Cinematic Anarchy

A tiny-budget horror movie, a body-part assembly line, and one very questionable plan for revenge—what could possibly go wrong? Rachel, Chris, Christian, and guest Kat Reeve dive into Frankenhooker , unpacking its gloriously weird practical effects, bizarre moral logic, and unforgettable moments. It’s offensive, oddly charming, and funny enough to make you wonder if the movie knows exactly what it...

Three film nerds enter The Backrooms; Along the way, the Chris, Steph and Nico unpack creepy entities, Chris immediately get lost looking up 4chan and accidentally finds porn. The they unpack trauma, practical effects, fake exits, and why nobody should ever go spelunking in a suspicious basement. Expect deep lore, punchable-face rankings, a spirited AI rant, and the vital reminder: drink water, yo...

Two shark movies enter the lake. Logic does not come out. Chris and Bev compare Jurassic Shark and Shark Exorcist , examining bargain-bin CGI, baffling demon-shark lore, a suspiciously long opening, and a horrific number of “Tiffany!”s yelled into the void. Is a movie worse when it’s so weird you can’t forget it—or so boring you can barely remember watching it? After debating creepy characters, of...

Chris and Steph attempt a respectful memorial for Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen, Reggie Bannister, and other beloved icons—and naturally end up discussing Rocky Horror , Dolly’s legendary philanthropy, questionable children’s-movie euphemisms, celebrity deaths, pierced body parts, and a mummy that sucks souls through people’s… well, you’ll hear it. It’s heartfelt, hilarious, occasionally i...

Chris and Steph attempt to discuss The Beatles’ Yellow Submarine and A Hard Day’s Night, but naturally end up debating football, British accents, Jesus, Ringo’s facial hair, wrestling, cultural appropriation, and whether “Dick Boob” is a real person. Somewhere in the chaos, they make actual points: Yellow Submarine is a psychedelic animated fever dream packed with pop-culture references, while A H...

Is Sam Neill a leading man, a character actor, or simply the human equivalent of “Oh cool, Sam Neill is in this”? Chris sits with Matt and Rachel to discuss his cinematic résumé, from Jurassic Park and Event Horizon to Hunt for the Wilderpeople, while debating whether he could have improved roles played by Gary Oldman. Along the way, they discuss creepy villains, typecasting, Christopher Walken, q...

The Beatles were never meant to be this weird. From fake kidnappings and hand dryers that strip off shirts to a full-on coach trip fever dream, Help! and Magical Mystery Tour turn one of the biggest bands in history into something much stranger, louder, and more unhinged than nostalgia ever prepares you for. Chris and Steph break down why one film feels like a polished attempt at Beatlemania while...

Roger Glen Hill joins Chris and Steph to unpack Stalker Jane , the low-budget indie that mixes 80s slasher energy, modern attitude, and just enough chaos to make you keep yelling at the screen. What starts as a twisted date from hell opens into a full conversation about how the film was built, why Halo's debut performance as Jane is so instantly memorable, and how a shoestring budget became a feat...

In this episode, Chris & Step dive into Suspiria — the 1977 horror classic where the colors are louder than the dialogue, the score is pure nightmare fuel, and the practical effects are gloriously unhinged. We talk witches, mirrors, maggots, and why this movie somehow makes a German academy feel like the worst place on Earth. It’s part film analysis, part chaos spiral, and 100% proof that Dari...

In this episode, Meg and Chris dissect every strange detail — from Gloria Holden’s statuesque presence to Sandor’s punchable face, and the hilariously incompetent police hierarchy. They break down the film’s bizarre costume choices, the unintentional comedy, and the subtle hints of sexuality buried beneath Victorian-era repression. Ger Can Get It

Is Fight Club a feminist film? Does pissing side by side make you best buddies? Is Jared Leto really all that pretty? All these questions and less answered by Chris and Steph as they ADHD trip through the chaos that is "Fight Club"

Join Chris, Matt, Rachel, and Samantha in an episode that turns a bizarre 70s horror movie into comedy gold, with the hosts tearing into the plot holes, ridiculous death scenes, and mannequin madness while still secretly loving the VHS-era weirdness. It’s a playful mix of roast, nostalgia, and “how did this get made?” energy that makes the chaos the whole point. Follow Samantha at: https://www.ins...

In this episode, Chris, Matt and Rachel dive into the gloriously weird chaos of Krull — the fantasy-sci-fi movie that somehow makes zero sense and total sense at the same time. Expect laser swords, teleporting mountains, bad decisions, and plenty of laughs as we unpack one of the most delightfully bonkers movies ever made.

In this episode Chris is Joined by new Co-Host Steph as we dive into David Lynch's Eraserhead , where mutant babies and singing radiators are just another Tuesday. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—confusing but oddly satisfying. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at the bizarre!

Join Chris Matt and Rachel as they hilariously unravel the madness of "The Beastmaster." Dive into a world where loincloths reign supreme, ferrets are the real MVPs, and tigers get a questionable dye job. With their signature humor, they explore the film's wild plot twists, from psychic animal connections to cauldron twerking witches. Packed with witty banter and personal anecdotes, this episode i...

Most movies are so bad they make you want to rip your hair out — but Shark Exorcist takes that to a whole new level of insane. If you've ever wondered just how deep for a film to be "utterly unwatchable" can go, be prepared: this one delivers a chaotic mix of demonically possessed sharks, bikini-clad actresses, questionable CGI, and a plot so nonsensical it defies all logic. And trust us, watching...

Cinematic Anarchy and Beverly Price dive into the shallow end of cinematic chaos headfirst with our latest episode, where we tackle the infamous Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge. Join us as we explore how these shark-tastic disasters turned Hollywood stars into fish out of water, with plots so absurd they make a dolphin finale seem logical. From Michael Caine's paycheck regrets to supernatural shark...

In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, Chris Matt and Rachel dive into the muscle-bound, oiled-up world of "Conan the Barbarian." Join them as they hilariously dissect Arnold Schwarzenegger's beefcake fever dream, where the plot is as thin as Conan's loincloth. From accidental camel punching to questioning how philosophical Conan really is, this episode is a wild ride through 80s cinema absurdity....

In this laugh-out-loud tribute episode, we are joined by Matt & Rachel, as we dive into the whimsical world of Catherine O'Hara, celebrating her as the queen of comedic chaos and the ultimate bad mom icon. From her unforgettable role as Moira Rose in Schitt's Creek to her voice acting magic in The Nightmare Before Christmas, we explore how she juggles hilarity and heart with the grace of a jes...

In this episode we sit with Misfits director Kris McMenamin and newcomer Zahra to discuss "Dogma". Most fans of Kevin Smith's "Dogma" already know it pushes boundaries - now Join us as we unpack the film’s clever critique of dogma, From the playful reimagining of the divine as a whimsical woman to Kevin Smith's subtle humanization of angels and demons.

In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, director Kris McMenamin and actors Sam Meola and Kat Reeve join the cast to discuss their film "Misfits." The movie follows a group of friends dealing with love and loss, culminating in a wrestling match with high personal steaks. The episode covers the film's production challenges, the cast's chemistry, and the influence of 90s culture behind-the-scenes stori...

In this episode, Chris, is joined by Rachel, and Matt as they dive into a hilariously chaotic discussion about the 1981 film "Clash of the Titans." From a discussion about the terrifying TriStar Pegasus logo to a query about the need for pantsless fantasy epic heroes, the trio leaves no stone unturned. They even chat about the absurdity of Perseus's decision-making skills, like losing magical item...

In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, we take your favorite holiday classics and give them a hilariously dark twist!  We're mashing up "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" with "Home Alone" to create a comedy-horror crossover you never knew you needed. Join Chris and Fara as they dive into the chaotic world of Kevin McAllister, now a grown-up trap-setting mastermind, and see what happens when he cros...

In this cinematic "masterpiece" (Quotes used intentionally), Santa Claus takes on the Martians in a battle of wits and... well, mostly just wits. With a plot that rivals the complexity of a children's bedtime story, Santa is kidnapped by Martians who are desperate to bring joy to their humorless, sleep-deprived children. Armed with a laugh that could make Mr. Magoo cringe and a workshop that churn...

Buckle up for 'The Last Sleigh Ride,' where comedy meets horror in a film that’s as unpredictable as an oar based blood splatter. Chris sits with Matt and Rachel to dissect the movie's quirky charm, from its indie low budget effects to its laugh-out-loud moments, all while questioning if the real horror was Marco's puppy focused rage or Max Rampage stuck on repeat. Get ready for a final slay-ride...