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CineMortuary Podcast

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Your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels with your hosts Rob Yeomans, Dave Walker and Willy. A proud part of the Film Stories Podcast Network: www.filmstories.co.uk

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Willard (2003) 25.02.2024 1:26:58

EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) 11.02.2024 2:19:22

EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) 28.01.2024 1:26:49

EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dawn of the Dead (1978) 14.01.2024 1:22:10

CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Krampus (2015) 22.12.2023 1:16:55

EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Death Day 2U (2019) 10.12.2023 1:04:42

EPISODE 148 - 1000 Ways to Die, Junior Edition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

V/H/S/2 (2013) 26.11.2023 1:33:45

EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dracula 3D (2012) 12.11.2023 1:14:10

EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Halloween II (1981) 29.10.2023 1:13:04

EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night (2010) 15.10.2023 1:25:30

EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed all year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Weeks Later (2007) 24.09.2023 1:28:46

We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cape Fear (1991) 10.09.2023 1:29:47

EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blade: Trinity (2004) 27.08.2023 1:38:25

If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) 13.08.2023 1:14:17

EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ring 2 (1999) 30.07.2023 1:09:58

Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Plan 9 (2015) 16.07.2023 1:32:21

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Will Eat Itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Terrifier 2 (2022) 25.06.2023 1:19:48

Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) 04.06.2023 1:18:56

Just one more fight about a lot of thingsAnd I will give up everythingTo be on my own againFree again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHHSnickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2001 Maniacs (2005) 21.05.2023 1:10:17

The south will rise again... IN MY PANTS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

House of Wax (2005) 07.05.2023 1:20:04

Five years in the making, the lads finally watch the correct version of House of Wax. It's 2005 so prepare for some fun time Paris Hilton-shaped misogyny hahaha lol. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) 23.04.2023 1:24:58

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Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) 09.04.2023 1:33:40

Willy returns and, having missed the last Scooby Doo episode, decides to do something unprecedented by picking two films from the same series in a row. RUH ROH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bride of Frankenstein (1935) 19.03.2023 53:13

Frankenstein's Monster gets stitched. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fright Night (2011) 26.02.2023 1:14:22

Rob and Dave put the frighteners on the surprisingly star-studded remake of Fright Night. But does it have the same razzamatazz as a Peter Vincent show? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scooby Doo (2002) 12.02.2023 1:01:50

RUH-ROH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices