, the sickness that is fascism continues to take root in western civilisation. I have some concerns! Listen now!
S2 EP4 - It was the 80s - AGAIN! 23.02.2025 36:44
This episode we talk about having love for you if you were born the 80’s; even though the 80s did not have a lot of love and one man who did really well back then is now the president, and we talk how those days are coming back. Plus Drake vs Kendrick, ppl are over it, but they’re not like us. Listen now!
S2 EP3 - An Episode For Darrell 07.02.2025 53:19
We dedicate this episode to our beloved friend and brother Darrell McDonald first of all. As we celebrate his life we also talk the trump monarchy, tv, and maybe not enough about the Grammys, whose name has less to do with amounts of c*caine than it should. Listen now!
S2 EP2 - Inauguration Is Hard To Spell 27.01.2025 53:45
We are back and online! Join us on citizen Dane where we discuss series 3 of The Traitors UK, the people that benefit from MAGA the sequel and the right word for doing wet stuff- with water!
S2 EP1 - The Fourteenth Universe 16.01.2025 58:37
We are back with a whole new season and a whole new episode! Father Christmas, parallel universes, Marriage, a new family and some old concerns feature in a comeback episode. There's a lot of things to discuss already as we are now a QUARTER OF A WAY INTO A CENTURY!
EP13- Mustard in the Jungle 11.12.2024 1:08:20
Blessings and greetings! Let me apologise for being AWOL. Life has been life-ing, fatherhood, family, work and finances made Dane a dull bredda. But we back, beautiful and Black! We discuss I'm a celeb, 'Dwarf coconuts' and Rap Beef! Listen quicker than we uploaded 2 weeks ago!
TRUMP: American Lullaby - Citizen's Address 09.11.2024 14:38
Americans; after a solid decade of Nostalgia in media are clearly disillusioned about the American Dream, and the idea of new dreamers coming to find it is unacceptable. Donald Trump has been re-elected on the basis he will be the arm that rocks them back to sleep again, as god forbid they are ever forced to wake up from the dream, as that could mean being ‘woke’, the worst thing ever. Let’s see i...
From Worse To Bad Enoch - Citizen's Address 05.11.2024 19:07
Britain see's it's first black woman leader of the Conservatives - or any major political party for that matter. Speaking of matter, let's look at the makings of a leading black conservative.
EP12 - Kill Tony, Sweet Bobby 04.11.2024 1:07:48
In this episode, there's concerns about the U.S Election, and a rally that was reminiscent of a concerning one back in the 1930s. We are concerned with how far people will go to catch a catfish AND we give you a much anticipated cookie update! Please send in any concerns you have and follow us on Instagram for clips and updates! @CitizenDanePodcast
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