CISN in the Morning

It's "Beer Lovers Day" so you know it's gonna be a good one! We chat with Greg who has a problem with his wife always making sure their daughter is in the same class as her friends.....and someone could win $900 with Bullseye this morning!

It's Matt's final day before he's off to get married! We couldn't let him go without getting your advice (and horror stories about stuff that went wrong before your wedding). Chris also faces off with a Kindergartener, and we get yet another guess at the $500 bucks in the Bullseye jackpot!

It's the official first day back for the kid here in Edmonton, so we look back to when we were school age ruffians, and talk about school advice. And the tradition continues, Chris reads his back to school poem as well. We also have a hard working mom competion for some Eskimo Labour Day rematch tickets!

Yesterday was National Matchmaker Day, so naturally we talked about everything matchmaker. Were you set up by one? Did you set someone up? So many good texts. and with MacEwan Universty in the news for getting scammed out of 12 million bucks, we chatted about the time you got bambozzled out of money.

We had Kelly Talbot, Edmonton Oilers Goalie Cam Talbot's wife on the show talking about her connection to Houston and the floods and what she wants to do to help. We also talk about Matt's impending wedding and if he should invte his boss or not. 

There's a place in Austria offering up a swim in a pool of beer, so naturally that got us talking about your swimming pool and what you'd want it filled with. We also finally get to the bottom of the double yolk conundrum, and see if Chris actually has an entire carton of em. Oh, and we talk with soon to be CCMA Hall of Famer Paul Brandt about his new music!  

Usually when you get honored with a Hall of Fame induction you're career has been over for a while. This is clearly not the case for good Alberta boy Paul Brandt who will be inducted to the CCMA Hall of Fame on September 9th. We chat with him about that and his new album "The Journey" and a whole bunch more! 

Chris's son Carter is working through a magical carton of eggs. Every single one so far has had double yolks. Needless to say, Jack and Matt are calling Bullsheetz. We also talk about the kid who destroyed a priceless coffin in the states so that got us going about the most expensive thing you've broke.

It's always a delight to have Chris's 91 year old grandpa on, this time he shares his best tips for keeping your banana's ripe. Plus early on the show we talk about things that you thought would suck but didn't in honor of the big Mayweather/McGregor fight. And with school starting soon, we asked, "I want my kids to go back because....".     

Our buddy from B.C. Dallas Smith joined us to talk about his 3 in row number 1 singles and his headlining show at the CFR November 10th. Oh, and you know we're going to grill him about his love for everything Lions. We also get into who'd you'd like to fight with the big Mayweather v McGregor fight looming around the corner. 

Our fearless leader, Chris Scheetz is playing hurt today after a bit of a run in at his hockey game last night. Jack and Matt were a little unsure of the severity of the injury so we hear from one of Scheetz's teammate to get the real story. We also talk about a dude who got a gecko stuck in his ear and what you've got stuck in there.     

With the Eskies taking on the Roughriders this week, we had to bring back Kijiji Price Is Right: Saskatchewan edition for our tickets. Matt also gets his $100 dollar hat, so he was pretty fires up about that. Plus, we talk to Tim whose boys won't stop scrapping. 

Matt really thought talking about being hit in the groin would be as funny as seeing someone getting hit, so we kick off the show talking about your crotch shot tales. We also had another dynamite Redneck News from right here in Edmonton that got us talking about craziest thing you've seen at a wedding. Plus we find out how much the Tooth Fairy is leaving these days.   

Matt is a self proclaimed "eclipse denier", so we had an Optometrist on to see if he could stop Matt from making himself  blind. Oh, and it's the return of Chris! And with his return, we had a pretty awesome contest announcement.

You won't believe what Matt is banning at his wedding, plus we get into the stuff you banned at yours. We also talk failed gender reveals and have another dynamite Redneck News about a fateful meetup between husband and wife.    

The powers that be must be asleep at the wheel, because it was just Matt & Jack today on the show. Kicked things off talking about the shortest job you've ever had, but nothing will top Matt's story. And with one of the kids in the little league world series using his tv apperance to hit on his teacher, we talked abotu your crush on that older person as a kid. 

With McDonald's Canada blessing the country with 67 cent hamburgers today, we had to talk about the deal hunter in your life. Plus there's a crazy story coming out of Camrose of the lady that found her lost wedding ring on a carrot, so we talked about that thing you lost but ended up finding after a time. 

Matt did something very dumb before his wedding, he order a $100 dollar hat without his fiancé’s permission. That kicked off the topic about the last time you or your S.O. made a big purchase without you knowing about it. We also get into the first ever "Argue With Matt" and talk about what makes you lazy.

Thomas Rhett and his wife welcomed their daughter to the world after a 36 hour labour! That got us talking about how long yours was? Who knew that it can take WEEKS to give birth? We also have a redneck news from Matt involving gas and fire so you know something is going wrong.  

Matt's cat threw up right in front of the bathroom door last night, so naturally he stepped in it on the way in. That got us talking about why you're animals stink. We also get into great Edmonton date nights since there is so much going on around the city the past few weeks. We also have another edition of Freaky Friday to tickle your ear drums!

It was so fun yesterday we had to bring back your social media pet peeves. Later in the show we talk about the weird ways you induced labor since Thomas Rhett's wife is trying everything. We also have another dynamite Redneck News and Matt busts out the didgeridoo for Road Hammers tickets!

In remembrance of all the filthy vehicles out a BVJ, we got talking about the messy car owners in your life. A little later in the show, we had Dallas Smith on the show to talk about the super romantic moment he gave a newlywed couple on stage Sunday night and we'll catch up with Sarah who was the recipient of said delightful gesture. 

hands clapping all weekend of all things. In honor of him we talk about your strange injures, plus we pull a Jason Aldean bingo card out of the big barrel and send someone off to see him in Anaheim!

The one downside of the Sheetz Kool bus being jacked up a foot and half is the step to get in is a mile high now. So high that Chris ripped his pants on the way up. That got us talking about your ripped pants stories. We also had Edmonton Eskimo O-lineman and country music lover, Justin Sorensen in studio!

Nicole emailed us needing some help. She's been secretly been tracking her husband using an app on his phone without him knowing and she's not sure if she should continue. We took TONS of texts on the subject. We also debut Matt singing Sam for eskie tickets and chat about BVJ which is just around the corner!